the Barque "Pauline" sea monster

[Marduk]

“The weather fine and clear, the wind and sea moderate. Observed some black spots on the water, and a whitish pillar, about thirty-five feet high, above them At the first glance I took all to be breakers, as the sea was splashing up fountain-like about them, and the pillar, a pinnacle rock bleached with the sun; but the pillar fell with a splash, and a similar one rose. They rose and fell alternately in quick succession, and good glasses showed me it was a monster sea-serpent coiled twice round a large sperm whale.
this picture illustrates what was seen
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2168/1752916590_7cb81c4f36.jpg

cryptozoologists have long claimed that this event shows a sperm whale in battle with a giant squid except that giant squid are not known in the south Atlantic where this encounter took place off Cape Roque north east Brazil on January 8th, 1875. But recently I came across some evidence that solves this enigma
and its quite amusing, but not for the faint of heart


A sperm whale penis is nine feet long and when its being social it looks like this
http://www.oceanlight.com/lr/full/1a6a92d20fc95265cea6196f51adf780.jpg
for the observant yes I know this is two whales, they arent that numerically gifted

:p
well they are aptly named after all

[Jungle Jim]

Great find. Does the photo show one or two "sea serpents?"

[Marduk]

two, thats what I was saying by "not that numerically gifted"
;)

[Madalch]

Two whales, but (I think) only one "sea serpent".

Unless whales are known to swing that way?

ETA: Checking the picture again, two serpents. You can see where the closer one joins the rest of the body.

[Marduk]

Two whales, but (I think) only one "sea serpent".

Unless whales are known to swing that way?

ETA: Checking the picture again, two serpents. You can see where the closer one joins the rest of the body.

ok next post I do is going to include a sesame street style guide on reading comprehension and lessons on numbers between 1 and 3
:p

[Modified]

ok next post I do is going to include a sesame street style guide on reading comprehension and lessons on numbers between 1 and 3
:p

The Count: Two, two gigantic sperm whale penises. Ah-ah-ah-ah!

[quixotecoyote]

I demand you add "whale penis" to the tags for this thread. We had a forum reputation to uphold!

[pakeha]

When will I learn to set down the coffee before opening a Marduk 'spoiler'?

[A.A. Alfie]

Thar she blows, it be the great white (pinkish white) whale, Moby Dick.

Thar she blows!

[MRC_Hans]

Thar she blows, it be the great white (pinkish white) whale, Moby Dick.

Thar she blows!She does? That must be the mother of all blow-jobs.

Hans

[SezMe]

Woody has lost all its meaning.

[NoZed Avenger]

Look about average.




. . .What?

[Cathoskeptic]

That's the first penis(es) I've seen in 18 months. I hope I can get the vision out of my head if I'm ever lucky enough to "know" a man again.

[Madalch]

That's the first penis(es) I've seen in 18 months. I hope I can get the vision out of my head if I'm ever lucky enough to "know" a man again.
After saying that, you may want to check your PM box for offers from lonely male skeptics.

[NoZed Avenger]

That's the first penis(es) I've seen in 18 months. I hope I can get the vision out of my head if I'm ever lucky enough to "know" a man again.

For the guy's sake, too.

[blutoski]

Look about average.




. . .What?


Kinda small actually.

And only two?



... What?

[rocketdodger]

So what do you get when you combine the market for animal penises with the market for whale products?


BETTER SWIM AWAY BEFORE THE ASIAN FISHING BOATS SPOT YOU !!!