In the Anti-Xian America

[Theodore Kurita]

"Atheists often try to scare Christians into disbelief by yelling that after they die they will be sent to the earth's firey core and tormented by Nietzsche for eternity."
- Unknown

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by Theodore Kurita
"Atheists often try to scare Christians into disbelief by yelling that after they die they will be sent to the earth's firey core and tormented by Nietzsche for eternity."
- Unknown Riiiiiiight. I can't tell how often I hear that one.

:rolleyes:

[tdn]

Originally posted by Upchurch
Riiiiiiight. I can't tell how often I hear that one.

Sure you can. It's OK to say "never", really, it is. ;)

[Marc]

that was # 112 of the 218 items demonstrating the Anti-Xtian bias of america (http://www.infidels.org/misc/humor/lioaca.html)

I like # 30

Many Christians are afraid to admit their Christianity to their parents and friends, for fear their kin will consider them immoral Christian scum and want nothing to do with them

[Jet Grind]

nice sig.

[frisian]

Originally posted by Theodore Kurita
"Atheists often try to scare Christians into disbelief by yelling that after they die they will be sent to the earth's firey core and tormented by Nietzsche for eternity."
- Unknown

Funny, I am a Christian and find Nietzsche quite amusing. I don't follow how the Nietzsche portion would be torture.

[Upchurch]

Originally posted by frisian

Funny, I am a Christian and find Nietzsche quite amusing. I don't follow how the Nietzsche portion would be torture. What isn't explained in the quote is that Nietzsche tortures you, not with his philosophy, but by playing the bagpipes.

What? You didn't know Nietzsche played the bagpipes? He doesn't.:re:

[frisian]

Originally posted by Upchurch
What isn't explained in the quote is that Nietzsche tortures you, not with his philosophy, but by playing the bagpipes.

What? You didn't know Nietzsche played the bagpipes? He doesn't.:re:

:hit:

[Keneke]

Nice icon, Frisian. Where's it from?

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by Marc
that was # 112 of the 218 items demonstrating the Anti-Xtian bias of america (http://www.infidels.org/misc/humor/lioaca.html)

I like # 30

Many Christians are afraid to admit their Christianity to their parents and friends, for fear their kin will consider them immoral Christian scum and want nothing to do with them
I like number #95:

In small towns and communities all over the U.S. Atheist horns awake Christians at midnight on Saturdays preventing them from getting a good night's sleep before their Sabbath. Fortunately for much of the population, few church bells wake Atheists who want to sleep in on Sundays.

[The idea]

This one is good:

At baseball games, you can often spot people carrying signs that read "Origin Of Species, page 34".

[Demon Yoyoloach]

I like #75

Atheists regularly go door-to-door on Sunday mornings asking people not to go to church with them.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by Theodore Kurita
"Atheists often try to scare Christians into disbelief by yelling that after they die they will be sent to the earth's firey core and tormented by Nietzsche for eternity."
- Unknown

I wish it were that easy.

[c4ts]

Originally posted by frisian


:hit:

[Prospero]

c4ts, I'd be offended if I weren't so amused. :dl:

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by Keneke
Nice icon, Frisian. Where's it from?
Under the smilies window, you click a link which says "Get More".

A new window pops up, and you can choose from an asortment of smilies.

To make the smilie Frisian made, you use this vbCode:

:hit: