The Wee Wee Man

[metropolis_part_one]

Yesterday evening I was walking in the meadow by my home, when I happened upon a wee wee man. He was certainly the least I ever saw. His legs were scarce a finger's length. between his shoulders, I would say inches three. He also had a long white beard and a cloak of green and grey.

Naturally I was surprised. But not nearly enough. He looked at me, then pulled up a stone six feet in height which stood in the meadow, and flung it farther than I could see!

I praised him for this and asked him where his dwelling be. He took me to a green bower. The roof was made of beaten gold and the floow was of crystal. Inside the green hall were pipers. He looked at me again, then he called down a mist. I couldn't see my hand infront of my face. He faded away and the mist went.

Has anyone else had a similar experience? What is this wee wee man? Can he be accounted for by biology / evolution? What of his extraordinary strength? And how could you evolve to call down a mist? I don't know what to make of my strange encounter!

[Terry]

Originally posted by metropolis_part_one
[...] I don't know what to make of my strange encounter!

Try asking a weaver, or a factory maid.

--Terry.

[thaiboxerken]

I think they call the wee men Trolls. Then again, maybe that's what they call people that post stories like yours.

[Iacchus]

And what did you do after you woke up? :p

Ever have a dream where it was that real? Hey, it is possible. In fact this is where so many of our "mythological creatures" have come from -- including the Wee Wee Man?

[Yahweh]

The Wee Wee Man
If anyone can think of a more inappropriately named mythological creature, I'd like to hear it... :D

[Sanamas]

Wow. I'm reading this thread at 2:30 am, and if this turns out to not be a fevered delusion of a sleep deprived mind, I'm going to be very displeased with reality.

[Jeff Corey]

Just remember, "Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs." (Tom Waites)

[sophia8]

He's not a troll, he's just a very naughty plagiarist! (http://www.tam-lin.org/tales/tamlin11.html)

[Mr. Skinny]

Originally posted by Terry


Try asking a weaver, or a factory maid.

--Terry.
I felt myself suddenly immersed in a Steeleye Span song as well Terry.

Strange, that. :)

[shemp]

I thought this thread was about urine.

[Monketey Ghost]

Originally posted by thaiboxerken
I think they call the wee men Trolls. Then again, maybe that's what they call people that post stories like yours.

You're quite the dick.

There are some folks here who like to dismiss others with that label. Some of them fit that label themselves, though they perhaps miss that fact in their hurry to apply it elsewhere.

[Suezoled]

Ah, the strange Wee people... and here I had images of plinboe's little pee-pee boy avatar dancing around.

[Ed]

Originally posted by shemp
I thought this thread was about urine.

Urine Geller? Is HE the wee wee man?

[thaiboxerken]

You're quite the dick.

Yes, I am.

There are some folks here who like to dismiss others with that label. Some of them fit that label themselves, though they perhaps miss that fact in their hurry to apply it elsewhere.

Do you honestly think that this person did not make up this story in order to see the response? If you really think this person is sincere about the wee people, you are a fool.

[espritch]

I suspect that the wee wee man did not so much evolve as spring forth full formed (Athena like) from the crater.