Jesus New Name?

[rorylee]

His coming as a thief with a new name

Rev.3:12, it is written that "I will write on him My New Name".

Maybe coming as a thief means, its going to seem like his stole a new body with a new name? with a Walk-in process perhaps or not. Although, what do you think his new name will be?

Edit: i know not many believe here, but that's even better =] with the jokes you may make of a new name, that's using ya imagination!!

[Lisa Simpson]

Bob.

[Sean84]

Bobbity Bob Bob Sheldonjew

[DC]

Obama? :D

[Loss Leader]

I don't know. Either Ron or Paul.

[ZirconBlue]

I'm guessing "Guillermo".

[JFrankA]

Didn't the Simpons already reveal it?

"Jebus"

[DC]

Ozzy

[Mirrorglass]

I don't get it.

[Careyp74]

His coming as a thief with a new name

Rev.3:12, it is written that "I will write on him My New Name".

Maybe coming as a thief means, its going to seem like his stole a new body with a new name? with a Walk-in process perhaps or not. Although, what do you think his new name will be?

Edit: i know not many believe here, but that's even better =] with the jokes you may make of a new name, that's using ya imagination!!

In other words, this made up book has a passage where this fictional person will have another fictional person's name written on him, and the whole thing is very vague, and you want people to try to figure out the meaning of the vagueness, and guess what this name is going to be?

[rorylee]

Yep you said it. $20 if you get it right, that is, if in our life-time he returns.

And just to clarify, i don't think the meaning was that Jesus was going to have 'this new name' written on him, but him, himself right it on others. Much alike how 666 is written.

[Sean84]

Yep you said it. $20 if you get it right, that is, if in our life-time he returns.

In that case I want to change my guess to "Big T."

(You let it slip in the other thread.)

[RoboTimbo]

Bob.

Jesus is your uncle doesn't have the same lilting quality to it.

[DC]

Yep you said it. $20 if you get it right, that is, if in our life-time he returns.

And just to clarify, i don't think the meaning was that Jesus was going to have 'this new name' written on him, but him, himself right it on others. Much alike how 666 is written.

666= Nero

[skip]

Yep you said it. $20 if you get it right, that is, if in our life-time he returns.

And just to clarify, i don't think the meaning was that Jesus was going to have 'this new name' written on him, but him, himself right it on others. Much alike how 666 is written.


So people would be walking around with “his” name “on” them? In that case I would say his name would be Hanes.


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[learner]

Darren.

[paximperium]

Ron Jeremy

[Sideroxylon]

Darren.

In Australia he shall be known as "Dazza."

[Pure Argent]

Sledge.

[paximperium]

Chuck Norris

[DC]

Chuck Norris

lol we have a winner

[Darat]

Doris.

[paximperium]

http://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/chucknorris.png

[DC]

roflmao

[learner]

In Australia he shall be known as "Dazza."

With a Sharon at his side "Shazza" to you Australians

[Hokulele]

<awesomeness>


Winnar!


Jesus' new name will be Jesus, but using the Hispanic pronunciation.

[Minarvia]

From a Fred Astair movie, Peter P Peters. Or Bob Hope with his line, "Lawrence three times." :)

Hmmm...maybe "Bob" will do!

[Monster Machine]

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo.

No, wait...

Monster

[Sledge]

Gareth Gobblecoque

[wendyinthewind]

Khawdash

[Psi Baba]

Jeezy Creezy.

[Beerina]

He'll come "like a thief in the night", i.e. you won't know it, then, Bam! Too late to ask for forgiveness. So ask now. And give us money. God and Jesus like it when you give us money. It's the most obvious way to demonstrate you're actually saved. Because people who are saved do this, because that's what saved people do.

[godless dave]

I think "coming like a thief" in that context means he will come in secret. It will be a surprise, not preceded by any fanfare. Not sure about the new name part.

[rorylee]

He'll come "like a thief in the night", i.e. you won't know it, then, Bam! Too late to ask for forgiveness. So ask now. And give us money. God and Jesus like it when you give us money. It's the most obvious way to demonstrate you're actually saved. Because people who are saved do this, because that's what saved people do.
Well it shows you're not greedy =] And what you gave, you'll get back in return ;)

[rorylee]

I think "coming like a thief" in that context means he will come in secret. It will be a surprise, not preceded by any fanfare. Not sure about the new name part.
Indeed, why i reckon a walk-in would be perfect. He'd want to grow up in society again and learn the ways first hand, but in secret :D

Mmmm Chuck Norris is sounding more n more like an awesome cover name, i think we might have found hiM!!!

[Sideroxylon]

Indeed, why i reckon a walk-in would be perfect. He'd want to grow up in society again and learn the ways first hand, but in secret :D

Mmmm Chuck Norris is sounding more n more like an awesome cover name, i think we might have found hiM!!!

