There's some good stuff here...

[Charlie in Dayton]

Text messages from Jesus (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0002/20040116/1115154146.htm)

Russian Army on beer run...
The Prologue (http://channels.netscape.com/ns/pf/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0002/20040120/0859278379.htm)
The Epilogue (http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/01/21/offbeat.russia.beer/index.html)

Winston Churchill's pet parrot is still alive and squawking (sometimes)... (http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc=FF-RTO-reodd&idq=/ff/story/0002%2F20040120%2F0855278283.htm&sc=reodd)

Michael,I wouldn't be using him for a character reference... (http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/story.jsp?idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040118%2F1640217608.htm&sc=1403)

[Julia]

You're right, there is some good stuff here! I really liked the one about WC's parrot "staying in shape" by dancing. A much better choice then lifting weights.

[garys_2k]

That beer story almost made me cry!