Sylvia says Bin Laden is dead

[zakur]

From the December 31, 2003 Montel Williams Show:WILLIAMS: You were on the show recently--we had you on a show. We came and taped one. And you said something very interesting, because I think the world has been interested and wondering, OK, what was going to happen to Saddam Hussein. But what about that dude, Osama bin Laden?

Ms. BROWNE: I--I...

WILLIAMS: I mean, hold a minute.

Ms. BROWNE: ...am...

WILLIAMS: You--if anybody knows who's on the other side or not, you do.

Ms. BROWNE: I'm convinced...

WILLIAMS: Is he over there?

Ms. BROWNE: I am convinced he's dead. See, the only problem is, he would go in the left door. So my guide or none of your guides would see him because he's so rotten. See, left door, you don't get to see him.

WILLIAMS: So is he...

Ms. BROWNE: Which means they go right in the left door and back into--in utero. Can you imagine somebody carrying that around with them? But I don't care. They se--keep saying--they make these, you know, these films and everything. But I can make six films and give them to you and you could, you know, distribute them.

WILLIAMS: Over the course of time.

Ms. BROWNE: Over--over the course of time, and it would look timely.

WILLIAMS: You think he's dead right now?

Ms. BROWNE: I think he's dead right now.

WILLIAMS: Will we find out during this calendar year...

Ms. BROWNE: Yes, that he's dead.

WILLIAMS: ...that Osama bin Laden is dead.

Ms. BROWNE: Yeah, that he's dead.

WILLIAMS: And they will verify.

Ms. BROWNE: He's dead as a doornail.

WILLIAMS: You heard it here from Sylvia Browne first. :rolleyes:

[Loki]

Of course, when she says "dead" she means "or alive". Or perhaps "spiritually dead". Or perhaps "cloned".

[thaiboxerken]

: I am convinced he's dead. See, the only problem is, he would go in the left door. So my guide or none of your guides would see him because he's so rotten. See, left door, you don't get to see him.

I think the only door here is the one she is leaving for herself with this statement. If Bin Laden is captured or found alive, she has left herself a back-door.

[Zep]

SYLVIA IS DEAD...because she went through a door.

Oh come on! It makes just as much sense as she does! :)

[J Coplen]

Can Sylvia just STFU.

[Zep]

You know...

I wonder what she is like when she gets drunk and starts to spout REAL crap?

[Monketey Ghost]

Originally posted by J Coplen
Can Sylvia just STFU.

Never saw it before, but didn't have to think too hard to get the initials. Heh.

She'll never shut up if people as stupid as Montel Williams exist to give her a platform.

[waitew]

S.T.F.U...LOL!!!I had never saw that before either,but I love it!!It's part of my vocabulary now.

[SilentBob]

As much of what she says is incorrect, does this mean that she is some kind of "reverse psychic".

Silvia says Bin Laden is dead so therefore he must be alive!
Silvia says Saddam is dead therefore he gets captured alive.

It suddenly all becomes so clear. Whatever she says, the opposite must be true.

Let's try one together shall we...

Siliva says she can talk to the dead therefore.......................!

Answers on a postcard please.

[Bottle or the Gun]

I see....I see...Sylvia in a bathtub full of water....a razor....yes...I definitely get the impression of something being cut...yes, remember that, I'll get back to it...it's so hard to see clearly, since my guide is on the other side of the left door.

[Tricky]

Originally posted by waitew
S.T.F.U...LOL!!!I had never saw that before either,but I love it!!It's part of my vocabulary now.
I belive it is an offshoot of helpline jargon. Folks on the helplines sometimes call a certain type of request a RTFM, which of course means, "Read The Manual".

[Kerberos]

Originally posted by waitew
S.T.F.U...LOL!!!I had never saw that before either,but I love it!!It's part of my vocabulary now.
Could somebody translate for us poor, dumb people who don't get it?

[roger]

Originally posted by Kerberos

Could somebody translate for us poor, dumb people who don't get it? it means "shut up", more or less.

[Groo]

www.acronymfinder.com

[bjornart]

Originally posted by Groo
www.acronymfinder.com
Sheesh, they even have NFBSK there. That's one comprehensive catalogue of acronyms.

[Soapy Sam]

Sylvia says Bin Laden is dead?

How odd. He always speaks so warmly of her.

[BillHoyt]

Originally posted by Soapy Sam
Sylvia says Bin Laden is dead?

How odd. He always speaks so warmly of her. ]

Yeah, but that's all through John Edward. Quod erat dumbandstrandum

[joyrex]

Originally posted by Tricky

I belive it is an offshoot of helpline jargon. Folks on the helplines sometimes call a certain type of request a RTFM, which of course means, "Read The Manual". omg noobs ;)

[Mr Manifesto]

Now, who wants a nice, big cup of STFU?

[SquishyDave]

That acronym finder is silly, in no way in any part of the civilised world is freak a replacement for ****. If STFU stood for Shut The Freak Up, we'd be saying it everytime that towel guy turned up, whathisname? Xxxx something xxxX.

Freak indeed! There is a horrible lack of swear words it seems. You know what I blame this on the breakdown of?

Society.

[Kerberos]

Thanks

[EeneyMinnieMoe]

You heard it here from Sylvia Browne first, indeed. :eye-poppi

As a matter of fact, she's so "first" that she predicted it a whole seven years ahead of time! :D Before it even happened!

Who says that psychics don't have very impressive foresight and can only do good postdictions? :p

[alfaniner]

I'd have thought she'd hedge her bets like normal and just say "He will be found."

[quarky]

She's simply ahead of her time.

[Sherlock]

Zep (above): I wonder what she is like when she gets drunk and starts to spout REAL crap?

She would undoubtedly sound like Noreen Renier who has been recorded while spouting visions while drinking red wine with police. The problem is nothing makes any more sense even when you toss out the alcohol. Delusions are delusions.

[Tricky]

Zep (above): I wonder what she is like when she gets drunk and starts to spout REAL crap?

She would undoubtedly sound like Noreen Renier who has been recorded while spouting visions while drinking red wine with police. The problem is nothing makes any more sense even when you toss out the alcohol. Delusions are delusions.
That's just ridiculous. Everbody knows that you serve police with a nice white wine. Maybe a Reisling.

[Gord_in_Toronto]

I suppose she could claim a hit if she had "near water". :eye-poppi

[Sherlock]

Amazingly in a case where Noreen Renier claimed she was "instrumental" in locating a crashed aircraft she failed to mention the nearly square mile of swamp and multiple water inlets less than 75' from the crash site.

And even though the crash site was essentially at zero elevation next to these huge water areas Renier instead positioned the crash scene high up on a mountain with no water around.

So maybe that wine was also directly out of a paper sack without being first chilled. And perhaps Sylvia and Renier may not be able to get their visions correct even when under the influence.