Given that Jesus is God in the Christian tradition, what is he going to be learning?

[rorylee]

Given that Jesus is God in the Christian tradition, what is he going to be learning?

What it's like to be 'Human' in the 21st or whatever century his coming into.

[Sledge]

Jeezy Creezy.

Stop calling me that, dad (who is played by James Mason).

[Mirrorglass]

Well it shows you're not greedy =] And what you gave, you'll get back in return ;)

It also shows quite a few church fathers are greedy. What about the poor, who cannot give away much? Do they get less in return as well?

[Sideroxylon]

What it's like to be 'Human' in the 21st or whatever century his coming into.

So God in your perception is not all-knowing?

[Elizabeth I]

What it's like to be 'Human' in the 21st or whatever century his coming into.

Jesus is supposedly God. God is supposedly omniscient. He ought to already know what it's like to be human, not only in the 21st century, but also in the 75th, the second, or any other century you care to mention. Hell, he ought to know what it's like to be a trilobite, a prokaryote or even a random strand of RNA.

ETA: the real name will be James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree.

[Cainkane1]

Flipper.

[a3sigma]

The Jeezter

Or, if he returns as an African-American female: La Jeezerisha.

[Trent Wray]

http://www.behindthehype.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/chucknorris.png *bows down before the Chuck*

roflmao This is the name that should win the thread :)

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But in all seriousness, Rory ..... according to that very bibble book your op quotes from, it tells you what Jesus' new name will be: "King of Kings and Lord of Lords." It's gonna be one wicked tattoo on his thigh, I'm thinking with some tribal thorn design as well.

Of course, if it's written in chatspeak, it will read: KOK lol ;)

[Trent Wray]

I'd also like to add that he will unite America (his favorite country) with the Middle East (his old school roots). He will choose the name:

Alfred Jezeera.

[Moss]

Well, actually he was first called Horus, then Mithras and then Sol Invictus before being called Jesus. ;);):p
*runs in fear before the wrath of Aten *

[dio]

Darren.
Doris.

Close, but no. Darwin.

[fromdownunder]

Gary Ablett Jr., the son of God.

Norm

[Foster Zygote]

Slappy McGillicutty.

[The Pro from Dover]

Zengelbert Bingledack

[Sideroxylon]

Gary Ablett Jr., the son of God.

Norm

And it is written that he shall lead the exodus to the promised land of Surfers Paradise.

[fromdownunder]

And it is written that he shall lead the exodus to the promised land of Surfers Paradise.

Which will, of course, make him the Antichrist.

Norm

[Lucian]

J Chriddy

[Sideroxylon]

Which will, of course, make him the Antichrist.

Norm

Certainly to those down Corio Bay.

[John Jones]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ.

[Hokulele]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ.


Hey, that's my name too!

[Tricky]

I'm guessing something like this. I understand he's having a dispute with his producer.

[ZirconBlue]

Nick Soapdish.



It's French.

[FreshHat]

Jesus is your uncle doesn't have the same lilting quality to it.

Uncle Jesus.

Auntie Christ.

[John Jones]

I'm appalled at the irreverent comments on this thread!

Appalled!

[fromdownunder]

I'm appalled at the irreverent comments on this thread!

Appalled!

Your winnings, sir.

Norm

[Fnord]

Paximperium had this thread nailed down at posts 20 (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=5726967&postcount=20) and 23 (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=5727000&postcount=23). Truly, his is the voice of one who cries out in the desert.

[wendyinthewind]

General Junior

[Lord Emsworth]

Jenna Jameson

[Ferguson]

Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim.

[paximperium]

Paximperium had this thread nailed down at posts 20 (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=5726967&postcount=20) and 23 (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=5727000&postcount=23). Truly, his is the voice of one who cries out in the desert.
WHY!!!? WHY? Why is my beer warm?

[Manopolus]

I already know the new name, but am not at liberty to reveal it at this time. Come join my new cult and you will eventually see the light.

...or maybe not.

[LibraryLady]

Sheldon.

[ZirconBlue]

Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim.

. . . Junior.

[Trent Wray]

Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim. You forgot to add Rosenbaum to the end of that ...

