Craig Ranke on Matrix TV

[UNLoVedRebel]

I was flipping through the channels and I almost spit my Rogue Beer on the screen. There was a picture of Craig Ranke with his huge Adam's apple and Lego man Hair. He was on some show called Matrix News (http://www.matrixnewsnetwork.com/). It was on a local channel that mostly aired reruns of local CBS news broadcasts.

Ranke did his predictable performance. No witnesses saw the plane on the south side corroborative unanimous evidence blah blah blah. They showed the Bird's Eye View of the impossible flight paths. The male host (who had a mullet btw) asked "why haven't they released the citgo footage?" I thought hmm......... you mean this (http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/caustic+logic#watch%3Dv14831085ACnQG4Rt)? I wonder why Ranke didn't mention that? They went on to discuss Mr. England. It was an extremely boring program. Just aweful. Seriously, it really sucked. Not entertaining, not informative, not persuasive. Just incoherent arguments from a crackpot being entertained by a guy with a mullet and his yacking hyena co-host.

Hey Craig, it's time to tap out or risk serious injury.

[AJM8125]

Might be interesting if someone was to ask for airtime on the show to debunk Craigy and see if he'd like to reply.

[Caustic Logic]

Might be more interesting to do a survey of the whole world and show that only 0.002% of the world's population have heard of CIT and that of those, 92% think they're full of crap (subsets being "misguided" "sick" "stoopid" "pretty funny," etc.)

That would leave our debunking efforts there for the benefit of, going by my numbers ... huh, 1,086 people worldwide (and growing slowly), elderly and infants included. Well, carry on then.

BTW: Craig just didn't wanna get sidetracked with details with the whole "well, the Citgo video has been released, but..." But of course they did edit out a view! (Raisng Farmer... [zombie-mancer-sorcerer-voice]return and debunk yet again! I command you![/zombie-mancer-sorcerer-voice])

I suppose we're just amusing ourselves here... and realizing that just killed the buzz again for me. :(

oh wait, i remembered one's kind of effeminate and the other's sorta pudgy. haha gigglez!

[Crazytimes]

I was flipping through the channels and I almost spit my Rogue Beer on the screen. There was a picture of Craig Ranke with his huge Adam's apple and Lego man Hair. He was on some show called Matrix News (http://www.matrixnewsnetwork.com/). It was on a local channel that mostly aired reruns of local CBS news broadcasts.

Ranke did his predictable performance. No witnesses saw the plane on the south side corroborative unanimous evidence blah blah blah. They showed the Bird's Eye View of the impossible flight paths. The male host (who had a mullet btw) asked "why haven't they released the citgo footage?" I thought hmm......... you mean this (http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/caustic+logic#watch%3Dv14831085ACnQG4Rt)? I wonder why Ranke didn't mention that? They went on to discuss Mr. England. It was an extremely boring program. Just aweful. Seriously, it really sucked. Not entertaining, not informative, not persuasive. Just incoherent arguments from a crackpot being entertained by a guy with a mullet and his yacking hyena co-host.

Hey Craig, it's time to tap out or risk serious injury.

I'm glad you didnt end up spitting the beer. That is a great beer and would have been a waste.

[UNLoVedRebel]

Once you go on a program that has the word Matrix in its title, it's time to tap out.

[Bobert]

Lego man hair
;dl;

[Justin39640]

Lego man hair
;dl;

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3805/craiglego.gif

[UNLoVedRebel]

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3805/craiglego.gif

Man that never gets old

http://radiodujour.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/craigranke.jpghttp://img32.imageshack.us/img32/3805/craiglego.gif

[dtugg]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=101&pictureid=1306

[UNLoVedRebel]

I couldn't hold it in this time. I just spit my Rogue Beer all over my screen.

[dtugg]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=101&pictureid=1328

[JamesB]

Mmmm, Rogue. Besides Powell's the only useful thing to come out of the state of Oregon.

[AJM8125]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=101&pictureid=1328

Dude. That's just wrong.

Not the picture; that's funny as hell.

You got the physics are all wrong. Obviously one Ranke cannot support the weight of a full grown Marquis. Last time I checked I believe the ratio is about 6:1 and the six Rankes must be properly rested and nourished.

[Justin39640]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=101&pictureid=1328

oh man im cryin lol
lmao

ive been lightly trolling for the last few weeks but i cant help joining in on a good craig pile-on

[Bobert]

I am soooo glad the government pays me a FAT paycheck to post on forums about CIT CULT founder Craig Ranke.

[jhunter1163]

Dtugg, you're going to hell. But that IS funny.

[HENTAI DOUKYUSEI JP]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=101&pictureid=1328

So that's what they have been doing lately............

[bje]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=101&pictureid=1328

I wonder how many people witnessed that Marquis 757 fly NOC into the Pentacraig.

[Mr.Herbert]

Some old ones:

CIT love child

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/CameronFox/PULLUP.jpg



http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/CameronFox/aldoranke.jpg

HUNT THE RANKE!


http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o233/CameronFox/Rankepics.jpg

[Mr.Herbert]

http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z204/CaptainObvious2007/CIT.jpg

[JAStewart]

http://forums.randi.org/picture.php?albumid=101&pictureid=1306
I can't be the only one who looks at this and thinks its Noel Fielding.

[Bobert]

CIT CULT founder Craig Ranke seems rather proud of his field trip to NY on 9-11.
As usual its all about, "ME ME ME" instead of the tragedy of the day.
http://citizeninvestigationteam.blogspot.com/2009/09/91109-anniversary-in-ny-report-from-cit.html

[bje]

CIT CULT founder Craig Ranke seems rather proud of his field trip to NY on 9-11.
As usual its all about, "ME ME ME" instead of the tragedy of the day.
http://citizeninvestigationteam.blogspot.com/2009/09/91109-anniversary-in-ny-report-from-cit.html

Fixed that.

[UNLoVedRebel]

Has anyone contacted the producers of What NOT to Wear and told him about Ranke?

[Justin39640]

Has anyone contacted the producers of What NOT to Wear and told him about Ranke?

i think he should work on getting rid of that "i just had electroshock therapy" look before he worries about his wardrobe :D

[16.5]

Ah memories, that was the picture that made me exclaim:

Holy ****, Aldo looks like he just ate the entire the All you can eat buffet!

Hence the name Aldo the Buffet Slayer.

/I know, cool story bro