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Vortigern99
5th October 2009, 02:47 PM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32601728/ns/travel-active/

Bull sharks can swim miles up fresh water rivers in search of prey. Although the incidence of shark attacks in Iran has slowed as of late, the Tigris River, in Iran is still the shark attack capital of the Middle East.

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSL3019334620071030

A two-meter shark has been caught in a river in southern Iraq more than 200 km (160 miles) from the sea.

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3065355,00.html

Fishermen in the southern [Israeli] town of Ashdod caught three Sharks in recent days, including one that was five-meter-long (about 16 feet,) ....


http://www.springerlink.com/content/w200xq8t25167331/

The finding of neonatal whale sharks from Northern Indian Ocean waters off of Pakistan and Bangladesh....

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/statistics/GAttack/MapAsia.htm

1580-2008 Map of Asia's Confirmed Unprovoked Shark Attacks

Territory Total Attacks Fatal Attacks Last Fatality

Iran 23 8 1985
India 15 6 1956
Iraq 8 2 197?
Singapore 5 3 1954
Saudi Arabia 4 1 194?
Yemen 2 2 1955
Israel 1 0
Pakistan 1 0
UAE 1 0
Unspecified 2 0
ASIA 117 52 2000

No further comment necessary; I think the facts speak for themselves. ;)
Marc39
5th October 2009, 02:50 PM
Steven Spielberg was their bin Laden.
Simon39759
5th October 2009, 02:57 PM
I can't help but notice how Israel only has ONE recorded attack, and a non-fatal one at that.
Do we need more proof that shark attacks are part of a vast Jewish conspiracy? I think not.
dropzone
5th October 2009, 08:10 PM
Bull sharks (http://www.nokomiseast.org/yard/light/creeksharks.html) have been found as far north on the Mississippi as Wisconsin and Minnesota. I see them as a possible solution to the Asian carp problem. Well, them and hungry Chinese people. (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5542199)
linusrichard
5th October 2009, 09:05 PM
I hear Iran is only months away from having the capability of attaching frickin' laser beams to their heads. Pray for us all.
Jontg
5th October 2009, 09:17 PM
Bull sharks (http://www.nokomiseast.org/yard/light/creeksharks.html) have been found as far north on the Mississippi as Wisconsin and Minnesota. I see them as a possible solution to the Asian carp problem. Well, them and hungry Chinese people. (http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5542199)

We kicked them all out of the great lakes, and in revenge the Jews introduced Zebra Mussels!
cisco
7th October 2009, 11:46 PM
Bull sharks (http://www.nokomiseast.org/yard/light/creeksharks.html) have been found as far north on the Mississippi as Wisconsin and Minnesota.
LALALALALALA

I CAN'T HEeeeeAR YOU!
dropzone
8th October 2009, 08:40 PM
Dude, if you stay out of the water you're safe, not just from bull sharks, but also leeches.

"Mom, why did you bring us here? Is this the only lake in Minnesota named 'Leech Lake?'"

"No there's 10,00 others called that, if only informally."
Algebra34
8th October 2009, 09:45 PM
hmmmm.. interesting thread. And why didn't the Hooper character die in the movie like he did in the book? You all got me thinkin' now. Dreyfuss isn't a jewish name is it?
Vortigern99
10th October 2009, 08:50 AM
In the book, Hooper sleeps with Brody's wife. :jaw-dropp Make of that what you will.
cisco
10th October 2009, 11:43 AM
Bull sharks (http://www.nokomiseast.org/yard/light/creeksharks.html) have been found as far north on the Mississippi as Wisconsin and Minnesota.
Hey, wait just a minute, pal.
Any resemblance in the above story to actual fact may be coincidental and could be disregarded, depending on your mood. April Fools!
Didn't see that or just thought it'd be funny to have me cancel my trip to Minnesota next summer?
dropzone
13th October 2009, 05:00 PM
Hey, wait just a minute, pal.

Didn't see that or just thought it'd be funny to have me cancel my trip to Minnesota next summer?Didn't see it. Found the story while searching for real accounts that they have made it as far as St Louis. And 4000km up the Amazon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_shark

Minnesota and Wisconsin don't need no sharks. They have muskie!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskellunge
Marduk
13th October 2009, 05:43 PM
In the book, Hooper sleeps with Brody's wife. :jaw-dropp Make of that what you will.

thats ok, in the book the shark killed him for that infidelity
:D
Algebra34
13th October 2009, 06:45 PM
thats ok, in the book the shark killed him for that infidelity
:D

Oh.... that's why he lived in the movie. He didn't break the carnal rule.
cisco
13th October 2009, 11:04 PM
Minnesota and Wisconsin don't need no sharks. They have muskie!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muskellunge

Bah, I can kick a muskie's ass :)