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little grey rabbit
8th June 2010, 09:41 PM
Christopher Hitchens once memorably claimed that Osama choose 9/11 because this (apparently with a bit of fudging) was the date that the Turks were defeated at the Gates of Vienna.

Nice try Chrissie, but we Illuminati give up our secrets not so easily.

What Mr Hitchens is unaware is that we Illuminati are fans of the Julian Calendar, rejecting the Gregorian Calendar as the poisoned fruit of the Catholic counter-reformation that it most surely is.

Which means 9/11 is really 29 August. Actually Christopher "Martini" Hitchens would be pleased to know there are actually a number of Ottoman candidates of 29 August in the pre-Gregorian era...
1521 – The Ottoman Turks capture Nándorfehérvár, now known as Belgrade.
1526 – Battle of Mohács: The Ottoman Turks led by Suleiman the Magnificent defeat and kill the last Jagiellonian king of Hungary and Bohemia.
1541 – The Ottoman Turks capture Buda, the capital of the Hungarian Kingdom.
all of which Osama might wish to celebrate.
It is also the Feast of the Beheading of John the Baptist - who is not popular with everyone by any stretch of the imagination.

However, 29 August is also New Year's Day of the ancient Egyptian calendar
In 238 BC, the Ptolemaic rulers decreed that every fourth year should be 366 days long rather than 365. The Egyptians, most of whom were farmers, did not accept the reform, as it was the agricultural seasons that made up their year. The reform eventually went into effect with the introduction of the "Alexandrian calendar" by Augustus in 26/25 BC, which included a sixth epagomenal day for the first time in 22 BCE. This almost stopped the movement of the first day of the year, 1 Thoth, relative to the seasons, leaving it on 29 August in the Julian calendar except in the year before a Julian leap year, when a sixth epagomenal day occurred on 29 August, shifting 1 Thoth to 30 August.

And what could be more natural for the cryptic Pharaonic cult infiltrating America to choose New Years Day to celebrate their dark rites?

As Dan Brown memorably put it: "So dark, the con of man!"

Macgyver1968
8th June 2010, 09:49 PM
Or...they could have chosen the date because it was Tuesday, and they were big fans of 50's actress Tuesday Weld (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tuesday_Weld)

Sword_Of_Truth
8th June 2010, 09:50 PM
Someone just redlined the old Screw Loose Change quack-o-metre.

Dave Rogers
8th June 2010, 10:14 PM
So your conclusion is that the date chosen for the attacks is entirely consistent with it being chosen by Osama bin Laden, but could also be consistent with it being chosen by someone else?

Congratulations on presenting the least conclusive argument ever to grace this forum. Even you don't seem to know what it proves.

Dave

Sam.I.Am
8th June 2010, 10:51 PM
Someone apparently has a raging clue...

Bell
8th June 2010, 11:13 PM
And maybe the date has no specific meaning whatsoever. Think about it!

DC
8th June 2010, 11:45 PM
we Illuminati give up our secrets not so easily.

:dl:

lionking
8th June 2010, 11:59 PM
From his posts, I don't think little grey rabbit believes that Osama had anything to do with 9/11.

BigAl
9th June 2010, 04:39 AM
Christopher Hitchens once memorably claimed that Osama choose 9/11 because this (apparently with a bit of fudging) was the date that the Turks were defeated at the Gates of Vienna.

Nice try Chrissie, but we Illuminati give up our secrets not so easily.

What Mr Hitchens is unaware is that we Illuminati are fans of the Julian Calendar, rejecting the Gregorian Calendar as the poisoned fruit of the Catholic counter-reformation that it most surely is.

