Aphrodisiac Alcopop causes concerns

[sadluxation]

A new alcopop could create a race of 'randy super beings' because it is the first to contain aphrodisiacs, its somewhat optimistic maker claimed yesterday. Roxxoff - a mix of vodka, passion fruit and Chinese libido boosters (http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/lifeandstyle/articles/3563137?source=Metro) The drink, which contains ingredients such as 'horny goat weed', will boost sexual performance and sex drive, maker Lynch Wines of Epsom, Surrey, claimed. But campaigners at Alcohol Concern said it was likely to increase date rape and teenage pregnancies.

Look! Up in the sky! It's Randy SuperBeing!

I wonder what his superpower is, and what his costume looks like.

[Soubrette]

I liked the "but does it work" link where someone says


'You would have to drink a couple of gallons before you feel sexy. It is unlikely that it would do anything,'

hmmm a couple of gallons of something alcoholic - more comatose than sexy :)

Sou

[Skeptical Greg]

Chinese libido boosters ?


Sounds like the target consumer group won't be affected..




Just occurred to me..

Maybe this means, if I drink the stuff, a Chinese person somewhere, will end up with damp underwear...:eek:

[richardm]

Oh aye. Like teenagers need to have their libidos boosted.

[Crossbow]

So that is why China has such a high population!

They are all cranked up on those "Chinese libido boosters"!

Anyone care to guess where my next overseas vacation will be?

:p