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double_o
5th August 2010, 04:56 AM
I couldn't resist the title, but this guy is serious:
http://www.disclose.tv/action/viewvideo/51339/9_11_New_3D_Analysis/
For those of you who don't want to watch all of this I'm providing this summery, but let me tell you, the end is hilarious.

So, this guy start from "september clues" and claim that no plane hit the WTC. Then he looks at video showing flight 175 from far away and claims that it's actually a ball shaped object that hit the WTC. So he makes some bad calculations and compares the "ball" trajectory to various videos of flight 175. He finds that the trajectory of "ball" matches flight's 175 trajectory. So of course they are all fake and the image of the plane was inserted into the videos to hide the "ball". But the hiding wasn't perfect and so parts of the "ball" can be seen and this what actually the pod is, yes he brings back the pod theory. So what about the eyewitness? He copies CIT and say they are either plant agents, mistaken or were distracted.

You may think that is stupid enough but that's not the end of it. You see the "ball" shape and speed does not match any known missile or aircraft, so the only option is that the "ball" is actually a top secret remote controlled anti gravitational vehicle packed with explosives!
According to him this is a clear evidence that 9/11 was an inside job by the U.S and Israel (because for some unexplained reason the U.S couldn't have done it alone).

And why not just crash a plane into the WTC? Well, according to him crashing an actual plane will be more complicated, risky and will involve much more people then using a remote controlled top secret anti gravitational vehicle in the broad daylight and all the fakery needed.

But this guy deserve some credit, after all he did manage to combine no planers and the pod and a bit of CIT into a single theory.

NWO Sentryman
5th August 2010, 04:57 AM
:dl: :dl:

Zep
5th August 2010, 05:09 AM
I hope his medication can be adjusted more successfully.

excaza
5th August 2010, 05:09 AM
typical "debunker," you have no proof against the balls and instead resort to mocking. Balls took down the WTC and you're too blinded by the official story to realize it.

aggle-rithm
5th August 2010, 05:15 AM
This comment caught my eye:


great work! The cunning behind 911 gets creepier. Pure evil combined with a technology beyond are knowledge. We are in the stuff of nightmares. Lets hope something goes very wrong for these conniving S.O.Bs


More evidence that truthers automatically accept anything...ANYTHING...on faith, as long as it implicates the gubmint and the Joos.

Drudgewire
5th August 2010, 05:21 AM
Can't resist this NWS soundbyte:

Clerks: Are there any balls down there? (http://www.entertonement.com/clips/brhbcdqwtg--Clerks-Jason-Mewes-Jay-Dante-Hicks-About-the-biggest-pair-you-ever-seen-dingleberry)

JimBenArm
5th August 2010, 05:21 AM
Betcha didn't know that Donald Rumsfeld was heard later going "Hey, can I get a little help? You seen my ball anywhere?"

Obviousman
5th August 2010, 05:28 AM
Fantastic! this is THE ANSWER!

X
5th August 2010, 05:28 AM
Boy, the government sure has balls trying to fool us like that!

Oystein
5th August 2010, 05:51 AM
typical "debunker," you have no proof against the balls and instead resort to mocking. Balls took down the WTC and you're too blinded by the official story to realize it.

Bullocks.

The towers were bulldozed. Proof for this is the undisputable fact that Caterpillar, one of the largest builders of bulldozers, has in the past had some contracts with the DoD.

Thunder
5th August 2010, 05:53 AM
Giant balls took down the WTC?? That's impossible.

I was nowhere near the WTC, on 9-11.

:)

Dave Rogers
5th August 2010, 05:57 AM
We should be investigating AC/DC, who are well known to possess the technology for bringing this off.

Dave

timhau
5th August 2010, 05:59 AM
WTC hit by giant balls, you say? I thought it was hit by a bunch of dicks.

twinstead
5th August 2010, 06:36 AM
This thread frightens and confuses me

aggle-rithm
5th August 2010, 07:17 AM
This thread frightens and confuses me

There, there.

