god as firewall / antivirus

[I'll_buy_that]

Rabbi Offers Prayer for Web Porn Browsers

"Please God, help me cleanse the computer of viruses and evil photographs which disturb and ruin my work..., so that I shall be able to cleanse myself (of sin)," reads the benediction by Shlomo Eliahu, chief rabbi in the northern town of Safed.

The rabbi recommends that Jews recite the prayer when they log on to the Internet or even program it to flash up on their computer screens so they are spiritually covered whether they enter a porn site intentionally or by mistake.


You can try this, but I don't think it will work. Although it should be an easy test of god's computer savvyness. :)

[c4ts]

Yes! Now I'm spiritaully covered for porn. Thanks rabbi!

[DarkMagician]

So God can actually work on computers.

Well, God please bless this personal com--
Wait a second!
Red, don't ease up on the porn bandwidth!

[Iacchus]

What's wrong with asking God for a little sanctity? And, while it may not necessarily guarantee anything, maybe the important thing is that we recognize the need and then ask?

[Dancing David]

Originally posted by Iacchus
What's wrong with asking God for a little sanctity? And, while it may not necessarily guarantee anything, maybe the important thing is that we recognize the need and then ask?

Right on!

I was thinking that it was a way for those who wish to avoid pornography to bolster thier resolve.(Considering that god made the pornographer too.) They could always weld thier zippers shut as well. (Oh Lord, gird my loins!)

I saw a thing on Yahoo new where there were a bunch of Nippon bussiness men who were having thier computers blessed at a Shinto shrine.

Maybe we should wear gloves when we surf the internet?

[EdipisReks]

Originally posted by Dancing David


Maybe we should wear gloves when we surf the internet?

i already wear rubber gloves. it makes clean up easier.