A Poll on Enhancing Huzington threads

[Ed]

Self explanitory.

[Otther]

Yeah... they are about as perfect as any thread could be.

[Chaos]

Originally posted by Otther
Yeah... they are about as perfect as any thread could be.

If you find the irony in this posts, kill it, stuff it and put it on top of the fireplace.

[NoZed Avenger]

How about adding "in bed" at the end, like with fortune cookies?

"Stalin was a great man." [in bed]

"Communist workers know the truth about the decadent west." [in bed]


Wacky fun. Alternatively, add some blanks and make it into a mad lib kind of thing.


N/A

[Nyarlathotep]

Originally posted by NoZed Avenger
How about adding "in bed" at the end, like with fortune cookies?

"Stalin was a great man." [in bed]

"Communist workers know the truth about the decadent west." [in bed]


Wacky fun. Alternatively, add some blanks and make it into a mad lib kind of thing.


N/A

You can also run them through The Dialectizer (http://rinkworks.com/dialect/)

Here is part of his latest screed translated into his native language of Moron. You can also translate it into Redneck, Jive, Cockney and a couple of others.

De tienanmen skare incident is anodeh place whehe anti-commusts get rite 'n wrong c'plete confused. Dousands of students 'n odehs gadehid in de heart of Beidgigg t' challenge de Chinese gobehnmin in de late 80s. Uhhh....De leadehs of dat time Teng 'n Li Peng callid out de army, 'n hundreds of peoble webuhre massacred. But de part peoble aren't told: de maoists webuhre standigg wid de peoble in the, ERRRR, streets, GEEEHEEHEEE.And de anti-maoists webuhre de ones who callid out de army, GEEEHEEHEEE.and de U.S. Lee me lone!gobehnmin (of George Bush senior) was supportigg de gobehnmin dat carriid out de massacre.

[crackmonkey]

I'd sincerely appreciate it if you could honor Huzington threads with as many pictures of Stalin as you can come up with. That man's hair was a marvel of Soviet engineering.

[Suddenly]

Stalin has enough trouble. Look at how bad he plays holdem...


Hand #173073-8133 at Madrid ($.50/$1 Hold'em)
Powered by UltimateBet
Started at 14/Jun/03 18:42:17

Shohen is at seat 1 with $61.40.
d_black66 is at seat 2 with $41.20.
crowleya666 is at seat 3 with $52.55.
MikeL is at seat 4 with $44.75.
baylor22 is at seat 5 with $6.50.
sheabones is at seat 6 with $32.80.
suddenly is at seat 7 with $50.75.
pirate1 is at seat 8 with $80.05.
STALIN is at seat 9 with $18.30.
The button is at seat 1.

d_black66 posts the small blind of $.25.
crowleya666 posts the big blind of $.50.

Shohen: -- --
d_black66: -- --
crowleya666: -- --
MikeL: -- --
baylor22: -- --
sheabones: -- --
suddenly: Ad As
pirate1: -- --
STALIN: -- --

(Woo Hoo!! I have Aces. Lets see If we can't get some dough in there!!)
Pre-flop:

MikeL folds. baylor22 folds. sheabones folds.
suddenly raises to $1. pirate1 folds. STALIN
re-raises to $1.50. Shohen folds. d_black66 folds.
crowleya666 calls $1.50. suddenly re-raises to $2.
STALIN calls $2. crowleya666 calls $2.

(Stalin made it 3 bets. He must have something. I'm hoping he has KK.)

Flop (board: Ac 9s 4h):

(Cool. I flopped trip aces. Lets gamble boys!!)

crowleya666 bets $.50. suddenly calls $.50. STALIN
raises to $1. crowleya666 calls $1. suddenly
re-raises to $1.50. STALIN re-raises to $2.
crowleya666 calls $2. suddenly calls $2.

(Yikes. I check re- raised and Stalin capped it on me. He's gotta have a set or at least 2 pair. There are no flush or straight draws out there, so lets hope he's half nuts and pushing KK too hard...)

Turn (board: Ac 9s 4h 4c):

(Kewl. Just made a full house. Lets hope Stalin or the other guy didn't go 4 bets pre-flop with 44. Off to the races.)

crowleya666 checks. suddenly checks. STALIN bets
$1. crowleya666 calls $1. suddenly raises to $2.
STALIN re-raises to $3. crowleya666 folds.
suddenly re-raises to $4. STALIN calls $4.
(Maybe he has 99? He can't have 44 right? I mean, I check raised two streets in a row and he just pops me right back. Gotta be one of those two hands, right? The other guy seems to be getting the picture that somebody's carrying real lumber here.)

River (board: Ac 9s 4h 4c Ts):

(Might as well be the card with the instructions on it. If that made your hand you have to be about half stupid for capping on every street...)

suddenly bets $1. STALIN calls $1.

(Not 44 it would seem. I think he gets the clue that I'm not bluffing. Lets see what we have here?)

Showdown:

suddenly shows Ad As.
suddenly has Ad As Ac 4h 4c: full house, aces full of fours.
STALIN mucks cards.
(STALIN has 6h 9h.)

(A pair of nines? WTF? No wonder the USSR went under...)

[Grammatron]

Originally posted by Suddenly
Stalin has enough trouble. Look at how bad he plays holdem...

(A pair of nines? WTF? No wonder the USSR went under...) [/B]

Just like you evil capitalists to take adventage of poor stupid communists.

[Suddenly]

Originally posted by Grammatron


Just like you evil capitalists to take adventage of poor stupid communists.

Yeah. Pretty much.

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