Things Creationist Hate...

[headscratcher4]

http://www.rice.edu/armadillo/Sciacademy/riggins/things.htm

[DarkMagician]

I never get tired of that.

Revelation of Their True Allegiance!
From Adrian Lawler of Dublin:
To have a bunch of Devil worshipers come out and attack the Bible would be tactically unsound, as that would be what any Christian would expect, and Christians would dismiss their work out of hand. What are really needed are some idiotic dupes used in their place. Enter the Creationists--Satan's unwitting allies. They set about attempting to destroy science and the scientific method, using the Bible as a shield. In defense of science, the scientists themselves set about their own counterattack, and obviously turned their well-educated and powerful minds to the Bible, producing contradictions aplenty. And they've pretty much torn it apart. So Satan's little helpers (the creationists), who believe the Bible is completely accurate, have actually been the authors of its DESTRUCTION. That doesn't at all sound like any Christian religion I've ever heard of. What religion purposefully puts its own literature up to be shredded? Therefore, because it's the Bible in the line of destruction, I believe that the creationists don't actually worship the Trinity. They actually worship the devil, because it would be his dream to see the Bible go up in flames--and isn't it going very well for him?

Well done, Creationists.

[c4ts]

They even mentioned Phil's website:
Astronomy
...in general. It's wrong about everything. Starting at least as far back as Ptolemy, astronomers have continued to describe the heavens in terms that increasingly have rendered the Genesis cosmology irrelevant. Things really started to go to hell with Copernicus, Kepler, Galileo, and their ilk. Nowadays the things astronomers teach are so foreign to the Truth and involve such hard math that they're impossible to understand... oops, I mean they're complete lies. I mean, come on-- the Big Bang, the speed of light, "light years," the sizes of stars, billions of years-- it makes my head hurt. You want to know what's in the sky? Read Genesis! Especially stay away from them "professors" who directly mock biblical Truth about the skies. One even calls himself The Bad Astronomer! Don't that tell you somethin'?

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by headscratcher4
http://www.rice.edu/armadillo/Sciacademy/riggins/things.htm
That link has certainly found a spot near the top of my favorites list :)

[Grommitt]

Just happened to be cruising archives over at IIDB and ran across this mug shot from Dr. Dino's 2002 arrest for burglary and assault.

Thought I would post it for those who may have missed it first time around. http://www.english-atheist.co.uk/hovind3.jpg

[c4ts]

They arrested him for being Christian!

[Grommitt]

He was arrested in Florida in 2002 on a felony charge of burglary and assault according to this thread (http://iidb.org/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=58&t=001360) at IIDB.

It's interesting reading until the end where, alas, there appears to be a disappointing Deus Ex Machina intervention.

[Hexxenhammer]

Hey look! Paul is in there.

And Paul C. Anagnostopoulos wants to know: Why aren't all languages spoken everywhere? Why did the people who got Hindi decide to move en masse to India? Cherokee to North America? Why did all the Hebrew speakers stick around the Middle East?