Dorian Gray
12th January 2004, 11:20 PM
Okay, let's have a political debate. Let's say you're running for President, just to get everyone on the same page. Rules:
1) You must invent an entirely new party and candidate to participate.
2) The party must embody something odd, insane, invalid, noncredible, or otherwise sarcastic or cynical.
3) All of your arguments must be in the style of your party.
Examples of parties:
The Strawman Party
Planet X Party
The Woos
The Afghan Whigs (Greg Dulle for Pres!)
Inky Abyssinians
Green Party (kidding!)
Just to kick it off, I will take the Whigs:
I nominate Greg Dulle for President! He's a gentleman! He's your slave!
"Let's find Osama bin Laden, turn on the water, and improve infrastructure in Afghanistan, but don't forget the alcohol! I've got 15 hours to kill and I'm gonna stay up all night looking for al-Qaida."
1) You must invent an entirely new party and candidate to participate.
2) The party must embody something odd, insane, invalid, noncredible, or otherwise sarcastic or cynical.
3) All of your arguments must be in the style of your party.
Examples of parties:
The Strawman Party
Planet X Party
The Woos
The Afghan Whigs (Greg Dulle for Pres!)
Inky Abyssinians
Green Party (kidding!)
Just to kick it off, I will take the Whigs:
I nominate Greg Dulle for President! He's a gentleman! He's your slave!
"Let's find Osama bin Laden, turn on the water, and improve infrastructure in Afghanistan, but don't forget the alcohol! I've got 15 hours to kill and I'm gonna stay up all night looking for al-Qaida."