Britney Spears married (Sniff!)

[Abdul Alhazred]

Yes it's true! (http://people.aol.com/people/news/now/0,10958,570224,00.html)

I will never jerk off again!

I always admired Britney for her mind! (http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm)

[Mel]

Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred


I will never jerk off again!


Before you make rash decisions.... did you read THIS paragraph:

"But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage."

[Abdul Alhazred]

Originally posted by Mel


Before you make rash decisions.... did you read THIS paragraph:

"But before you make any plans to send wedding gifts, a source close to the pop star insists it was all a joke that went too far, and that Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage."

Rash vows are always a mistake. I am forsworn!

I have jerked off again. :p

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Spears's husband -- at least for the time being -- is named Jason Allen Alexander

She married George Costanza??? :eek: :eek:

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by Mel

...Spears is already making plans to annul the marriage."

I HAVE HOPE!!!!! :j1:

[Zep]

Why did she even bother in the first place? :rolleyes:

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by Zep
Why did she even bother in the first place? :rolleyes:

She was drunk?

[American]

Let her do whatever sick slutty things she wants. The real suckers are us, for talking about it. (Not that I read Rolling Stone, but I bet many of us do. Tools.)


I wouldn't give her a passing glance. Don't give a tramp satisfaction, no matter how hot she is (and she is pretty hot).

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by American
Let her do whatever sick slutty things she wants. The real suckers are us, for talking about it. (Not that I read Rolling Stone, but I bet many of us do. Tools.)


I wouldn't give her a passing glance. Don't give a tramp satisfaction, no matter how hot she is (and she is pretty hot).

She wouldn't have any interest in you anyhow. You have to be able to afford something more than Denny's.

[Zep]

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer
She was drunk? Oh no! Not that! She NEVER drinks! Or anything like that! ;)

[American]

Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer

She wouldn't have any interest in you anyhow. You have to be able to afford something more than Denny's.


Yes, but I'd still buy her the American Slam, She would love every nasty bite.

[KelvinG]

Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred

I will never jerk off again!


WOW, WOW big fella. Don't make promises you can't possibly keep.:D

[Troll]

See this is what scares me about America and society in general. Spears is news. To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference between her and any other blonde popcrap whatever it is she is. Compared to Tori Amos and Patti Smith, I'd hardly call Spears a singer. Would I do her? Yeah, but right now I'm not sure blood pressure and pulse are factors I'd require. Is she and those damned Hilton dweebs newsworthy? I can't see how they are.

[Badger]

Originally posted by Troll
See this is what scares me about America and society in general. Spears is news. To be honest, I couldn't tell the difference between her and any other blonde popcrap whatever it is she is. Compared to Tori Amos and Patti Smith, I'd hardly call Spears a singer. Would I do her? Yeah, but right now I'm not sure blood pressure and pulse are factors I'd require. Is she and those damned Hilton dweebs newsworthy? I can't see how they are.

Sex sells.

It's as simple as that. You said it yourself, you'd do her. And every time she's in the news, there's millions of men checking out the story to see if there's a bit of skin displayed. The women look because they want to know what they have to do so the men look at them instead.

It's natural.

I caught the episode of Punk'd that she was on. She seemed so vapid, immature, and spinny, it was embarrassing to watch. The lack of intellect she displayed has now turned me off her. I would no longer do her (I'm sure she'd be crushed to hear that).

[Dorian Gray]

*Bad Taste Alert*

Yeah, but right now I'm not sure blood pressure and pulse are factors I'd require.
Then thousands of Iranian women await you, Troll.

[corplinx]

Britney admitted to sleeping with that guy from the New Kids on the Block ripoff band.

I wouldn't touch her even if she bathed in lye and everclear, thats a mighty taint.

[Zep]

She's blonde. Ding! Lose 50 points.
She's dumb. Dong! Lose 50 more points.
She can't sing. Bzzzzt! Sorry. No more points to lose...

[Shane Costello]

Originally posted by Badger:
Sex sells.

I thought it was virginity?

[Skeptic]

Originally posted by Shane Costello


I thought it was virginity?

And if you believe that...

[Marc]

ok, everyone give their psychic predictions on how long before she appears in Playboy, Penthouse, or the like.

She has already gone through the bad-movie phase of her career (we hope that part is over) now lets get to the bareing it all phase! :)

[Shane Costello]

Originally posted by Skeptic:
And if you believe that...

Whaddya trying to insinuate here???

Next thing you'll be telling me her acting skills aren't up to scratch!

[Troll]

Originally posted by Dorian Gray
*Bad Taste Alert*


Then thousands of Iranian women await you, Troll.

Yeah but I don't wanna spend that much on live dates. do you have any idea of the cost to travel from the US to Iran? Would you spend that much on a first date? It's cheaper to go live and local. ;) haha

[Segnosaur]

I think Ed the Sock said it best, during the Fromage 93 awards show (dedicated to the cheeziest videos of the year.)

To paraphrase:

"I don't believe anything that Britney does... when she claimed to be a virgin, I thought she was a sl*t... Now that she claims to be a sl*t, I still don't believe her."

[Luke T.]

You can take the girl out of the bayou, but...

[hgc]

She's back on the market, boys.

CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/01/05/britney.spears.wedding.ap/index.html)

But you might question her intelligence..."Plaintiff Spears lacked understanding of her actions to the extent that she was incapable of agreeing to the marriage," the annulment petition said. ... or her sobriety, at least.

[billydkid]

Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred
Yes it's true! (http://people.aol.com/people/news/now/0,10958,570224,00.html)

I will never jerk off again!

I always admired Britney for her mind! (http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm)

Speaking of Britney, is that picture that has been around on the internet for a few year of Britney on stage wearing an absolutely transparent, plastic tube top genuine? Shwang!!!!!

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Originally posted by billydkid


Speaking of Britney, is that picture that has been around on the internet for a few year of Britney on stage wearing an absolutely transparent, plastic tube top genuine? Shwang!!!!!

Umm.....post it and we will investigate!!

[FFed]

The attention whore got exactly what she wanted out of this stunt. All the news and entertainment shows talking about her over and over again.

[joyrex]

Originally posted by American
ToolsBTW, since when have people started to use that word in that context?

[Random]

Originally posted by billydkid


Speaking of Britney, is that picture that has been around on the internet for a few year of Britney on stage wearing an absolutely transparent, plastic tube top genuine? Shwang!!!!!

It's fake, but very well done. Britney Spears has made a very good career for herself by almost-but-not-quite revealing her goodies. As I noted to some teenage boys watching one of her music videos in a store, “No matter how many times you watch that video, her blouse won’t pop open.” It would be inconceivable for her agent to allow her to appear in public in that outfit.
To the best of my knowledge, the only “authentic” Britney Spears image that actually shows anything is a brief video clip of her in a badly adjusted dress.

[Libertarian]

So she was married, eh? So THAT'S why she hasn't been answering my letters!

BTW, I know it's conventional wisdom by the cultural elites that this girl can't sing, but it sure sounds like she can to me.

[zakur]

Britney has recently stated that she regrets posing for those revealing photos in Esquire. She also says she had "like, eight Red Bulls" - referring to the popular energy drink - before the Esquire photo shoot.

Spears also recently told Newsweek that she was "really into Indian spiritual religions". When asked if she was interested in Hinduism, Spears replied, "What's that? Is it like Kabbalah?".

[Prester John]

Apparently there's an advert in the tabloids advertising "The 24 hour Lynx effect" and a picture of her ex husband, which i thought was quite good . I'll give em credit for that!