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thatguywhojuggles
24th December 2003, 03:10 PM
a bizzare conversation I had on IRC...

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Oliver_RB: I want to survive...
mecka: hi
Oliver_RB: Hello.
mecka: hey, so how serious are you, this means shelters, preparation that sorta stuff
Oliver_RB: I wasn't aware the end was coming... I want to know more about it.
mecka: allright
mecka: im a paranormal researcher
Oliver_RB: okay...
mecka: im also psychic and i have visions
mecka: www.zetatalk.com to sum it up
Oliver_RB: what is zetatalk?
mecka: go see
Oliver_RB: is this your website?
mecka: no
Oliver_RB: who's is it?
mecka: its aliens
Oliver_RB: aliens?
mecka: yes, they are demons
Oliver_RB: where do they come from?
mecka: they are demons, fallen angels
mecka: they come from space
mecka: all the ufos abductions its them
Oliver_RB: so when is this all going to happen?
Oliver_RB: Hello?
mecka: yea
Oliver_RB: when is this going to happen?
mecka: soon, from 10 days to 2 months
mecka: i can see the planet, and many physical signs
mecka: such as earth slowing rotation, moon moving out of place
mecka: gravity vortex in the clouds
Oliver_RB: what is causing these changes?
mecka: the planet x, or gods tool, its a giant planet, like a magnet, that will pass by the earth
Oliver_RB: If a giant planet will be here in 10 days, why haven't the scientists seen it?
mecka: they have mate, the world goverments are covering it up
mecka: it all sounds like a huge conspiracy theory
mecka: thats because it is
mecka: it depends how much you can and will believe
mecka: but i tell you, it sounds like a movie, and truth is stranger then fiction
Oliver_RB: I don't doubt the government is hiding things... the bastards...
mecka: yea
Oliver_RB: I heard something about planet X before... but someone was telling me that it was supposed to come early this year, but never did.... do you know anything about that?
mecka: yes i do
mecka: the aliens, made a false date
mecka: because the goverments, will use it to trap people
Oliver_RB: why did they do that?
mecka: and on that date, they did put in martial law
Oliver_RB: the governement will use what?
mecka: yes
Oliver_RB: why did the aliens give a false date?
-> [mecka] PING
Oliver_RB: Hello?
mecka: to full the goverments
mecka: yes
mecka: to fool the goverments
Oliver_RB: the aliens are in contact with the government?
mecka: got it ?
mecka: yes
Oliver_RB: there seems to be a lot of lag in the connection...
mecka: understand
-> [mecka] PING
Chat with mecka
Waiting for acknowledgement...
DCC Chat connection established
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mecka: yea ?
Oliver_RB: this is a better connection... I think
mecka: ok, sorry my pc is very old
Oliver_RB: its not your PC, its the Internet... it coughs and sputters now and then...
mecka: i see
Oliver_RB: sorry to ask so many questions, but this sounds like a major thing, and I don't want to make any mistakes....
Oliver_RB: could you tell me how you heard about this?
mecka: yes, im a paranormal researcher
mecka: ive studied all the prophecies
mecka: the bible prophecies
Oliver_RB: so there are bible prophecies that tell of planet X and the aliens?
mecka: yes
Oliver_RB: which ones? I've got my bible here... I will look it up.
mecka: revelations
Oliver_RB: what verse?
Oliver_RB: Hello? You still here?
mecka: read from the revelations 7
mecka: number 12
Oliver_RB: okay, let me find it...
Oliver_RB: Revelations 7:12 "Saying, Amen: Blessing, and glory, and wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honour, and power, and might, be unto our God for ever and ever. Amen.
Oliver_RB: How does 7:12 predict the aliens and planet x?
mecka: no..
mecka: u got the new testement ?
Oliver_RB: Its the King James version...
mecka: k well, just zoom thru revelations
mecka: until u see weird stuff
mecka: check out the middle of it
Oliver_RB: can't you give me a specific verse to read?
mecka: i just did, i dont have kjv
mecka: here ill type some of min
Oliver_RB: okay...
mecka: i looked as he broke the sixth seal and there was a great earthquake
mecka: the sun became black as sackcloth, and the whole moon became like blood
mecka: and the stars of the sky fell from heaven, as a fig tree casts its unripe figs when shaken by a great wind
mecka: the sky was split apart, like a scroll when it is rolled up
mecka: thats just the beginning
Oliver_RB: where is the part about aliens?
mecka: k
mecka: the fifth angel sounded
mecka: and i saw a star from heaven
mecka: wich had fallen to the earth
mecka: and the key of the bottomless pit was given to him
mecka: he opend the bottomless pit
mecka: and smoke went up out of the pit like the smoke of a great furnace
mecka: and the sun and the air
mecka: were darkend by the smoke of the pit
mecka: then out of the smoke came locusts upon the earth
mecka: and power was givin to them, as the scorpions of the earth have power
Oliver_RB: sounds horrible...
