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pupdog
23rd December 2003, 03:49 PM
This Prince of Peace is well defended against the ACLU!
Suddenly
23rd December 2003, 05:10 PM
Just like Xians to only defend the flanks and remain vulnerable to a frontal assault.
sorgoth
23rd December 2003, 07:32 PM
Heh. That's...different. Although if you can turn the thing, it would be able to defend a frontal assault too. And don't forget, Jesus can respawn. (They did say he could come again, so why not right away?)
Dancing David
24th December 2003, 05:24 AM
Jesus in his youth was known to use his power for less than healthy things, he would lift up women's skirts, turn water into choclate and strike dead those who taunted him.
Upchurch
24th December 2003, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Dancing David
Jesus in his youth was known to use his power for less than healthy things, he would lift up women's skirts, turn water into choclate and strike dead those who taunted him. You've read Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0380813815/qid=1072277340/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/103-3070436-8402210?v=glance&s=books), haven't you?