Okay, so it's a tabloid,

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but this is too funny.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/content_objectid=13742562_method=full_siteid=89488 _headline=-WITCHES--SPELL-ON-COWELL-FOR-OZZY-BIKE-SLUR-name_page.html

Ack, nasty URL.

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