Which means 9/11 is really 29 August. Actually Christopher "Martini" Hitchens would be pleased to know there are actually a number of Ottoman candidates of 29 August in the pre-Gregorian era...
1521 – The Ottoman Turks capture Nándorfehérvár, now known as Belgrade.
1526 – Battle of Mohács: The Ottoman Turks led by Suleiman the Magnificent defeat and kill the last Jagiellonian king of Hungary and Bohemia.
1541 – The Ottoman Turks capture Buda, the capital of the Hungarian Kingdom.
all of which Osama might wish to celebrate.
It is also the Feast of the Beheading of John the Baptist - who is not popular with everyone by any stretch of the imagination.

However, 29 August is also New Year's Day of the ancient Egyptian calendar


And what could be more natural for the cryptic Pharaonic cult infiltrating America to choose New Years Day to celebrate their dark rites?

As Dan Brown memorably put it: "So dark, the con of man!"

This seems to belong in some other forum. It certainly has nothing to do with 9/11.

lionking
9th June 2010, 04:41 AM
This seems to belong in some other forum. It certainly has nothing to do with 9/11.
Agreed. Do we have a bat crap crazy part?

Damien Evans
9th June 2010, 04:47 AM
Agreed. Do we have a bat crap crazy part?

I thought this was the bat crap crazy part?

lionking
9th June 2010, 04:51 AM
Yeah, you're right Damien. What am I doing here?????

Bell
9th June 2010, 04:58 AM
Everything is upside down now! :eek:

Pardalis
9th June 2010, 05:00 AM
As Dan Brown memorably put it: "So dark, the con of man!"

You are aware that Dan Brown writes fiction?

lionking
9th June 2010, 05:05 AM
Everything is upside down now! :eek:
We aussies are allowed out to play sometimes.;)

Bell
9th June 2010, 05:17 AM
We aussies are allowed out to play sometimes.;)

Yes, I forgot. Australia is a penal colony :p

lionking
9th June 2010, 05:22 AM
Yes, I forgot. Australia is a penal colony :p
Wait till we kick your arse in the World Cup.:duck:

fitzgibbon
9th June 2010, 05:29 AM
You are aware that Dan Brown writes fiction?

That's what Brown wants you to think. In fact, he's a fiendishly clever, deep-research documentarian hiding the truth in plain sight. :wink8:

Scott Sommers
9th June 2010, 05:30 AM
He's just messin' with you. There's no way anyone could really believe this crap.

fagin
9th June 2010, 05:31 AM
Wait till we kick your arse in the World Cup.:duck:

About as likely as Little Grey Rabbit making sense about anything.

little grey rabbit
9th June 2010, 10:14 PM
Incidentally, Christopher Hitchens is welcome to make this dating theory is own

http://www.counterpunch.org/cockburn05072003.html

SpitfireIX
10th June 2010, 03:59 AM
Yes, I forgot. Australia is a penal colony :p


http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/170604a572c36d4dda.jpg

"Heh, heh-heh. You said 'penal'. Heh-heh, heh."

Drudgewire
10th June 2010, 07:32 AM
This seems to belong in some other forum. It certainly has nothing to do with 9/11.


Humor, right?

Bell
10th June 2010, 09:43 AM
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/170604a572c36d4dda.jpg

"Heh, heh-heh. You said 'penal'. Heh-heh, heh."

*smack* Shut up Beavis! I'm trying to follow this thread!

djlunacee
10th June 2010, 10:39 AM
Holy dates on multiple calendars batman!!!!! What do we do now?

paloalto
10th June 2010, 12:31 PM
After Mohammed Atta thought everything was ready, he picked the date for this al Qaeda attack.

He selected this date based on a number of factors, factors which should be obvious to everyone by now.

twinstead
10th June 2010, 12:43 PM
The fact that some really silly crap makes some people go, "hmmmmm" makes me go, "hmmmmm".

Dog Town
10th June 2010, 02:34 PM
"hmmmmm".

Arseno Hall reply for $200, please, Alex.

Thunder
10th June 2010, 06:39 PM
9-11 was chosen because it was a Jewish holiday, and lots of Jews would be home....plotting.

:p