shemp
17th January 2004, 10:10 AM
link (http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/news/index.cfm?instanceid=60376)
Some items that they found:
* Underpants emblazoned with the phrase "Home of the Whopper," one pair of which turned up in his trash like clockwork every other day along with empty boxes of a cheap Chinese Viagra knockoff labeled, "Real American Veagero. No Counterfeit. This Real Thing. Make You All Man."
* Carbon copies of three letters to Santa Claus -- in Kim's handwriting. One asks for Britney Spears' phone number. Another begs for "good beer from Germany." The third seeks his discovery by a Hollywood producer and subsequent starring role in an action-adventure movie with "Swageneger," an apparent reference to film great and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
* Battling George Bush and Osama Bin Laden "pee-pee dolls" -- the kind that fire streams of water at each other. The president's doll had been altered to reduce its firing range. Both were, in the words of an analyst, "completely worn out."
* An expired "Psychic Hotline" membership card.
:D
Some items that they found:
* Underpants emblazoned with the phrase "Home of the Whopper," one pair of which turned up in his trash like clockwork every other day along with empty boxes of a cheap Chinese Viagra knockoff labeled, "Real American Veagero. No Counterfeit. This Real Thing. Make You All Man."
* Carbon copies of three letters to Santa Claus -- in Kim's handwriting. One asks for Britney Spears' phone number. Another begs for "good beer from Germany." The third seeks his discovery by a Hollywood producer and subsequent starring role in an action-adventure movie with "Swageneger," an apparent reference to film great and California Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
* Battling George Bush and Osama Bin Laden "pee-pee dolls" -- the kind that fire streams of water at each other. The president's doll had been altered to reduce its firing range. Both were, in the words of an analyst, "completely worn out."
* An expired "Psychic Hotline" membership card.
:D