The Gay Agenda

[American]

Originally posted by Ziggurat


What is The Gay Agenda?



http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%22the+gay+agenda%22


I reviewed a copy of The Gay Agenda one summer at community college when I got stuck with a metrosexual roommate named Ben. As soon as I moved in, he seemed like a pansie to me (I'm normal), and I became suspicious that he was a pot smoker, because the gays do a lot of that. So while he was at class one morning, I rifled through his desk drawer intending to find evidence to turn him in (I had a right to do that because he had borrowed my cigarette lighter (probably to smoke pot with it) and never gave it back to me). I didn't find any illegal items, but tucked way in the back I came across a small book entitled "THE GAY AGENDA" written in bold purple letters across the front. There was no author or publisher listed, nor any identifying marks of its orgin. The pages were made of hemp, I think.

I can't even describe what I read in The Gay Agenda. I mean, I could tell you, but I'd be banned because the moderators are homophobes and don't want me talking about that stuff. I only got to see a few pages, because at that moment Ben's sister arrived and invited herself in to meet me and say hi (she was staying over, for like a weekend, 'cause she was thinking of applying to a class and wanted to see what the school was like).

I never asked Ben about his book. Mostly I avoided him all summer and hung out with some exchange students I met from China or Japan (I never figured out which country exactly... all Asian countries look alike on a map).

If you ever get stuck with a roommate that looks and acts like Moby- watch out! He may be gay.

[Otther]

That post made me laugh.

Not because it was funny...

...but because it was so absurd I couldn't discern your real position.

[renata]

Originally posted by American


http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%22the+gay+agenda%22


I reviewed a copy of The Gay Agenda one summer at community college when I got stuck with a metrosexual roommate named Ben. As soon as I moved in, he seemed like a pansie to me (I'm normal), and I became suspicious that he was a pot smoker, because the gays do a lot of that. So while he was at class one morning, I rifled through his desk drawer intending to find evidence to turn him in (I had a right to do that because he had borrowed my cigarette lighter (probably to smoke pot with it) and never gave it back to me). I didn't find any illegal items, but tucked way in the back I came across a small book entitled "THE GAY AGENDA" written in bold purple letters across the front. There was no author or publisher listed, nor any identifying marks of its orgin. The pages were made of hemp, I think.

I can't even describe what I read in The Gay Agenda. I mean, I could tell you, but I'd be banned because the moderators are homophobes and don't want me talking about that stuff. I only got to see a few pages, because at that moment Ben's sister arrived and invited herself in to meet me and say hi (she was staying over, for like a weekend, 'cause she was thinking of applying to a class and wanted to see what the school was like).

I never asked Ben about his book. Mostly I avoided him all summer and hung out with some exchange students I met from China or Japan (I never figured out which country exactly... all Asian countries look alike on a map).

If you ever get stuck with a roommate that looks and acts like Moby- watch out! He may be gay.

Shouldn't this be in humor?

[NightG1]

Originally posted by American


I reviewed a copy of The Gay Agenda one summer at community college when I got stuck with a metrosexual roommate named Ben. As soon as I moved in, he seemed like a pansie to me (I'm normal), and I became suspicious that he was a pot smoker, because the gays do a lot of that.
How do you know this? Are you gay?


So while he was at class one morning, I rifled through his desk drawer intending to find evidence to turn him in (I had a right to do that because he had borrowed my cigarette lighter (probably to smoke pot with it) and never gave it back to me).

So while your roommate was in class, you broke into his desk drawer for no reason and violated his privacy rights.

You're a real piece of work.


I didn't find any illegal items, but tucked way in the back I came across a small book entitled "THE GAY AGENDA" written in bold purple letters across the front. There was no author or publisher listed, nor any identifying marks of its orgin. The pages were made of hemp, I think.

So your illegal search of your roomate's drawer failed to produce anything illegal - except your illegal search. What a relief.