T.A.M.
5th August 2010, 07:24 AM
If any truther evesr comes here complaining about us calling them idiots, please link to this guy.

TAM:)

WhisperingEye
5th August 2010, 08:08 AM
I believe we've only scratched the surface of this theory.

JimBenArm
5th August 2010, 08:09 AM
I believe we've only scratched the surface of this theory.

Yes, but that goes all the way to the center of it.

T.A.M.
5th August 2010, 09:02 AM
I believe we've only scratched the surface of this theory.

I agree. The amount of ridiculous insanity that lies beneath is likely to be worse then anything we have seen so far...and that is saying something.

TAM:)

leftysergeant
5th August 2010, 09:20 AM
Giant balls? Inside job to give the GOP insuperable power?

OMG! The teabaggers did it!

R.Mackey
5th August 2010, 10:12 AM
I'm a for-real skeptic, so don't believe anything until I see it proven on YouTube.

... so here it is:

B_3TlrZLpQ0

MortFurd
5th August 2010, 10:37 AM
Umm... (checks pants)

Nope. Giant balls still in place.:D They did not destroy the WTC.

Oystein
5th August 2010, 10:43 AM
Umm... (checks pants)

Nope. Giant balls still in place.:D They did not destroy the WTC.

Reckless balls keep on destroying ;)

DGM
5th August 2010, 10:59 AM
The only think that video convinced me of is Andrew Johnson = Jammonius.


:o

Sam.I.Am
5th August 2010, 11:43 AM
I always figured that the Hulksters balls were shriveled up from all of the steroids...

alienentity
5th August 2010, 11:47 AM
Any relation to Judy Wood's 'fuzzy balls'?

DGM
5th August 2010, 11:50 AM
Any relation to Judy Wood's 'fuzzy balls'?
Judy's got fuzzy balls? Now that's an image I didn't need!


:boxedin:

alienentity
5th August 2010, 11:54 AM
Sorry, I had to go there. :p

carlitos
5th August 2010, 12:11 PM
These guys all must get their scary stock music footage from the same place.

ETA -
Thanks to Ryan Mackey for the Accept video. Cranking it now!

beachnut
5th August 2010, 12:36 PM
That was stupid. A ball type craft. What looked exactly like a 767 on a low res video, is really...
Video said, an anti-gravity propelled drone by the Israelis and US did it. Who knew a Ufology expert would solve 911?

One of many 911 truth, biggest idiots in human history (video includes other idiots on 911). Ufology?

Mike!
5th August 2010, 01:26 PM
Giant Balls? That's just silly. They were clearly just oversized spheres.

Bell
5th August 2010, 02:02 PM
Usually giant balls knock things up, not down.

dudalb
5th August 2010, 02:09 PM
You gotta give this a few points for originality. At least it is a new form of insanity instead of the Same Old S--- forms that have been boring us.

TraneWreck
5th August 2010, 02:38 PM
Giant balls penetrated the towers; the towers were teabagged; the teabaggers did 9-11!!!!!!

Furcifer
5th August 2010, 04:17 PM
Could a guy with a picture of Newton and Einstein be wrong? I don't think so.

I wonder if he thinks he's broadcasting from space?

Good night and big balls.

EventHorizon
5th August 2010, 04:40 PM
Giant balls? Inside job to give the GOP insuperable power?

OMG! The teabaggers did it!

Did you just say you were teabagging giant balls?

beachnut
5th August 2010, 05:48 PM
You gotta give this a few points for originality. At least it is a new form of insanity instead of the Same Old S--- forms that have been boring us.
He did tie the pod to the sphere showing through on the "fake" 767. He is trying to go for a single integrated story. How will he explain the people who used the Mark-1 standard eyeball to see a 767 impacting the WTC.

He forgot the anti-gravity drone was transmitting a hypnotic signal to make everyone see a 767 instead of the anti-gravity drone.

