Picture of JFK with nekkid women surfaces

[Lisa Simpson]

TMZ has obtained a picture of John F. Kennedy, possibly in the late 1950's on a boat with several naked women. Assuming this picture is indeed what it appears to be, would this have affected JFK's Presidential aspirations?

Warning - the link below has grainy images of nekkid women. If you are really prudish (or your employer is), don't click:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/28/president-john-f-kennedy-photograph-jfk-photo-boat-yatch-nude-naked-women-mediterranean-sea-jackie-kennedy-ted-kennedy-senator-george-smathers-election/

[Brattus]

Who knows? That election was very very close.
He really was a playa though.

[htf666]

I didn't see any election.Mind you he was laid down.

[hgc]

Sorry, it's not Kennedy. Read TMZ's later post on this -- http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/28/john-f-kennedy-playboy-photo-boat-nude-women/

[GreenLines]

That Hugh...

[hgc]

I gotta say, anyone who believed this was Kennedy, but mocks people who believe a case of facial paradolia in a stain on the pavement is the Virgin Mary, ought to take a look in the mirror. It's nothing but a shot of an unidentified naked man jumping off of a boat.

[Gawdzilla]

I gotta say, anyone who believed this was Kennedy, but mocks people who believe a case of facial paradolia in a stain on the pavement is the Virgin Mary, ought to take a look in the mirror. It's nothing but a shot of an unidentified naked man jumping off of a boat.

That isn't a man.

[Gate2501]

Oh my gods, that thing driving the boat is one of the aliens from They Live(1988)!

Edit: apparently he is sunning himself on the deck, not driving the boat.

[Gawdzilla]

What we have is a bad case of foot-in-mouth disease. TMZ will be glad when this one is forgotten.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Sorry, it's not Kennedy. Read TMZ's later post on this -- http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/28/john-f-kennedy-playboy-photo-boat-nude-women/

It still could have been JFK.

[arthwollipot]

prove that it wasn't!!!

[truethat]

Yep! I agree it still could a. And when taking a patronizing tone it might help to actually look at the picture and realize they mean the person on the deck chair not the person jumping off the boat which is quite obviously a woman.

[JohnG]

[20/20 Hindsight]That distinctly post 50s bikini tan line on the girl jumping into the water should have been a clue:rolleyes:[/20/20 Hindsight]

Still, it seems like a fun day out for all involved, whoever they were.

[HansMustermann]

I gotta say, anyone who believed this was Kennedy, but mocks people who believe a case of facial paradolia in a stain on the pavement is the Virgin Mary, ought to take a look in the mirror. It's nothing but a shot of an unidentified naked man jumping off of a boat.

OMG, you're right. Every blurry unidentifiable face is, of course, Jesus. Never would have figured Him out for the kind to lounge with nekkid women on a boat, but who am I to judge Him? :p

[SezMe]

From the perspective of the photographer, it would seem that he/she would have to have been on at least a larger boat. If so, then they all knew it was there and, likely, taking photos. I doubt Kennedy - or the women, for that matter - would have been so complacent in that case. He would have known such a photo would ruin his career.

This supports Playboy's claim.

[Ducky]

Good for him. More world leaders should get tail. It might calm them some.


(Why do we care if he got a bunch of naked chicks on a boat again?)

[learner]

Has anyone not clicked out of prudishness?

Is it just me? :)

[Aepervius]

There is a man on the photo ? I was concentrating my sight on try to look for detail on the two individuals on the right side ;).

[Wolfman]

I'm quite sure that the man on the boat is Jesus.

[lionking]

[20/20 Hindsight]That distinctly post 50s bikini tan line on the girl jumping into the water should have been a clue:rolleyes:[/20/20 Hindsight]



First thing I noticed too.

Not that I was looking closely or anything.:o

[commandlinegamer]

Holy cow! Doesn't this imply that Michael Jackson and Brittany Murphy might still be alive?

[JohnG]

[20/20 Hindsight]That distinctly post 50s bikini tan line on the girl jumping into the water should have been a clue:rolleyes:[/20/20 Hindsight]


20/20 "Hindsight", ha! Oh come on, that's comedy gold!


You know, it's very sad thing when your subconscious self is wittier than your conscious self and it takes you hours to "get" your own jokes.:blush:

[Philip]

We need more conclusive evidence.

Does anyone have a link to a page showing the high-quality photos that would have been taken on the Playboy photo shoot?

[JohnG]

We need more conclusive evidence.

Does anyone have a link to a page showing the high-quality photos that would have been taken on the Playboy photo shoot?


I applaud your rigorous skepticism.

[paiute]

JFK was awesome. One finger on the button and the other nine on Marilyn Monroe.

[paiute]

We need more conclusive evidence.

Does anyone have a link to a page showing the high-quality photos that would have been taken on the Playboy photo shoot?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/1228092jfkpic1.html

[Gawdzilla]

Yep! I agree it still could a. And when taking a patronizing tone it might help to actually look at the picture and realize they mean the person on the deck chair not the person jumping off the boat which is quite obviously a woman.

That wasn't a patronizing tone. It was a mocking tone. You gotta listen carefully, but it's obvious.

[JohnG]

ich bin ein playa

[Lensman]

It still could have been JFK.

In 1967?

Zombie JFK???

[The Central Scrutinizer]

In 1967?

Zombie JFK???

It's pretty much common knowledge that he survived the "assassination".

[madurobob]

It's pretty much common knowledge that he survived the "assassination".

Duh. He faked his death so he could go hang out with Marilyn full time.

[I Ratant]

TMZ has obtained a picture of John F. Kennedy, possibly in the late 1950's on a boat with several naked women. Assuming this picture is indeed what it appears to be, would this have affected JFK's Presidential aspirations?

Warning - the link below has grainy images of nekkid women. If you are really prudish (or your employer is), don't click:

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/28/president-john-f-kennedy-photograph-jfk-photo-boat-yatch-nude-naked-women-mediterranean-sea-jackie-kennedy-ted-kennedy-senator-george-smathers-election/
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I remember seeing that photo a long time ago.... and I see it was in PLAYBOY.
Expecting any photo today to be what it said to be is extremely naive.
There's too many creative people with Photoshop available to put any credence in any photograph anymore.

[Wowbagger]

All I want to add, here, is that TMZ has never ceased to be soooo freakin' annoying, to me.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

All I want to add, here, is that TMZ has never ceased to be soooo freakin' annoying, to me.

I have to admit I watch it sometimes when I go to bed. It's on around 11:30 or 12:00 here. I know it's wrong to watch it, but I can't stop. Somebody help me!

[The Norseman]

OMG, you're right. Every blurry unidentifiable face is, of course, Jesus. Never would have figured Him out for the kind to lounge with nekkid women on a boat, but who am I to judge Him? :p

What are you talkin' about? JC was known for goin' against the grain and pushing those social boundaries.

Besides, how awesome would it be for Him to just walk back to the dock for more beer and not have to swim?