I can't even describe what I read in The Gay Agenda. I mean, I could tell you, but I'd be banned because the moderators are homophobes and don't want me talking about that stuff.


Making up stuff has never prevented you from babling on before. What's different now?


I never asked Ben about his book.


This, of corse, would require you to admit your felony. Better to be a coward in that case and avoid expulsion.


Mostly I avoided him all summer and hung out with some exchange students I met from China or Japan (I never figured out which country exactly... all Asian countries look alike on a map).

China and Japan look alike on a map? What college was that you say you got into?

If you ever get stuck with a roommate that looks and acts like Moby- watch out! He may be gay.
Or if he really looks and acts like Moby then he may just be....Moby.

[shemp]

Originally posted by Otther
That post made me laugh.

Not because it was funny...

...but because it was so absurd I couldn't discern your real position.

He prefers it on the bottom.

[reprise]

The Gay Agenda (http://www.commonplacebook.com/humor/gay/agenda.shtm)

The Gay Agenda : Talking Back to the Fundamentalists (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/1573921033/002-4366640-7170464?v=glance). :)

[American]

Originally posted by NightG1
How do you know this? Are you gay?

I know it because I know it, and no.


So while your roommate was in class, you broke into his desk drawer for no reason and violated his privacy rights.

The drawer didn't have a lock on it. But if it did, yeah I would have broke it open.


So your illegal search of your roomate's drawer failed to produce anything illegal - except your illegal search. What a relief.

I want my lighter back. I don't smoke no more, but he owe me it anyway.


China and Japan look alike on a map? What college was that you say you got into?

They may of been Vietnamish?

[Mr Manifesto]

The Secret Clique would like to point out to our newer forum members (who might not be up-to-date on JREF posters' personal biographies) that American has NEVER been laid.

[waitew]

What's a 'Moby'?I've never heard that term before.Is it a whale?

[Nie Trink Wasser]

Patrick that was grade A material son.......

JUST A ROCKIN AND A ROLLIN

[varwoche]

Rifling through somebody's stuff -- the epitome of seediness.

I have little doubt that american is a latent homesexual.

varwoche

[Graham]

No "American" thread would be complete without a reference to the Elton John / REO Speedwagon incident (http://www.randi.org/vbulletin/showthread.php?threadid=32963)

Carry on.

Graham

[Nikk]

Originally posted by Mr Manifesto
The Secret Clique would like to point out to our newer forum members (who might not be up-to-date on JREF posters' personal biographies) that American has NEVER been laid.

He does however have a sense of humour and and knows how to push the buttons of some of our more serious minded posters.

[Ziggurat]

Hey everyone, American is an idiot and has probably been drinking again, granted, but he's pulling everyone's chain here. The whole episode is probably fabricated, I'm pretty damned sure he's just trolling on this. It reads a lot like a screed from Landover Baptist. I have no idea what his real position is, but I doubt it matters for this post.

Nothing to see here folks, move along.

[roger]

Jeez, can't anyone recognize satire and humor when they read it?

I don't know what's funnier, American's posts, or the shocked and oh so serious replies.

[Toastrider]

There's an Net conspiracy to make people gay, too.

You can see it here (http://www2.b3ta.com/spidermanwillmakeyougay/).

Fear the conspiracy!

--Toasty

[shecky]

The Gay Agenda! (http://www.markfiore.com/animation/agenda.html)

[Checkmite]

Originally posted by varwoche

I have little doubt that american is a latent homesexual.


Indeed; I believe he was really looking through his roommate's drawer in hopes of finding a plug or a ring, something to that effect.

[varwoche]

Originally posted by roger
Jeez, can't anyone recognize satire and humor when they read it?

I don't know what's funnier, American's posts, or the shocked and oh so serious replies.
Speaking for my own sharp reply -- I considered the possibility the story was invented, and consider my response on the mark regardless if fact or fiction. fwiw.

varwoche