PDA

View Full Version : Craziest Alex Jones Moment Poll


NWO Sentryman
26th September 2009, 01:19 PM
Ok, what do you think is the craziest Alex Jones moment ever?

jayman
26th September 2009, 04:17 PM
This audio clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtliol7kU4Q) should be included in this poll.

patchbunny
26th September 2009, 09:27 PM
I'd love to know what some of these are, but that would involve me watching more Alex Jones than I already have. As it is, I'll vote for Alex not knowing the difference between '3' and '5'.

Unsecured Coins
26th September 2009, 11:27 PM
I made a post here about supposedly getting an RFID chip, and Jones had bermas reporting on it the next day on his show. I called in a few weeks later and busted him on it.

He called me the son of the devil.

jakesteele
27th September 2009, 11:44 AM
I make a point to not watch him very much at all because he sees a conspiracy behind every bush and under every rock. Although, I did see the Joker make-up deal and I found it very creepy and weird and I still don't know what the intent was behind the original poster is.

I saw the Bohemian Grove deal and was wondering what was up behind that. Was it an obvious fake? Did he hire actors to do it, did he take old film footage from a horror movie about devil worship or what?

jakesteele
27th September 2009, 11:45 AM
Also, what was the deal with the "Michell Malkin" spat?

Edx
27th September 2009, 12:21 PM
How about the one where he says when they (Alex Jones and so on) will execute tens of thosuands of people?

Axiom_Blade
27th September 2009, 12:58 PM
I saw the Bohemian Grove deal and was wondering what was up behind that. Was it an obvious fake? Did he hire actors to do it, did he take old film footage from a horror movie about devil worship or what?

No, Jones actually did get into the Grove. The whole "devil worship" thing was Jones' interpretation; there's nothing to back it up. If you're interested, there's plenty of non-paranoid stuff about the grove on the web.

Here's the basics:
http://www.rotten.com/library/conspiracy/bohemian-grove/

Hourglassmemory
28th September 2009, 02:28 PM
I remember watching "New World Order", a documentary about these people, and he was in the car witht the documentary people and then they were standing in front of the national monument and looking at the obelisk, and Alex Jones goes on about what he beleives the elites believe about the obelisk. Something like "the obelisk is a phallus that concentrates energy"...it was something like that.
It was completely insane.

I laughed a lot with the Joker stuff and the Watchmen review. How he saw the movie coming out as a taunt by the elites to people like him... 'Ozymandamus'. geesh...

I think at one time he said babies would be put in bee-hive like structures and be poisoned with lythium vapours for some reason....

I just love it when people like this start being extremely specific about what they believe.
When they start talking about obelisks sucking up human energy because they're shaped like penises, or the lythium poisoning of babies in beehives, when they imagine in extreme detail how a police state would work, with swat teams exploding your head on the pavement as they laugh maniacly and utter illuminati things about human consciousness and the forces of saturn or something like that, or when they (in the case of David Icke) call pedophiles half-lizard hybrids with completely misaligned chakras.
These highly imaginative and detailed non-sequitors fascinate me.

I can't really pick one. I confess I haven't heard of many you list there. Is there a place that shows these rants of his....besides his own website?

mythstifieD
29th September 2009, 12:36 AM
I took the time to find most of these lol, enjoy! :)


the rant after the Noam Chomsky interview :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0APTn1EPg9E

Y2K :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeuPU1agi98

Michelle Malkin :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-DoxqvqjxM and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgeB8q_4lLI

CPS Rant :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YngJ2SMAxrU

Galileo comment :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzJOGNevg_U

Joker Inside :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGFw3hY20lM

Joker Outside :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnIWSI2tkDM

Watchmen review :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-Z4xW5LMro

Unsecured coins (Brilliant btw!): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=457SoOWxc3c

Making sheep noises: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZNRfNJoSPw

Spooked by fire alarm: can't find it, I think it's part of Obama Deception

Firing a mannlicher rifle: grr, can't find either, part of NWO doc tho?

Interviewing David Icke: WARNING! EXTREME TRUTH ALERT! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vM0aQSB8PFI

Interviewing Peter Joseph: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XVnhh6Yqec (I found this one quite interesting)

Swine Flu: is real: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IhrIbIts-8 is fake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTG0hSbc8Ag ("This is the second emergency broadcast ever, since... last Saturday")

reaction to soldiers at Toys'r'us :: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpjO9vkfu7w ("Why do you show your underarms in a public place?" hehe)

joe rogan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuRaWUGtEAA ("I have documents, 99% of the time I'm not even speculating!")

Infiltrating bohemian grove: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxoF3dk8arQ

Other: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOBg6z3Hxo0

mythstifieD
29th September 2009, 12:39 AM
The original Joe Rogan one: http://vodpod.com/watch/1763097-alex-jones-joe-rogan-belly-of-the-beast

Foolmewunz
29th September 2009, 03:24 AM
No Planet X option - invalid poll.


On Planet X Alex Jones is just warming up. You ain't seen nothin' yet.

aggle-rithm
29th September 2009, 10:36 AM
Considering people like him tend to become more unstable as they age...I'm sure his craziest moments are still ahead of him.

Perfume V
29th September 2009, 10:41 AM
I voted for Unsecured Coins, just because of the delicious insight you get into what happens when someone calls him on his nonsense. But the Joker one is destined to be a classic head-scratcher.

I once saw the UK's far-right British National Party on television protesting a speech by the then-Conservative Party leader Michael Howard. Howard had a rather Bela-Lugosi-like face and Romanian ancestry; to protest him, the BNP dressed someone up as Dracula and got them to stand outside the venue waving a cross and a clove of garlic. I used to think that was the most utterly incoherent political image I had ever seen in my life, but after seeing Jones dressed as the Joker, I'm not so sure. I mean, what is the thinking behind such a thing? I realise that a lot of people think Obama is a socialist, and this makes him like the Joker because... the Joker is a socialist? And dressing up like the Joker will really show him... something or other? I think? :confused:

OldTigerCub
29th September 2009, 12:03 PM
I made a post here about supposedly getting an RFID chip, and Jones had bermas reporting on it the next day on his show. I called in a few weeks later and busted him on it.

He called me the son of the devil.


That was a priceless event! I have to vote for UC since I still chuckle about the set-up and the slam dunk.

Latitude
29th September 2009, 12:42 PM
No, Jones actually did get into the Grove. The whole "devil worship" thing was Jones' interpretation; there's nothing to back it up. If you're interested, there's plenty of non-paranoid stuff about the grove on the web.

Jon Ronson also done a documentary following Jones for a while before and after he got in there. Google "jon ronson bohemian" and you should be able to find it.

David Wong
29th September 2009, 03:42 PM
http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 D06CvUjLgK5g&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D uR2UXmTGK4M (http://youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3 D06CvUjLgK5g&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D uR2UXmTGK4M)

Keep watching.

Apologies if this has been posted before.

RockNroll
29th September 2009, 04:35 PM
What the... :(
As a huge UFC fan who greatly enjoys Joe Rogan's commentary, it really pains me to see him palling around with that unmitigated douchebag Alex Jones. I had no idea Rogan was a conspiracy kook...
How long has this been going on?

IMST
29th September 2009, 04:52 PM
Quite some time. He debated Phil Plait on the moon landing hoax CT on Penn Gilette's radio show years ago.