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View Full Version : Homosexuals are faster than straight men -- proven fact

Skeptic
11th November 2009, 11:11 AM
How do I know?

Just look at this headline from www.onenewsnow.com :

Homosexual Runs wind-assisted 9.68 seconds to make Olympics

(found here (http://www.rightwingwatch.org/2008/06/the_dangers_of_1.html)).

Mr. Tyson Homosexual did well in the olympics, I understand. Must be a bummer, growing up with a name like that. Still, I guess that beats being called Homosexual Talese (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_Talese), or having to fly in the Enola homosexual (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enola_Gay).
WildCat
11th November 2009, 11:22 AM
:dl:
Ryokan
11th November 2009, 12:31 PM
As the cool kids would say: EPIC FAIL! :p
MattusMaximus
11th November 2009, 12:44 PM
Funny. But shouldn't this be in Humor?
Alan
11th November 2009, 12:52 PM
I posted that on another forum a couple of days ago, even though it's a year old. That could not possibly be a coincidence! :p
Darth Rotor
11th November 2009, 03:26 PM
Tyson Gay got his arse waxed by Hussein Bolt. That Jamaican man is greased lightening.

And this belongs in Sports.
Matthew Best
11th November 2009, 05:12 PM
It's Usain Bolt.
The Kilted Yaksman
11th November 2009, 05:14 PM
Tyson Gay got his arse waxed by Hussein Bolt. That Jamaican man is greased lightening.

And this belongs in Sports.
Gay...arse waxed...greased...
This is the wrong type of forum for that language!
Darth Rotor
12th November 2009, 05:29 AM
It's Usain Bolt.

Whoops, my bad, thanks for the correction. :blush:
Darth Rotor
12th November 2009, 06:02 AM
Gay...arse waxed...greased...
This is the wrong type of forum for that language!
What to make of this. I sense a humorous tone, but regret that I actully need a smilie to be sure. Coffee is weak this morning. Joke may have flown past me.

For our non American readers -- we have plenty -- and assuming that the accompanying smilie would be a frown than a laugh ...

Getting "your arse waxed" is a colloquialism (possibly only American) for being beaten rather badly in a contest. Example: "Federer beats Roddick 6-1, 6-0." Response "Man, Andy got his ass waxed in that match."

Greased lightning denotes unbelievable speed.

DR