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Tmy
21st December 2003, 10:57 AM
So Qudaffi has decided to play nice and give up his lame nuke program and pay up for Lockerbee ect... SO WHAT!!!! That doesnt make him any less of a freedom hating oppresive badly dressed dictator now does it.

If we're gonna beat the drum of "freedom and democracy" for the people of Iraq and Afganistan, then why shouldnt we do the same for the Lybians...

Unless of couse........ WAIT A MINUTE, IT WASNT ABOUT FREEDOM ALL THIS TIME!!!!! DAMN YOU, YOU BLEW IT UP, DAMN YOOOOOOOU!!!! ( <--- in my best Charlton Heston voice)

CFLarsen
21st December 2003, 10:59 AM
Where is "Lybia"???

Who is "Qudaffi"???

American
21st December 2003, 11:05 AM
?

Tmy
21st December 2003, 11:06 AM
Oh your justnot hip to the latest translations! Like how Qutar is now "cutter" instead of "ki-tar". Or How Iraq used to be "EYE-RACK" and now is "Ear-Rock".

Screw you for judgeing me! :p

aerocontrols
21st December 2003, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by CFLarsen
Where is "Lybia"???


I think he meant "Labia"

Sign me up.

Chaos
21st December 2003, 11:35 AM
Just make sure you read the map correctly and bomb the right currently.

Here in Germany, we have just rebuiult from WW2, and we donīt want any of your bombs.

Thank you in advance.

Chaos

P.S.: We might be ready to support your war by delivering maps showing the position of Lybia and sending you people who can read those maps...

Zero
21st December 2003, 11:39 AM
Can we invade later?

peptoabysmal
21st December 2003, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Chaos
Just make sure you read the map correctly and bomb the right currently.

Here in Germany, we have just rebuiult from WW2, and we donīt want any of your bombs.

Thank you in advance.

Chaos

P.S.: We might be ready to support your war by delivering maps showing the position of Lybia and sending you people who can read those maps...

You could have probably rebuilt a lot sooner if not for "international cooperation", eh?

The Fool
21st December 2003, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by Zero
Can we invade later?

If you eat all your broccoli I will let you invade...otherwise its straight to bed.

Mr Manifesto
22nd December 2003, 12:05 AM
Doesn't say a lot for American Intelligence. All we'd need to see now is links between GHQaddfffiii (or however it's spelt today) and OBL for the farce to be complete.

richardm
22nd December 2003, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by Mr Manifesto
Doesn't say a lot for American Intelligence.

Mm. You know, the first thought that sprang to mind when you said that was "I wonder if the reason we didn't know about them before is that Libya doesn't really have any".

It would be a great scam to say "If you let us back into the world community you can come and inspect all our weapons programmes", knowing all along that you haven't actually got any in the first place.

Ed
22nd December 2003, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by Tmy
Oh your justnot hip to the latest translations! Like how Qutar is now "cutter" instead of "ki-tar". Or How Iraq used to be "EYE-RACK" and now is "Ear-Rock".

Screw you for judgeing me! :p

and your anus is now ura nus

Can't be too PC:D

shuize
22nd December 2003, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by Chaos
Just make sure you read the map correctly and bomb the right currently.

Here in Germany, we have just rebuiult from WW2, and we donīt want any of your bombs.

Thank you in advance.

Chaos

P.S.: We might be ready to support your war by delivering maps showing the position of Lybia and sending you people who can read those maps...

Well, the last time we sent planes to bomb Libya they "accidently" hit the french embassy after the french were so much help in not letting us fly over their country.

But since Germany has been so helpful lately in Iraq, I'm sure you have nothing to worry about ....