The Mars woo-woos are comin' out

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Here you go:

http://www.truthhunters.com/

Evidence of alien intelligence in blurry photos of rocks.

~~ Paul

[Soapy Sam]

Speaking as an old rockhound, I just wish I COULD do remote viewing. I want to pick 'em up and smack em open and gawp.

Not too impressed with the picture quality, or are these major enlargements?

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

I think they are absurd enlargements of the panoramic shots.

Did you see all those flat faces on the rocks? Impossible! Never happens naturally here on Earth.

~~ Paul

[Rolfe]

More Mars woo-woo. (http://www.homeopathyhome.com/ultimate/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000365)

By the way, Vijay0507 is Kumar.

Rolfe.

[Andonyx]

In the science section we were discussing the inevitable hoax theories about the photos from mars.

I would be interested to see how the alien life nutjobs reconcile with the hoax nutjobs. It seems they could benefit from each other's support yet their positions are mutually exclusive.

[Hexxenhammer]

Originally posted by Rolfe
More Mars woo-woo. (http://www.homeopathyhome.com/ultimate/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=1;t=000365)

By the way, Vijay0507 is Kumar.

Rolfe. That thread is about mammograms. I looked around for a mars thread but couldn't find one.

[geni]

Originally posted by Hexxenhammer
That thread is about mammograms. I looked around for a mars thread but couldn't find one.

I suspect that this is the thread

http://www.hpathy.com/FORUM/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=2&TopicID=485&PagePosition=1

[phildonnia]

Originally posted by Hexxenhammer
That thread is about mammograms. I looked around for a mars thread but couldn't find one.

Oh, you also saw interesting geometry of the mars rocks and did a search for "cleavage"?

[Hexxenhammer]

Originally posted by phildonnia


Oh, you also saw interesting geometry of the mars rocks and did a search for "cleavage"?
Hijack for a quick story that involves geology:

A buddy of mine in college missed one of his geology lab classes so he made it up with the TA (teachers assistant) after class one day. The TA, who also bartended at our favorite bar (Judy's, they had $3 pitchers of Pabst. Yummy), was quite hot in a naturalistic, unshaven armpits, hiker kind of way. She tended to wear tank tops and keeping with her natural look, no bra. So here's my buddy Jim sitting on one side of the lab counter and her on the other, both hunched over. She's pointing a the rock they were examining and she says "Can you see the cleavage?"
Jim truthfully answered, "Oh yeah, I see the cleavage."

[Rolfe]

Originally posted by Hexxenhammer
That thread is about mammograms. I looked around for a mars thread but couldn't find one. Geni is quite right. I obviously goofed. I thought I'd checked it, but I must have got the threads mixed up.

"Mars attacks" thread is here (http://www.hpathy.com/FORUM/display_topic_threads.asp?ForumID=2&TopicID=485&PagePosition=1), just as Geni said.

Rolfe.

[No Answers]

Anyone who calls themselves "Dr. MARS" and writes this:
"But for the first time in the life of a human being it is now possible that one can see MARS with his/her naked eye."
needs to go back to Mars school.

He should be calling himself Dr. PRETENTIOUS.

[Yahweh]

Yes, the Martians are watching us, and the ghost of Charles Darwin speaks to us in our sleep...

Tell us something we dont know...

[Schizobunny]

Originally posted by Yahweh
Yes, the Martians are watching us, and the ghost of Charles Darwin speaks to us in our sleep...

Tell us something we dont know...

Here's something you don't know. Three hundred and eighty six foot tall giant purple gorillas are planing to burn the Earth to a nice medium rare crisp with their fire breath and eat it for bruner(a mixture of breakfast, lunch, and dinner). ;)

[UnrepentantSinner]

wow im so glad i took rolfes link

I really don't know what's more pathetic. The loon taking about Mars radiation effecting potencies or the idiots asking him if such a thing can really happen. Actually the most pathetic is that anyone buys into that crap in the first place. :rolleyes:

[asthmatic camel]

I thought this link might give you all a grin http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/28/34748.html

[Wolrab]

Hoagland thinks the rocks are machines.enterprice mission (http://www.enterprisemission.com)

[Hexxenhammer]

Originally posted by Wolrab
Hoagland thinks the rocks are machines.enterprice mission (http://www.enterprisemission.com) Hoagland has a major hard on for rocks with shadows on them.

[!Xx+-Rational-+xX!]

When faced with it woo-woos can only be ignorant of our high levels of logical thinking for so long unless if they are brain dead!

[WildCat]

Originally posted by Wolrab
Hoagland thinks the rocks are machines.enterprice mission (http://www.enterprisemission.com)
Spirit must have landed in a junk yard.

[No Answers]

Hoagland, sheesh, the guy defines idiocy with his every utterance.

[Correa Neto]

Ventifacts- rocks with triangular smooth faces generated by wind erosion. Quite common in deserts.

Google for ventifacts and you´ll find plenty of refferences to these features in Mars (a big wind-blown desert, after all). The guys who made that site probably never got out of their houses and looked at natural landscapes. Googling for idiots should result in people like those who belive that those rocks are artificial.

I remember that when Viking send its pictures, some morons said that a metallic cyllindrical device shown on one of the pics was an alien artifact. Actually it was part of the lander designed to protect some device. Once the Viking landed, it was jettisoned.