Jesus' face shows up on men's room door

[Lisa Simpson]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article2688425.ece

But Ikea bosses reckon it looks more like the founder of Sweden's most famous pop group ABBA - Benny Andersson.

A spokeswoman said: "Swedishness is engrained in every part of our stores."

I think it looks like Gandalf.

[Garrette]

I bet he has a wide stance.

[Lothian]

They sell that door.

341.4566.144 PÅREYDDOLLI £15.99

Pick it up from the warehouse Aisle 15:31

[Akhenaten]

Hmm.


http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/ShroudofAkhetaten.jpg

[Ignatowski]

Looks more like the dude from the group Boston when he had his afro.

[pakeha]

From the article:
"It's certainly not what you expect to find in an Ikea store. Mind you, you need a little divine intervention to get out of here sometimes."



Too right.

[CriticalSock]

Surely it should be Odin or Loki or one of those gods if it's in Ikea?

[bryan]

Did anybody notice the "Related Story" on the same page?
"Expert: Shroud may be genuine THE Turin Shroud may be the genuine article, claims leading sceptic from beyond grave"

[Hokulele]

Door Jesus has boobies.

[pakeha]

Surely it should be Odin or Loki or one of those gods if it's in Ikea?

Or st Olaf?
Perhaps it's off-topic, but I find Ikea's cloudberry jam to be simply divine, I mean, delicious.

[Akhenaten]

Did anybody notice the "Related Story" on the same page?
"Expert: Shroud may be genuine THE Turin Shroud may be the genuine article, claims leading sceptic from beyond grave"





Well, colour me embarassed. It thought that was the picture that the story was all about, and why I did the silly graphic.

I didn't even notice the bloody door.

Apparently I have a fixation on the Shroud of Turin. I wonder what that's all about.

[Lucian]

Surely it should be Odin or Loki or one of those gods if it's in Ikea?

Probably Loki. Typical of the trickster god to show up on the door pretending to be Jesus (or Abba dude, or Ikea dude or Gandalf). Can't be Odin--it clearly has two eyes.

[ponderingturtle]

Door Jesus has boobies.

I think that is more the back of his mouth, as he tries to devour our souls.

[I'll_buy_that]

Door Jesus has boobies.

no, he's obviously standing behind someone with binoculars. He looks pretty sad too.

[Hux]

It looks more like Richard I, the usurped boy king.

[Third Eye Open]

Shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing a few shops in my time.

[shandyjan]

What about the poor geezer underneath him...his furrowed brow and eyes are showing and he doesnt get a mention?

[Darth Rotor]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article2688425.ece

I think it looks like Gandalf.
The page 3 girl looks like Galadriel ... or some other elven wench whose blouse is at the laundry.

[Marduk]

I hear that theyre opening up another 50,000 sq ft superstore
that will employ up to two people
:D

[Marduk]

Well, colour me embarassed. It thought that was the picture that the story was all about, and why I did the silly graphic.

I didn't even notice the bloody door.

Apparently I have a fixation on the Shroud of Turin. I wonder what that's all about.

youre a frustrated shroudie whos lost his faith in linen I expect
:p

[Akhenaten]

Shroudie. :D

[H3LL]

What about the poor geezer underneath him...his furrowed brow and eyes are showing and he doesnt get a mention?

That's Jesus demonstrating to Catholic priests how to penetrate the fundamental aspect of ignorance in young boys.

The "geezer" is only nine.

.

[Nosi]

Door Jesus has boobies.

That below looks like the Flying Spaghetti Monster!

[shemp]

The page 3 girl looks like Galadriel ... or some other elven wench whose blouse is at the laundry.

Yeah how come Page 3 girls don't appear in doors or windows or cheese sandwiches?

[Akhenaten]

Yeah how come Page 3 girls don't appear in doors or windows or cheese sandwiches?





http://www.yvonneclaireadams.com/HostedStuff/AvatarH3LL.gif

[shandyjan]

Door Jesus has boobies.

Man boobs my dear :cool:

[Bikewer]

I was going to say Gandalf as well....The whole idea of Our Lord peering at me whilst I do my business is....Creepy.

[Hokulele]

Man boobs my dear :cool:


If Jesus can turn water into wine, he can grow boobies if he wants them.

[Audible Click]

I think it looks like Rasputin.

[joobz]

Door Jesus has boobies.
check out the concentric wavy lines.
They're not just boobs.. They're hypno-boobs.

[Lisa Simpson]

:boggled:ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNO-MOOBS!

[Simon39759]

Isn't it like... all of them?

[Ryokan]

Surely it should be Odin or Loki or one of those gods if it's in Ikea?

It does look a lot more like Odin than Jesus, if you ask me.

[SezMe]

Door Jesus has boobies.
He looks flat as a board to me.

[apathoid]

Awww, why the long face, Jesus?



I think it looks more like a barred owl peeking out of a totem pole..

[Sledge]

Jesus is hanging around on the door of the gents' toilet? I guess that settles the issue of whether he's OK with homosexuality.

[normdoering]

Looks more like the dude from the group Boston when he had his afro.

I was thinking more like Charles Manson.

Anyone think that Frank Zappa would make a good Jesus?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NunhccHdYqg

[zooterkin]

Shopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing a few shops in my time.

That part's not in doubt, we know IKEA is a shop (or perhaps a maze with a shop attached). ;)

[Akhenaten]

Hmm, it's not just religious folks who find these things.


Would you believe Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer in a Chop (http://www.myfox8.com/wghp-story-name-porkchop091020,0,5386530.story)?

[Skeptic Guy]

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/article2688425.ece



I think it looks like Gandalf.

I was thinking more of a Tree Ent.

The page 3 girl looks like Galadriel ... or some other elven wench whose blouse is at the laundry.

I'm glad I wasn't the only one thumbing my way to page 3!

If Jesus can turn water into wine, he can grow boobies if he wants them.

That would be enough to turn me Christian.

[Beerina]

Looks more like if Greedo mated with a vampire.

[hcmom]

Door Jesus has boobies.

Possibly a first for him...

[Skeptic Guy]

And who would have thought that Jesus is a creep that likes to watch guys go the the restroom?

[Nosi]

Jesus is hanging around on the door of the gents' toilet? I guess that settles the issue of whether he's OK with homosexuality.

That was a loo loo!
:eek:
That simile really stunk too...

:dl:

[jasonpatterson]

Wow, this is my first experience of the Scottish Sun. I love the article; is this a real paper, or just on the web?

[learner]

Probably a drunk, jesus looking Glaswegian, headbutted the door and left his mark. They do that. :)

[Tumblehome]

Door Jesus has boobies.

"Transcendant" in the original text is actually "transgender". Damn those sloppy translators. That little mistake has led to a major misunderstanding.