Spirituality- the rational alternative

[Captain.Sassy]

Sometimes as I work, I like to listen to gurus on youtube. Spiritual gurus.

Most of the time I just like the monotonous drone of their voices in the background. Once in a while, though, I'll stop concentrating on my work and pay attention to what they have to say.

Ususally it's pure gold, but this one here is solid friggin' platinum encrusted with rubies:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BGtFA8zbfI

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Youtube link, click to watch.

[Marduk]

woohoo, where do I send my cash
:D

[Captain.Sassy]

I accept paypal donations on behalf of any guru.

I keep the money for this lifetime but make sure to pay it back in the next, with interest.

[blobru]

... Ususally it's pure gold, but this one here is solid friggin' platinum encrusted with rubies: --

Holy cow jumped over the moon, Cap'n Sassy! You weren't kidding. :cuckooclo

Not surprisingly, watching that a couple of questions occurred to me. Tried to post but couldn't at youtube: my bad, or else his guruviness Acharya Shree Yogeesh (or one of his handlers) has switched off comments. Anyway -- cut & paste --

Not to be rude, but... what is your evidence that:

the moon was once populated?
the moon was destroyed in a nuclear war?
Europeans were the last to come to the Earth from the moon? (Note: Because America was first to land on the moon and Europeans are taller than Asians is not very good evidence)
other humans came from Mars & Jupiter?
there is no gravity on the moon?
living on the moon can cure depression?

Because you seem like a nice enough guy, you know. Just a little clueless.

Many thanks for the link: both gutbusting hilarious, and strangely soothing. Can't wait for the next installment. :wide-eyed

[Jack Knave]

For the right kind of money I'd say the same thing. Any offers ??

[The True Scotsman]

His voice is relaxing to listen to, but what he is saying is utter drivel.