The most powerful force on earth

[Donna Gore]

Is poontang!!! It's more powerful than SCIENCE.

This is the lead story in this week's CREATIVE LOAFING (a local newspaper here in Atlanta).

LEAD STORY: Love Can Mess You Up: Before Arthur David Horn met his future bride Lynette (a "metaphysical healer") in 1988, he was a tenured professor at Colorado State, with a Ph.D. in anthropology from Yale, teaching a mainstream course in human evolution. With Lynette's guidance (after a revelatory week with her in California's Trinity Mountains, searching for Bigfoot), Horn "evolved," resigning from Colorado State and seeking to remedy his inadequate Ivy League education. At a conference in Denver in September, Horn said he now realizes that humans come from an alien race of shape-shifting reptilians that continue to control civilization through the secretive leaders known as the Illuminati. Other panelists in Denver included enthusiasts describing their own experiences with various alien races.

[MattusMaximus]

I disagree. It is clear from the story you mentioned that stupidity is the most powerful force on earth.

[Corsair 115]

So... love makes one stupid... I'm not sure how that's a new discovery... :D

[Apathia]

Welcome to the JREF, Donna! :wackysmile:

As usual, here, someone already made a thread about this sad story.
http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=155683

I know from personal experience that love makes you stupid. :wackylaugh:

[Fnord]

I disagree. It is clear from the story you mentioned that stupidity is the most powerful force on earth.
It may also be the most abundant...
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -- Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)
Einstein said it, so it must be true!

;)

[PbFoot]

This is a common problem among males. Males have only enough blood to operate either ones penis or ones brain at any given time. Thus, when a males dick gets hard, his brian gets soft.

-PbFoot

[uruk]

It may also be the most abundant...

Einstein said it, so it must be true!

;)

Yes and the carrier particle of the stupid force is the moron. A particle so dense that it can pass through several libraries and universities with out ever gaining a single iota of knowledge.

Single Iota being the new professor emeritus of Moronic physics at the University of Our lady of the Useless Miracle.

It is a particle so stupid that, during an experiment, it remain standing still in place after statring up the particle accellerator. Single Iota had to tap it on the sholder and tell it which direction to travel down the accelerator tube. Which was to no avail as the moron particle then proceeded to travel in a direction perpendicular to the particle accellerator tube.

[Fnord]

Well, that settles it, then ... Thanx, Uruk!

End of thread?