In Which the Nazis Explain Race

[Jontg]

(Channels Aldo Raine.)
Alright, folks, I'm getting mighty bored over here, on account of we ain't seen our favorite Nazis around here in about a week--and it's high time we got 'em back, cause I get bored when I don't have Nazis. So Investigator, Uninvolved, Mondial, MaGZ, I got me a nice, juice hunk o' suet here, so y'all goosestep in here and tell us poor, Zionist stooges about them untermenschen. Last I checked, there was not a great deal of difference 'tween ya. What makes 'em different from you? What makes you better? And you best be able to cite some decent studies on the topic.

[theprestige]

In Which the Nazis Explain Race

I think you misspelled "In which nothing much happens, but somehow the slapfight manages to go on for at least twenty pages".

[Jontg]

And we all get wonderfully entertained in the process.

[timhau]

Who gets to be the Bear Jew?

[Ignorantbystander]

Yes, I also miss them, in fact they were my main reason to register here.
btw, you forgot about Budly, who is definitely my favourite.

[Eddie Dane]

Maybe they can include pictures of themselves, so that we may fully enjoy their superiority.

[Jontg]

Who gets to be the Bear Jew?

I was planning on asking to change my title to "The Bear Skeptic," actually.

[Cainkane1]

Maybe they can include pictures of themselves, so that we may fully enjoy their superiority.
I was in Jewish chat and as a gentile it was fun putting the Muslims and skinheads down as they tried in vain to give a rational reason to be anti semetic. The jewish guys didn't really need my help but they did seem to enjoy me being in there.

[Eddie Dane]

I was in Jewish chat and as a gentile it was fun putting the Muslims and skinheads down as they tried in vain to give a rational reason to be anti semetic. The jewish guys didn't really need my help but they did seem to enjoy me being in there.

My god.

Doesn't sound like fun for the Jews hanging there, if they get constantly bugged by all sorts of anti-Semites.

I hope they have a separate subforum for that very purpose or nobody ever gets round to the bagels recipes.

[theprestige]

And we all get wonderfully entertained in the process.
For certain values of "we all", "wonderfully", and "entertained", of course.

[Thunder]

I am Bear Jew!!! Me me!! I called it!!

[Uzzy]

Only if I get to be Lt Archie Hicox.

[Jeff Corey]

I was in Jewish chat and as a gentile it was fun putting the Muslims and skinheads down as they tried in vain to give a rational reason to be anti semetic. The jewish guys didn't really need my help but they did seem to enjoy me being in there.

Were any of the Muslims anti-semites? It was my understanding that some Muslims are semites.

[Jontg]

I am Bear Jew!!! Me me!! I called it!!

Well, I did have dibs, but you're the actual Jew, so go ahead. :p

[timhau]

Only if I get to be Lt Archie Hicox.

In that case, I want to be Hugo Stiglitz, just so I can say "Say 'auf Wiedersehen' to your Nazi balls!"

[Jontg]

I can't help but notice that all of the Nazis are avoiding this topic completely. Investigator and his buddies can at least try and bluster about how mighty Aryans like themselves have too much of a life to argue with debased Jew-lovers like us... but Ragnarok's making a fool of himself out there already.

[Simon39759]

Were any of the Muslims anti-semites? It was my understanding that some Muslims are semites.

Arabs are indeed a semitic people as are several other Middle-Eastern groups but it's just plain not fair to ask a racist to make sense.

[Jontg]

It's so hilarious, though. Listening to people who have no clue what "Aryan" or "Semitic" actually mean talk about master-races and untermenschen as if the combined biological and social sciences of the entire 20th century never advanced beyond phrenology? I'd pay to see a show like that.

[Jontg]

Bumped for the convenience of our favorite Nazi.