Happy Birthday Toooo KiiiiIIIIiiiim!!!

[Mr Manifesto]

N Korea marks leader's birthday (http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1046427.htm)

North Korea has marked the birthday of its leader with renewed threats to destroy the United States.

Atta boy, Kim! You tell them crazy paper tigers. Oh, and Happy Birthday, Sun of the 21st Century.

[JesFine]

That's awesome. I share a birthday with Kim Jong Il. I too plan to celebrate by vowing to mercilessly destroy the US army if they begin a war with me.

[Mr Manifesto]

Originally posted by JesFine
That's awesome. I share a birthday with Kim Jong Il. I too plan to celebrate by vowing to mercilessly destroy the US army if they begin a war with me.

Don't forget to say what a lovely house you've had since you've moved in, even while it falls down around your ears.

[Brown]

From CNN and Reuters (http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/02/16/kim.birthday.reut/index.html):North Korean publications describe Kim Jong Il as a renaissance man who has flown fighter aircraft, written operas and shot 11 holes-in-one in his first try at golf.

[charley_bigtime]

Originally posted by Brown
and shot 11 holes-in-one in his first try at golf.

Wadda muppet. LOL.

I mean - really - There's no way anyone can shoot less than 13.

[Jon_in_london]

Originally posted by Mr Manifesto


Don't forget to say what a lovely house you've had since you've moved in, even while it falls down around your ears.

And your children are starving. But you bought 5 new shotguns anyway...