mecka: they were told not to hurt the grass of the earth nor any green thing
mecka: yup, you dont know the half of it
mecka: i n=know what these beasts are
Oliver_RB: you've had visions?
mecka: not of them, but i know what they are
mecka: let me finish
mecka: anyways its to long
mecka: so there some of the aliens
Oliver_RB: I'm still a little confused... who talks to the aliens?
mecka: satan, is there boss
mecka: the part before that
mecka: the comet hits earth
Oliver_RB: Yeah, but how did they tell us of this false date?
mecka: opens the pit, satans released
mecka: the bible and the zetas are different
mecka: they both have different plans
Oliver_RB: who are the zetas?
mecka: the aliens
Oliver_RB: zetas are the demons... servants of satan, right?
mecka: in a way yes
mecka: you cannot understand everything there is to much and to complicated
Oliver_RB: so who/what was in communication with the demons/zetas when this false date was given?
mecka: but basicly, yea aliens are demons, and its all satans army
mecka: its an abductee
Oliver_RB: who said that the planet x was coming in early 2003?
mecka: anyhow, its pointless asking questions about the little stuff
mecka: what matters is, there is not alot of time
mecka: i need people fast
Oliver_RB: sorry, I'm just a little confused...
mecka: explain
mecka: confused you do not want to be
Oliver_RB: I just want to know who is in contact with the aliens...
mecka: why ? thats irrelevent, we need to survive
Oliver_RB: of course we need to survive... but if the aliens are lying to us through a person, I'd like to know who that person is.
mecka: but man, im telling you, dont worry about that, you will never hear of that
mecka: there are so man abductees and such and aliens
mecka: her name is Nancy Lieder
Oliver_RB: Nancy... is she evil?
mecka: the aliens, they mix lies and truth together, to make there lies powerfull
mecka: you need someone with intuitive, like me, i can tell the lies from the truth
mecka: no, she isnt evil
mecka: she is a victim of the aliens
mecka: as all abductees are
Oliver_RB: oh, she was abducted?
mecka: yes
Oliver_RB: how do you know that the end is coming in 10 days to 2 months?
mecka: because of my research, and i can see the planet, when the two light personas combine, the passage will happen
mecka: there close
Oliver_RB: you can see planet x? How can I see it?
mecka: where do you live ?
Oliver_RB: I live in California.
mecka: ohhh... california is very unsafe, there will be another quake there soon
Oliver_RB: what do you mean by "the two lite personas combine"?
Oliver_RB: I'm in northern California, not as many quakes up here...
mecka: ok
mecka: the planet gives off light
Oliver_RB: right...
mecka: the red light gets pulled by the gravity, so we see two dots one red one blue
mecka: i dont think you will be able to see it
mecka: maybe next to the sun
Oliver_RB: probably not...
Oliver_RB: yeah, I don't wanna stare at the sun...
Oliver_RB: So what do I need to do?
mecka: http://www.zetatalk.com/teams/tteam342.htm
mecka: well, how many people are you ?
Oliver_RB: Just myself, and my dog.
mecka: and m f ?
mecka: m i guess
Oliver_RB: m yes...
Oliver_RB: are you m/f?
mecka: m
Oliver_RB: what is your name?
mecka: ok well, james.. cali will get flooded completly
mecka: how much money do you have to prepare ?
Oliver_RB: I have about 10,000 in savings...
mecka: ok, that will be enough, see after the shift, money will be useless
mecka: you check out the pics page ?
Oliver_RB: yeah, it was a bunch of pictures of the sun.
mecka: no... look closely
mecka: look at a few of them
Oliver_RB: give me a specific picture to look at... they all look like the sun to me.
mecka: ok
Oliver_RB: Anyhow, what do I do? Move away from California?
Oliver_RB: should I spend all my money on food and weapons?
mecka: yea, you need shelter
Oliver_RB: Earlier you said you need people... what did you mean by that?
mecka: i started a group, few people i have allready
mecka: we are all gona build the shelter together
Oliver_RB: where are you located?
mecka: so we survive
mecka: montreal, canada
mecka: all of ca will sink
Oliver_RB: so I should move to Montreal?
mecka: if you want to survive best possible way, im super smart
mecka: brb phone
Oliver_RB: ok
mecka: ok back
mecka: see, after the shift
mecka: thers 7 years of hell
mecka: that we must survive, before jesus returns
Oliver_RB: So Jesus is returning in 2011?
mecka: yes, end of the mayan calender among others
mecka: specifically christmas 2011
Oliver_RB: wow... this is all crazy....
Oliver_RB: why on Christmas?
mecka: because, this is a spiritual war, the true god, jesus father
mecka: 7 years of the test of faith
mecka: christmas jesus birthday
Oliver_RB: wasn't he actually born in the early summertime? I thought they just created christmas because the christians were responding to a pre-existing pagan holiday.
mecka: no no.. he was born on christmas
mecka: thats why its called CHRISTmas
Oliver_RB: Oh... okay...
