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leafman91
7th October 2009, 09:32 AM
Just thought I'd share a rather interesting conspiracy theory about, not written by, about David Icke. For those who have been living in a hollowed out rock

a) Where can I get me one of them? :D
and b) David Icke was the guy behind the reptoids woo (where we are ruled by giant lizards from the 4th dimension)

The conspiracy theory this time is that David Icke is an MI6 intelligence officer working on pieces of absolutely absurd CT to discredit the CT community. Which I think is wholly ironic. This comes from a book hidden away in my bookcase, named 'Conspiracy Files' written up by para politics researcher David Southwell, and Sean Twist, who, oddly enough, doesn't give an about the authors bit like Southwell does. The suggestion is, and I quote:

The source claimed Icke was deliberately promoting fantastic assertions that the bloodlines of powerful families such as those of President Bush and Queen Elizabeth 2 were linked to reptilian humanoids to purposefully discredit the whole field of conspiracy research. By making such peculiar claims, his alleged paymasters hoped more straightforward areas of conspiracy investigation would be tainted with an air of the ludicrous in the eye of the public. (Bolding by me)
To Southwell's credit, the book was very well written and each and every 'conspiracy case' was handled with a healthy serving of critical thinking.

Any thoughts?

Cuddles
7th October 2009, 09:40 AM
Sadly, not original. The 9/11 nuts seem to spend more of their time accusing each other of being disinfo agents trying to discredit the movement than they do on anything else. This months' Stundie final contains a quote from someone claiming that UFOs are a government hoax intended to discredit other conspiracy claims. In fact, I'm fairly sure I've seen David Icke accused of being a disinfo agent before by conspiracy theorists who found his claims too insane even for them.

Lothian
7th October 2009, 09:42 AM
The conspiracy theory this time is that David Icke is an MI6 intelligence officer working on pieces of absolutely absurd CT to discredit the CT community. Which I think is wholly ironic. This comes from a book hidden away in my bookcase, named 'Conspiracy Files' written up by para politics researcher David Southwell, and Sean Twist, who, oddly enough, doesn't give an about the authors bit like Southwell does. The suggestion is, and I quote:

(Bolding by me)
To Southwell's credit, the book was very well written and each and every 'conspiracy case' was handled with a healthy serving of critical thinking.

Any thoughts?Rubbish.

Icke was deliberately promoting fantastic assertions that the bloodlines of powerful families such as those of President Bush and Queen Elizabeth 2 were linked to reptilian humanoids to purposefully sell books.

The son of God does not work for MI6, if he did he would have had to resign to stand in the Haltemprice and Howden by election (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haltemprice_and_Howden_by-election,_2008) where he was beaten by the Miss Great Britain Party, The Monster Raving Loony Party & nine others. On the positve side he did beat Church of the Militant Elvis Party by 66 votes.

remirol
7th October 2009, 10:01 AM
Sadly, not original. The 9/11 nuts seem to spend more of their time accusing each other of being disinfo agents trying to discredit the movement than they do on anything else. This months' Stundie final contains a quote from someone claiming that UFOs are a government hoax intended to discredit other conspiracy claims. In fact, I'm fairly sure I've seen David Icke accused of being a disinfo agent before by conspiracy theorists who found his claims too insane even for them.

Leading to the curious question: is the "disinfo agent!" claim more or less plausible than the original claim? :D

Brainster
7th October 2009, 10:08 AM
Yes, Alex Jones compared Icke's reptilians to "a turd in the punchbowl" during the Jon Ronson film on Icke. Note: Jones and Icke have since become quite close buddies.

Drudgewire
7th October 2009, 10:32 AM
Yes, Alex Jones compared Icke's reptilians to "a turd in the punchbowl" during the Jon Ronson film on Icke. Note: Jones and Icke have since become quite close buddies.


Just make "turd" plural and he's still right. :D

Childlike Empress
7th October 2009, 10:33 AM
Icke doesn't talk much about the lizards anymore. He stands by it but gives his usual eight hour lectures sometimes without even mentioning them. Doesn't fit with the theory imo.

If you want a strong dose of high level weirdness with cold-blooded creatures, watch his (quite old) interview with "Zulu Shaman" Credo Mutwa on google video. :boggled:

NWO Sentryman
7th October 2009, 10:40 AM
hell, Bill Cooper ripped on Icke.

albie
9th October 2009, 05:09 AM
Icke says that the freemasons love the number 33.

His postcode/zipcode is P033 2PN

He says Illuminati agents have names that are suggestive symbology.

Ahem,

Davi-DICK-e.

Ahem, again.

According to the flabby logic of his fans that makes him a prime candidate.