My own personal JFK "conspiracy theory"

[al_capone_junior]

OK.

This is my own personal JFK conspiracy theory...

my theory is that the JFK conspiracy theory is itself the real conspiracy... :eye-poppi by having a "conspiracy theory" (or the knowledge at least that there is a "theory" which may possibly be true) almost universally associated with an event, the economic engine stays running.

:alien009:

That's why there's new "evidence" brought out every now and then (does anyone really think that they're still investigating an event that happened almost fifty years ago?:rolleyes:), it's to re-generate interest (and possibly even get new "customers") for the countless documentaries, books, websites etc...

:pigsfly

I mean who stands to gain the most if JFK's death WAS a conspiracy? Book writers, TV show makers, troofer websites... You catch my drift?


Just thought you all would like a little light diversion from the usual serious business of conspiracy theories / debunking conspiracy theories :D

al

:alien011:

[grandthefttoaster]

South Park already did it.

[Longfellow]

South Park already did it.

Took the text right outta my fingers.

[al_capone_junior]

South Park already did it.

I have all the episodes of southpark on DVD. Funny stuff. But it didn't come from there.

al

[grandthefttoaster]

Okay my theory is that all of the conspiracy theorists like Alex Jones are disinformation agents paid by the government. That way most people won't believe these theories because they see crazy people like Alex believing them.

At the same time, the conspiracy skeptics are really the real conspiracy theorists that only pretend to debunk things. That way the theories will get more attention.

Meanwhile, the government is really run by the real skeptics who don't believe in conspiracy theories. See, they just forgot that they were the ones who killed Kennedy and did 9/11.

And just wait untill you find out who the people that write fake parody conspiracy theories on the internet are. Then you'll be really going down the rabbit hole!

[Rolfe]

You mean like Rosewell? That was dreamed up to boost the economy of the district after a major employer went bust or shut up shop or something, wasn't it?

Rolfe.

[Professor Yaffle]

You mean like Rosewell? That was dreamed up to boost the economy of the district after a major employer went bust or shut up shop or something, wasn't it?

Rolfe.

And then there was The Beiderbecke Tapes...

[dudalb]

The Comedian did it.

[IMST]

Nah, the CTs aren't paid agents, just convenient dupes for the real shadowy disinfo spreaders. They're all there to get the paranoid to miss the REAL conspiracy. scientolocracy

[SpitfireIX]

You mean like Rosewell? That was dreamed up to boost the economy of the district after a major employer went bust or shut up shop or something, wasn't it?

Rolfe.


The incident actually happened, but exactly what happened is disputed. The (Army) Air Force actually put out an initial press release stating that they had discovered a "flying disc"; whether this was someone's genuine initial impression, or simply an ill-considered attempt to cover up a top-secret project, remains unclear. That local businesses have attempted to milk the so-called Roswell UFO Incident for all it's worth is beyond dispute, however.