Sam.I.Am
5th August 2010, 06:25 PM
Wanted for questioning...

http://a.imageshack.us/img337/8742/wipeout67910157.jpg

The accomplice?

http://a.imageshack.us/img594/6776/wipeoutjillwagner800255.jpg

...Or the mastermind?

njslim
5th August 2010, 08:46 PM
Any relation to Judy Wood's 'fuzzy balls'?

No But I had blue balls........

Furcifer
5th August 2010, 10:33 PM
http://a.imageshack.us/img594/6776/wipeoutjillwagner800255.jpg

...Or the mastermind?

As heinous as it is, if it was ever proven Jill did it I'd forgive her.

TSR
6th August 2010, 12:13 AM
As heinous as it is, if it was ever proven Jill did it I'd forgive her.
.
Of course, Lisa is to blame, even on her honeymoon....
.

Orphia Nay
6th August 2010, 01:33 AM
9/11 Truth: It was bollocks!

aggle-rithm
6th August 2010, 06:25 AM
Wanted for questioning...

http://a.imageshack.us/img337/8742/wipeout67910157.jpg

The accomplice?

http://a.imageshack.us/img594/6776/wipeoutjillwagner800255.jpg

...Or the mastermind?

Ahh...same old story. It's the dreaded Military/Industrial/Popular Mechanics/PBS/WaterWorld complex...

Furcifer
6th August 2010, 06:31 AM
Ahh...same old story. It's the dreaded Military/Industrial/Popular Mechanics/PBS/WaterWorld complex...

Don't forget the Jewish Anti-gravity Consortium.

grmcdorman
6th August 2010, 07:25 AM
Wanted for questioning...

http://a.imageshack.us/img337/8742/wipeout67910157.jpg

The accomplice?

http://a.imageshack.us/img594/6776/wipeoutjillwagner800255.jpg

...Or the mastermind?
Wait, what's that in the background of the second image there?

Aha! Proof! :boxedin:

I Ratant
6th August 2010, 05:31 PM
As heinous as it is, if it was ever proven Jill did it I'd forgive her.
.
Not such a pushover, I'd demand some upclose and personal handling before forgiving her.
Cute broad!

Furcifer
6th August 2010, 07:19 PM
Good point, a cupping is in order.

:Banane20:

Regnad Kcin
6th August 2010, 09:05 PM
"Balls," cried the Queen. "If I had two I'd be king!"

ScottyMate
7th August 2010, 07:45 AM
OMG I found this top secret photo of the Government unavailing the anti gravity drone ball thing!! It's real!

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/971/navigator01.jpg (http://img192.imageshack.us/i/navigator01.jpg/)

9/11 Chewy Defense
7th August 2010, 10:25 AM
OMG I found this top secret photo of the Government unavailing the anti gravity drone ball thing!! It's real!

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/971/navigator01.jpg (http://img192.imageshack.us/i/navigator01.jpg/)

I remember that movie. It's called "Flight of the Navigator".

That ship looks like a giant nut, perhaps the Truthers are flying it. Since they're nuts to begin with.

Sam.I.Am
7th August 2010, 10:43 AM
My two Johns disappeared. Clearly imageshack is in on it along with the FBI. It all makes sense now... Clearly they are setting up Jill as the patsy.

Grizzly Bear
7th August 2010, 11:13 AM
OMG I found this top secret photo of the Government unavailing the anti gravity drone ball thing!! It's real!

http://img192.imageshack.us/img192/971/navigator01.jpg (http://img192.imageshack.us/i/navigator01.jpg/)

It's a giant nut!!! It's a giant nut!!

ScottyMate
7th August 2010, 01:24 PM
I remember that movie. It's called "Flight of the Navigator".


Outrageous dis-info. Incidentally, there's an artists rendering of one of the actual perpetrators behind the this ball weapon attack.

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/7564/totallynotflightofthena.jpg (http://img831.imageshack.us/i/totallynotflightofthena.jpg/)

MattTheTubaGuy
10th August 2010, 12:57 AM
my first thought was that scientist/physicist spherical horse joke :D

leftysergeant
10th August 2010, 04:24 AM
Now that I think of it, does anyone know where Congressmen Wiener and Grayson were on 9/11?