An apology, and a sad confession...

[shemp]

Yes, I fear that I have done a terrible thing. You see, I have perpetrated a great fraud upon this forum, and have been the cause of much consternation and woe. I must apologize to all.

Rikzilla is my sock puppet. Yes, it's true. I have been using this horrible angry fascist beast of a sockpuppet to sow confusion and trouble throughout this forum.

My therapist says that I must confess and repent if I am to make any progress. I must put an end to this sockpuppet at once. However, if I should suffer a relapse, and you see any further posts by "Rikzilla," please do not feed my sockpuppet by replying. This will only damage my chances for a full recovery.

I am truly sorry to all who have been fooled by this horrible hoax. I only hope I can somehow make it up to all of you.

Sincerely,
Shemp.

[Crossbow]

Wow! That 'Shemp' is one sneaky guy.

He setup his alter-ego via sock-puppet 'Rikzilla' about 15 months before he setup his own true account. Gee whiz, I am starting to think that he tossed out all that 'Planet X' stuff to further obfuscate his true identity as well.

Sneaky stuff indeed.

:p

[tamiO]

Of course, I already knew this. :D

[Mr Manifesto]

Shemp was forced to confess after a heated meeting of the Secret Clique. Apparently rik was started to fill a moron gap in the forum. Shemp felt JREF was getting too brainy. He has now seen the error of his ways, and the Grand Walrus shall be lenient in sentencing.

[Giz]

Couldn't hardly tell them apart anyway...

[Lothian]

Originally posted by Giz
Couldn't hardly tell them apart anyway... It is quite easy if you look at the avatars. One is of a hideous monster and Rik's in colour.

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by Crossbow
Wow! That 'Shemp' is one sneaky guy.

He setup his alter-ego via sock-puppet 'Rikzilla' about 15 months before he setup his own true account. Gee whiz, I am starting to think that he tossed out all that 'Planet X' stuff to further obfuscate his true identity as well.

Sneaky stuff indeed.

:p

Obfuscating is what Shemp does best. :rolleyes:

A bogus debater, he picks a bogus stooge for his avatar. Sneaky in it's subtlety,..yet a very apt choice.

You're an amusing guy when you want to be Shemp, but stick to the jokes and jabs....'cause you just don't do "serious" very well.

-z

[shemp]

Originally posted by rikzilla


Obfuscating is what Shemp does best. :rolleyes:

A bogus debater, he picks a bogus stooge for his avatar. Sneaky in it's subtlety,..yet a very apt choice.

You're an amusing guy when you want to be Shemp, but stick to the jokes and jabs....'cause you just don't do "serious" very well.

-z

I'm afraid I've had a relapse and done it again! I have again posted as my sockpuppet "rikzilla," and attacked myself. I had better call my therapist and schedule another appointment.

Again, I ask everyone to please not respond to my sockpuppet "rikzilla" in order to assist with my recovery. Thank you.

[headscratcher4]

Ah, but I had lunch with Rickzilla...which suggests, if anything, You are Rick's sock pupet...or I drank a beer with a Phantom....whoa, now I'm scared in a Twilght Zone sort of way.

[rikzilla]

Originally posted by headscratcher4
Ah, but I had lunch with Rickzilla...which suggests, if anything, You are Rick's sock pupet...or I drank a beer with a Phantom....whoa, now I'm scared in a Twilght Zone sort of way.

Well man, he's right about one thing, he does need to make that call to his therapist. :D

Listen, a buddy of mine is coming to town monday the 27th. He's a Coastie and since Fox News interviewed him last week he's bound to be brimming with an un-Godly amount of self-importance.
Since the Sept. 11, 2001, terror attacks on the United States, all cruise ships coming into U.S. ports have been subjected to intense security. Lt. Cmdr. Ted Ferring (search), chief of Miami port operations, said ports are prepared for all ships, big and small.

"We've been ready for a long time," he said. "Prior to 9/11 the cruise line industry and Coast Guard worked very closely together to control access to the facilities that the cruise line business does in America."


The Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,108146,00.html)
Ted's been a bud of mine for a long time....I can talk him into buying ALL the beers. You can help me burst his bubble. :D Bring the boy back down to earth. He's a good guy, and now that he's head Coastie in Miami....I'm taking it upon myself to make sure he doesn't start taking himself too seriously. You wanna help? Gonna be big fun!

-z

[specious_reasons]

Shouldn't Shemp's sockpuppets be called "Fake Shemps"?

[Crossbow]

Dag gone Shemp!

Keep your evil self under control or I will use the Transporter to fuse you two guys into one person.

:D

[shemp]

Originally posted by rikzilla


Well man, he's right about one thing, he does need to make that call to his therapist. :D

Listen, a buddy of mine is coming to town monday the 27th. He's a Coastie and since Fox News interviewed him last week he's bound to be brimming with an un-Godly amount of self-importance.



The Link (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,108146,00.html)
Ted's been a bud of mine for a long time....I can talk him into buying ALL the beers. You can help me burst his bubble. :D Bring the boy back down to earth. He's a good guy, and now that he's head Coastie in Miami....I'm taking it upon myself to make sure he doesn't start taking himself too seriously. You wanna help? Gonna be big fun!

-z

It's getting worse. Now my sockpuppet "rikzilla" is making bar dates with another of my sockpuppets, "headscratcher4." Somebody stop me!