Something that didn't work at ALL at TAM8

[kittynh]

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So our dear friend Matt decided to do the old "Coffee creamer fork in the eye" trick. Sadly, Paperskater ended up with fake eye goop all over her. Yes yet another time I wish I have a video camera going.

The Coronado Cafe wait staff seemed very confused, but even though this was the day before TAM started, they seemed to expect the unexpected from the TAM8 gang.

[Hokulele]

... Sadly, Paperskater ended up with fake eye goop all over her. ...


*Looks at pictures*

Um, er, *cough*...



Maybe it would be best if I didn't comment.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

She's hot even covered with gunk.

[Hokulele]

Aaaaaand that post didn't help...

[kittynh]

I know I know....

poor Paperskater, the internet is humming with photographs of her tied up with a bunny stuffed in her mouth... and not these photographs...

[joobz]

Welcome to the internet.
Please remember to pick up your guide to sexual innuendos at the door.

[SkepticScott]

Matt,
You really should practice your tricks privately before doing them with someone "down-range". :D

[kittynh]

or at least yell "INCOMING!"

[Hokulele]

I...

I...

I...


OK, look. I really, really, really, really am trying not to make any inappropriate comments regarding the OP, but none of you are helping.

[TobiasTheViking]

I had NOTHING to do with that picture.

Nothing at all.

No how, no way.

[Lolly]

Well, Matt might have been glad he came...

Paperskater - not so much.

[Phlebas]

Ew, he got it in her hair. That's simply rude.

[Wowbagger]

I got a little of that coffee creamer on me, too, and nobody seems to care about it. :(

Why does Paperskater get all the attention?!!

(If you look closely, you can see a small bit of my glasses sticking into the second photo.)

[arthwollipot]

I... um...

okay.

Well, I guess I...

Hm.

okay.

I... er...

No, I think I'll share this moment with Hokulele. I can't say anything remotely appropriate here.

I'm turning away now. This is me, turning away.

[kmortis]

Wow....just wow.
I'll get suspended if I say anything else.

Wowbagger, sorry about your glasses, I know how hard it is to get that stuff off of them.

[dasmiller]

I got a little of that coffee creamer on me, too, and nobody seems to care about it. :(

Why does Paperskater get all the attention?!!

Yes, that is a puzzler . . . :rolleyes:

[quarky]

I often wondered what internet porn was all about.

At least he had the decency of having a towel nearby.

[saganite]

The self-containment on this thread is admirable!

Which is more than I can say for Matt.

[kittynh]

Well, Matt might have been glad he came...

Paperskater - not so much.

I mean I wish I could declare a winner...that's pretty good...

Well what happens in Vegas...gets posted all over the darn internet...

[Sharklauncher]

Well, Matt might have been glad he came...

Paperskater - not so much.

I... Uh... Well... Yeah.

Maybe we ought to stop there.

[Wowbagger]

I don't know why you're all acting so shy. It was just coffee creamer.

[shadron]

Better that than ... ectoplasm.

Maybe.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I don't know why you're all acting so shy. It was just coffee creamer.

Only a sicko would think it was something else.

[phyz]

I don't know why you're all acting so shy. It was just coffee creamer.

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

[Phlebas]

Matt, just for my own curiosity and self-evaluation -- how far away were you from Paperskater when this happened?

And did Wowbagger's proximity help or hinder with the distance/duration?

[KingMerv00]

You shame the name Matt, Matt.

[Wowbagger]

Matt, just for my own curiosity and self-evaluation -- how far away were you from Paperskater when this happened?

And did Wowbagger's proximity help or hinder with the distance/duration?They were about one standard dining table away.

I was off to the side. My proximity neither helped nor hindered.

[The Central Scrutinizer]

They were about one standard dining table away.

I was off to the side. My proximity neither helped nor hindered.

Unless you did something to stimulate Matt into doing this.

[FramerDave]

Looks like it worked pretty darned well.

[Phlebas]

They were about one standard dining table away.

I was off to the side. My proximity neither helped nor hindered.

Only Matt could say that for sure.

[Wowbagger]

Unless you did something to stimulate Matt into doing this.
Well, Matt was already simulating the jamming of the fork into his eye...

...But, I didn't say he should do it with the creamer! All I did was remind him that the creamer was usually part of the gag.... :o

[MattusMaximus]

I performed the standard trick, but at the key moment I squeezed it a bit too vigorously and the aforementioned cream flew a mighty distance... easily about 5-6 feet. As can be seen, there was... considerable... collateral damage.

Yes, folks, I'm just that good. Or bad, depending upon your point of view.

I must say, Paperskater is such a good sport. I thought, ever so briefly, that in my weakened state I was in danger of getting killed. But, as you can see, it all worked out in the end and we had many a laugh over it :)

[MattusMaximus]

*Looks at pictures*

Um, er, *cough*...

Maybe it would be best if I didn't comment.

Don't, or I'll tell everyone the real reason you gave me your room key.

What? Why are people looking at us like that?

[The Central Scrutinizer]

I performed the standard trick, but at the key moment I squeezed it a bit too vigorously and the aforementioned cream flew a mighty distance... easily about 5-6 feet. As can be seen, there was... considerable... collateral damage.

Ummm........ :eek:

[paperskater]

*snicker*

[bumlet5]

Matt, you really need to work on your aim. That poor girl got a shot in her eye. That stuff stings!

I mean, so I hear... :whistling

[MattusMaximus]

*snicker*

;)

Oh, if they only knew...

[MattusMaximus]

Ummm........ :eek:

Yeah, that's right. Your soft & mutli-colored balls have got nothing on my ability to shoot cream!

[Geek Goddess]

I had NOTHING to do with that picture.

Nothing at all.

No how, no way.

Are you saying Mr. Pinkie was NOT involved???

[arthwollipot]

All you people are evil. All of you.

[bumlet5]

All you people are evil. All of you.

And that's why everyone gets along so well here. :D

[quarky]

I only pretend to be evil.

Which, I suppose, is even more evil than plain old honest evil.


(sigh)

[dasmiller]

I'm not evil! Why, my good twin often says-

ooooh, wait a minute

[exarch]

I performed the standard trick, but at the key moment I squeezed it a bit too vigorously and the aforementioned cream flew a mighty distance... easily about 5-6 feet. As can be seen, there was... considerable... collateral damage.

Yes, folks, I'm just that good. Or bad, depending upon your point of view.

I must say, Paperskater is such a good sport. I thought, ever so briefly, that in my weakened state I was in danger of getting killed. But, as you can see, it all worked out in the end and we had many a laugh over it :)

So clearly this wasn't your first time performing this ... trick.
But what about paperskater?

[Zep]

So was this a test of distance? Or accuracy? Or both? Extra points for style, perchance? :confused:

[MattusMaximus]

So clearly this wasn't your first time performing this ... trick.
But what about paperskater?

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell :)

[UnrepentantSinner]

A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell :)

I can't imagine a gentleman would kiss at all, what with coffee creamer all over her face.

[arthwollipot]

I can't imagine a gentleman would kiss at all, what with coffee creamer all over her face.Are you kidding me?