Don't drink coffee

[Agammamon]

and skip the departure lounge bar before flying.


Attention, passengers: queuing for the loo is forbidden for 14 hours (http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/01/06/1073268036714.html)

More security theater brought to you by the fine people of the TSA acting troupe.

[karl]

"Attention, passengers: this is a no-toilet flight. Diapers and bedpans will be served when we reach cruising altitude."

[Jocko]

First they ban weapons, then smoking, then cut back on the booze availability, and now this. It's a slippery slope, I tell you!

But think about the subtle logic in this: if someone came into the cockpit with a handful of his own poop and demanded a detour to Cuba, would you argue with him?

When pooping is outlawed, only outlaws will have poop.