[Lisa Simpson]

Okay... after much contemplation and prayer, the answer is:

Bob Bobbity Bob Bob Sheldonjew Obama Ron Paul Guillermo Jebus Ozzy Big T Darren Ron Jeremy Sledge Chuck Norris Doris roflmao Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo Monster Gareth Gobblecoque Khawdash Jeezy Creezy James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree Flipper Jeezter Alfred Jezeera Darwin Gary Ablett Junior Slappy McGillicutty Zengelbert Bingledack J Chriddy John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ Nick Soapdish General Junion Jenna Jameson Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim Sheldon Rosenbaum Junior

[Trent Wray]

Okay... after much contemplation and prayer, the answer is:

Bob Bobbity Bob Bob Sheldonjew Obama Ron Paul Guillermo Jebus Ozzy Big T Darren Ron Jeremy Sledge Chuck Norris Doris roflmao Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo Monster Gareth Gobblecoque Khawdash Jeezy Creezy James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree Flipper Jeezter Alfred Jezeera Darwin Gary Ablett Junior Slappy McGillicutty Zengelbert Bingledack J Chriddy John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ Nick Soapdish General Junion Jenna Jameson Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim Sheldon Rosenbaum Junior
You forgot to add Rodriguez to the end of that ...

[John Jones]

your winnings, sir.

Norm

thx. :d

[Infanta]

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

[Lisa Simpson]

You forgot to add Rodriguez to the end of that ...

Actually I thought I forgot Rama-lama-ding-dong.

[Trent Wray]

Actually I thought I forgot Rama-lama-ding-dong. Well, you forgot to add Jong Il to this :)

[Lucian]

Okay... after much contemplation and prayer, the answer is:

Bob Bobbity Bob Bob Sheldonjew Obama Ron Paul Guillermo Jebus Ozzy Big T Darren Ron Jeremy Sledge Chuck Norris Doris roflmao Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo Monster Gareth Gobblecoque Khawdash Jeezy Creezy James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree Flipper Jeezter Alfred Jezeera Darwin Gary Ablett Junior Slappy McGillicutty Zengelbert Bingledack J Chriddy John Jacob Jingleheimer Christ Nick Soapdish General Junion Jenna Jameson Abu al-Qasim Muhammad Ibn Abd Allah Ibn Abd al-Muttalib Ibn Hashim Sheldon Rosenbaum Junior

You forgot to add Rodriguez to the end of that ...

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

Actually I thought I forgot Rama-lama-ding-dong.

Well, you forgot to add Jong Il to this :)

Of Ulm.

[rorylee]

But in all seriousness, Rory ..... according to that very bibble book your op quotes from, it tells you what Jesus' new name will be: "King of Kings and Lord of Lords." It's gonna be one wicked tattoo on his thigh, I'm thinking with some tribal thorn design as well.

Of course, if it's written in chatspeak, it will read: KOK lol ;)

I wouldn't say that's 'his' new name, but perhaps his 'fathers, God's' or the 'city of his God's' name, which of cause is still 'his' name.

[Sean84]

Next hint: "Often Wrong"

42 Nerdpoints for nerding up the answer.

Another clue: He created life in his own image and really ********** it up.

All participants still have a chance to steal this round.

[Think_Tank]

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

Of Ulm.

With all the Python references, I'm surprised no-one's suggested Brian yet :D

"Alright - I AM the Messiah!"

"He is! He IS the Messiah"

"Now.... :rule10 OFF!!!"

[Trent Wray]

With all the Python references, I'm surprised no-one's suggested Brian yet :D

"Alright - I AM the Messiah!"

"He is! He IS the Messiah"

"Now.... :rule10 OFF!!!" Why not Brian Junior ...

[JFrankA]

Wait!!!

I just found, by very good authority and references that Jesus' new name.

It's JFrankA.



Honest! Really!!!! Would I lie to you?

[RSLancastr]

Winnar!


Jesus' new name will be Jesus, but using the Hispanic pronunciation.

So, his name will be "Chooy?"

[devnull]

Jesus did return, for I am him.

Prove otherwise.

[Trent Wray]

Jesus did return, for I am him.

Prove otherwise. Multiply tamales for the masses ...

[Elizabeth I]

Multiply tamales for the masses ...

Mmm...tamales...

[JFrankA]

Jesus did return, for I am him.

Prove otherwise.

....?

Are you changing your name to JFrankA.....?







:D

[P.J. Denyer]

[QUOTE=JFrankA;5732017]Wait!!!

I just found, by very good authority and references that Jesus' new name.

It's JFrankA.[QUOTE]

If so I wouldn't shout about it. Look what happened last time.......



Now where did I put those nails.....

[catsmate1]

Elle.

[readme.txt]

Susej

[Ausmerican]

Slartibartfast.
And verily, it shall be writ large on the fjords!

[gerdbonk]

Well, if you all know his name... Look up the number.

[JohnG]

His coming as a thief with a new name


Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Litton?

[skeptiform5]

Keith, maybe bill, no Horonglabladder! Perfect

[Tumblehome]

Jesus' new name will be Jesus, but using the Hispanic pronunciation.

That would create some confusion in the Lounge of the Gods...

Apollo: "Hey Zeus!"

Jesus: "Si?"

Apollo: "Not you, I'm calling Zeus."