Lost something? Try numerlogy

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Someone at another forum turned me on to this foolproof method for finding lost objects:

http://www.decoz.com/LostObjects.htm

Consider the implications for evolution.

~~ Paul

[Goshawk]

Well, I tried it on my missing Dover miniature score of Bach's Magnificat, and it told me:Don't bother looking for it. The chances of finding it are remote, and it has already been badly damaged.Since it's certainly in the house somewhere, I don't know how it could be "damaged".

Unless the shoemaker's elves were using it for scratch paper again...

dang it, you guys, do your figgerin' with the CALCULATOR

[Cecil]

I tried it on my missing Twisted Metal 2 CD. My number was 734623981, and it told me 43 Lost Object number
It is near a place of rest, a bed or a lounge. It may also be between folded sheets or blankets. Lo and behold, it was under my bed! Wow!

I'm a convert! :D

[Yahweh]

My pet rat escaped from his cage, he's been missing for quite a while. I suspect he's dead...

In the mean time, my number was:
487631294

Those add up to 44.


44 coinsides with:
The object is in a dirty place, or in a part of the house that is being remodeled, and it will be found by a worker.

My house is immaculate, nothing is being remodeled, I have no co-workers and even if did I suspect they'll throw the rat away if they found it. Thanks for nothing.

[El Greco]

I tried this with a girl with whom we've been unexpectedly separated, but the answer puzzled me:

Look near a religious artifact in your house or in the house to the east of you.

Since I'm quite sure she's not in my house, I guess she must be cohabiting with the 90 year old man who lives in the house east of mine ?

[Jeff Corey]

My nine digit number added up to nine. And a young person has it, whatever it is. I think it was my memory, but I can't be sure. But it will be innocently returned as a gift, I think.

[Wolrab]

I lost my virginity over twenty years ago.
54 Lost Object number
It is carried around, or otherwise being transferred from one place to another. Recovery is certain, but it will take some time.

[tamiO]

Yahweh

LQQK at my eYe.
Don't make me get my hoody.

[iSani]

Apparently, my lost key is somewhere near foot gear. There's only three pairs of shoes in my closet, and it wasn't there. Not in the sock drawer either, in case they count. But hey, it could be lying on the street and be close to the foot gear of lots of people! :)

[Abdul Alhazred]

Originally posted by Paul C. Anagnostopoulos
Someone at another forum turned me on to this foolproof method for finding lost objects:

http://www.decoz.com/LostObjects.htm

Consider the implications for evolution.

~~ Paul

Six squared is thirty six. Add up the numbers from one to thirty six and see what you get. Go ahead try it. :p

[tamiO]

Originally posted by Yahweh
My pet rat escaped from his cage, he's been missing for quite a while. I suspect he's dead...

In the mean time, my number was:
487631294

Those add up to 44.




44 means that your pet rat is about to have an angelic encounter. The double number signifies a gate; a transition is happening in the Now. Today is Saturday, which is the 7th day and the 7th planet (another double number!) and when we subtract it from next Tuesday we get -4 (another 4! :) only it's negative.. :( ).

When we combine the 44 we get 8.
The number 8 is a sign of infinity (God) and a symbol of near completion. 8 also looks like a pair of glasses, which indicates deep wisdom and gnowing.

I could go on and on.... :D

[Mercutio]

I cheated. I chose something that is lost to me, but which I know where is.

#31-It is near moving water, not far from the house. You will find it.

Um, no, it is extremely far from the house. And what does moving water mean? a river? a hose? If it means the sea, that opens up most of the populated areas of the world for where my object could be. I will find it? But I gave it away...

[Ladewig]

At least you folks got answers. When I wrote down 100000001, I was told that "the numbers 1 through 5 do not apply." :(


From site "the LARGEST [emphasis theirs] site on the web devoted exclusively to numerology!" I guess size does matter.

[zakur]

Numerology? Hah! Nonsense.

Just do what my mother does when she loses something. Pray to St. Anthony of Padua, the patron saint of lost items:

"Tony, Tony, look around
Something's lost and must be found"

Works every time.

[Powa]

Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred
Six squared is thirty six. Add up the numbers from one to thirty six and see what you get. Go ahead try it. :p
*gasp* :eek:

[El Greco]

Let's see what it has to say about my lost soul:

It was lost on your way to a place you visit regularly, such as a grocery store, a friend's home in the neighborhood, or your place of work. It is visible and in the open.

[Paul C. Anagnostopoulos]

Oh, this is rich! I didn't see this page before:

http://www.decoz.com/Calculations.htm

Read the text in the box.

~~ Paul

[Goshawk]

[reads box]

Uhhh...

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by tamiO
44 means that your pet rat is about to have an angelic encounter. The double number signifies a gate; a transition is happening in the Now. Today is Saturday, which is the 7th day and the 7th planet (another double number!) and when we subtract it from next Tuesday we get -4 (another 4! :) only it's negative.. :( ).

