The Independence Day Conspiracy

[NWO Sentryman]

OOC: Inspired by the Star Wars Conspiracy, and based on a certain film ;)

IC: Fellow Drones! I Just watched Missing Credits, and it proves beyond a doubt that the defeat of the Hive Fleet Flagship was an Inside Job :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Firstly, there have been traces of Plasma Cutters found around the blast radius. :jaw-dropp

Second, Nuclear fission doesn't melt Carbon-9.

Third, the overarch was heard saying "Pull it"

Fourthly, there is no way the "lone fighter" could destroy flagship.

[defaultdotxbe]

and hacking an alien mothership with a macbook? do they think we are idiots?

[grandmastershek]

and hacking an alien mothership with a macbook? do they think we are idiots?

I'll have you know that Jeff Goldblum worked and was in charge of security(?) in the Empire State Building.

[Brattus]

So uh......Somebody gave the Twin Towers colds?

[Whiplash]

A President who was a war hero, and also a beloved family man? Who do they think they are kidding?

[defaultdotxbe]

why do some witnesses report seeing a bi-plane crop duster destroying the attacker ship, while all the videos released by the government show a jet fighter?

(if you dont get it, watch the directors cut :p)


maybe this should go to humor? lol

[NWO Sentryman]

lol, nukes destoying flagships.:p

[lapman]

why do some witnesses report seeing a bi-plane crop duster destroying the attacker ship, while all the videos released by the government show a jet fighter?

(if you dont get it, watch the directors cut :p)


maybe this should go to humor? lol
Not only that, the "biplane" flew north of the Valero and not south like the "official story" states. If all the eyewitnesses on the ground hadn't been either vaporized or running for their lives to get to the underground shelter, they would have provided irrefutable evidence of this.

[dudalb]

Can't wait for the conspiracy theories about ROland Emmerich's new POS film, "2012" to begin.........

[lapman]

Can't wait for the conspiracy theories about ROland Emmerich's new POS film, "2012" to begin.........
There is a theory that they used the Jesus statue over Rio on the bill boards because the producers were both anti-Catholic and pissed off because Brazil won some sort of sports title.

[grandthefttoaster]

There is a theory that they used the Jesus statue over Rio on the bill boards because the producers were both anti-Catholic and pissed off because Brazil won some sort of sports title.

In the trailer, there is an unusual ammount of religious iconography being destroyed.

[dudalb]

In the trailer, there is an unusual ammount of religious iconography being destroyed.

Except for those of Islam, because Emmerich said he was afraid of a Fatwa.And I am not kidding.:eye-poppi

2012 (the film) resembles nothing so much as somebody trying to do a real life version of "That"s Armageddon" ,the phony disaster flick from "Kentucky Fried Movie" except 2012 is meant to be taken seriously.
The only thing it seems to be missing is Donald Sutherland as The Clumsy Waiter.

[dallasroofer]

And then some for sure.