Oliver_RB: Doesn't it say in the bible that he will come like a theif in the night? (meaning that noone knows when he will come)
mecka: all these must be done, all this stuff, to cleans the earth of evil
mecka: yes
mecka: it says, knowone will know the exact day and hour
mecka: wich is true, but the signs are ther so you can know aproximatly when
Oliver_RB: You said Christmas 2011.... that is pretty precise...
mecka: that is when the world will be restored
mecka: they are speaking of gods wrath coming
Oliver_RB: You said it was when Jesus returns... now you are confusing me.
mecka: ok
mecka: ill explain
mecka: the comes like a thief
Oliver_RB: 1 Thessalonians 5:2-4 (NIV) for you know very well that the day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. 3 While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come on them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape. 4 But you, brothers, are not in darkness so that this day should surprise you like a thief.
mecka: yes
mecka: the day of the lord
mecka: is not hes return, it is his judgment his wrath
Oliver_RB: so Jesus returning is not the "day of the lord"
mecka: no
mecka: day of the lord is when all this stuff happens
Oliver_RB: but the "day of the lord" is coming in about 10 days to 2 months?
mecka: because essentially all the bad stuff, is reall really good
mecka: yes...
Oliver_RB: but according to the "theif in the night" verse in the bible, it will come unexpected... and you claim that you know when it is coming... do you see why I am confused?
mecka: yes
mecka: it will be unexpected
Oliver_RB: but not to you?
mecka: no listin, i only know approcimatly when it wil happen
mecka: i dont know the exact date
mecka: wich means, i dont know when it will happen
mecka: and the real verse of that, says no man will know the day and hour
Oliver_RB: Haven't people been predicting the end of the world for hundreds of years?
mecka: last hundred years
mecka: and if you think about it, 100 years out of 2000+ isnt that bad
mecka: predictions can be held back, or delayed
mecka: http://www.zetatalk.com/teams/rogue/nanc1238.htm
mecka: hers a picture of the blue persona
Oliver_RB: looks like something that has been manipulated with photoshop...
mecka: yes, but now consider all the other picuters, these come from ordinary people
mecka: all over the world
mecka: there are many different ones
Oliver_RB: this is all so amazing, and hard to believe.
mecka: now this is based on sumerian tablets that are 12000 years old
mecka: yes i understand
* mecka thinks for some hard proof
mecka: ok see the sumerians
mecka: i have a history book on them
Oliver_RB: okay...
mecka: they knew about all the planets in the solar system
mecka: and they also mentioned the x planet
Oliver_RB: all of them? Even we didn't know about all the planets until just recently.
mecka: yea i know
mecka: here hold on
Oliver_RB: when you say you are a psychic, what do you mean by that? Can you tell me things about my life?
mecka: no, im not that good yet
mecka: i just see visions of the end times
Oliver_RB: like dreams?
mecka: yes
Oliver_RB: I have bad dreams sometimes... does that mean I am psychic too?
mecka: depends
mecka: what type of dreams ?
Oliver_RB: I used to have a reoccuring dream... in it, everytime I saw an airplane flying across the sky I KNEW it was going to crash... and it would--in my dream, crash... usually in a ball of fire.
mecka: doesnt sound like it, but everyone is psychic, i can show you how to be
mecka: http://xfacts.com/x.htm
Oliver_RB: I gotta run... it was interesting talking to you... I honestly think you are f*cked up in the head, and need help.
mecka: wtf
mecka: are you serious ?
Oliver_RB: yes, you are an idiot...
mecka: no you are
mecka: youll see this is real you f*ck
Oliver_RB: you call yourself a researcher... yet you have no real evidence of what you believe!!
mecka: yea real paranormal evidence thats a first
mecka: f*ck off bitch
mecka: you will see
Oliver_RB: give me your email... I will email you in 2 months and we can talk about how the world didn't end
mecka: no thanks
mecka: bye
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DCC session closed

El Greco
24th December 2003, 03:59 PM
He seems to me like an idiot who thought he could make some easy money by recruiting fools. Not an actual paranoid believer.

Yahweh
24th December 2003, 08:24 PM
Very amusing :)

Suezoled
24th December 2003, 08:35 PM
*giant animated hedgehog appears, yells out "Dinsdale" and scurries off*

Monketey Ghost
24th December 2003, 09:12 PM
Buy Malden.

I think "mecka" has an elaborate fantasy life replete with special knowledge and powers. So much of me wants to believe it's just play-acting, and not someone who is actually convinced of these things.

But people who in everyday life seem quite on the level can be very delusional...

Some Friggin Guy
28th December 2003, 01:56 AM
You shouldn't trust the metas and their emissary Nancy.

Juan, the spokesman for the Greys told me not to.