When we combine the 44 we get 8.
The number 8 is a sign of infinity (God) and a symbol of near completion. 8 also looks like a pair of glasses, which indicates deep wisdom and gnowing.

I could go on and on.... :D


Like, whooooooa :c1:

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by tamiO
Yahweh

LQQK at my eYe.
Don't make me get my hoody.
I'm a real scared scared now :re: Ooooh!


I own dozens of hoodies, XXXL they all are, grab your hoody I DARE YA!

[Abdul Alhazred]

Originally posted by Powa

*gasp* :eek:

Now that you are in my power, I require of you the following:

You must kiss my boots, regardless of whether or not I am wearing them.

I will specify precisely what part of my boots you shall kiss.

Deal? :p

[Ladewig]

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THE CAPSTONE, AND THE CORNERSTONE

[T]he first letter of your name (use your first name at birth) is called the Cornerstone. It gives you an indication of your character, particularly in the way you approach opportunities and obstacles.

The last letter of your first name reveals your ability and attitude toward finishing projects that you start. This letter is called your Capstone. Together, your Cornerstone and Capstone can tell you much about your capacity to start and finish a project successfully.

Yes, why didn't I see the similarites between Jimmy Carter, Joan Crawford, James Caan, James Coco, Jackie Chan, Johnny Carson, and Jackie Collins?

[Powa]

Originally posted by Ladewig
Yes, why didn't I see the similarites between Jimmy Carter, Joan Crawford, James Caan, James Coco, Jackie Chan, Johnny Carson, and Jackie Collins?
And if you change your first name, it's as good as brain surgery, right?

[Powa]

Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred
Now that you are in my power, I require of you the following:

You must kiss my boots, regardless of whether or not I am wearing them.

I will specify precisely what part of my boots you shall kiss.

Deal? :p
No deal. Begone, the Evil One, or I'll do something to your posterior with my own boots. :D

[Abdul Alhazred]

Originally posted by Powa

No deal. Begone, the Evil One, or I'll do something to your posterior with my own boots. :D

Aw shucks. OK I'll be gone for now, but ya gotta admit it was worth a try. :p

[Jeff Corey]

Originally posted by Ladewig
Yes, why didn't I see the similarites between Jimmy Carter, Joan Crawford, James Caan, James Coco, Jackie Chan, Johnny Carson, and Jackie Collins?
Not to mention Jesus Christ and me.

[Kerberos]

Originally posted by Jeff Corey

Not to mention Jesus Christ and me.
And the even more striking similarity betwen Jesus and James Randi. Especially since both the Cornerstone and Capstone match. :D

[LW]

Originally posted by Abdul Alhazred


Six squared is thirty six. Add up the numbers from one to thirty six and see what you get. Go ahead try it. :p

What a freaky coincidence. When I asked the page where my amethyst is, my number summed to 36, which amounts to:

It is in the possession of someone close to you. Look in the closets and storage places of other members of your household.

Have I mentioned that live alone? Or else my stuffed bean lizard has taken it.

So why I, rational sceptic, carry around an amethyst? Well, it makes a nice conversation starter in parties as you explain that in the Middle Ages they were used as poison detectors. Not to mention that in the game Nethack amethysts turn potions of booze into fruit juice.

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by Yahweh
My pet rat escaped from his cage, he's been missing for quite a while. I suspect he's dead...

In the mean time, my number was:
487631294

Those add up to 44.

44 coinsides with:
The object is in a dirty place, or in a part of the house that is being remodeled, and it will be found by a worker.


My house is immaculate, nothing is being remodeled, I have no co-workers and even if did I suspect they'll throw the rat away if they found it. Thanks for nothing.
Update:

I did eventually find my rat.

Over the weekend, I decided to take all the rat and hamster parts out of my bedroom. I was going to worry about cleaning the cedar chips out of the cage later.

Later on, Pa Yahweh asked me if I wanted to keep any of the rat cage parts. I said No. Neat, looks like I just got out of having to clean up the rat cage parts.

About 5 minutes later, Pa Yahweh comes back up again. He says he found the rat.

There it was, all dried out, stiff, and not unlike petrified wood: My rat.

He died in his cage. I suspected he escaped because I noticed the morning my rat was "lost" that a few parts of his cage had disconnected.

The cage did not smell at all... weird...

The rat died of old age.


Here is my Numerology prediction again:
The object is in a dirty place, or in a part of the house that is being remodeled, and it will be found by a worker.

Well, the cage was dirty. (One thing I like about rats, they usually pick one area in their home to use as their bathroom, and then they piss and schvitz in every other part of the house as well...)

The rats cage had come disconnected when I "lost" him. During the time I decided to take this Numerology test, most of the parts of the cage were in disconnected pieces on the floor (mysteriously, the entire cage had been taken apart, except for the area where the dead rat was locaed).

The rat was found by the one who financially supports the family, my Pa.

I believe, I believe...