What's Wrong with Alex Jones?

[Scott Sommers]

And I don't mean that he's just stupid or has a brick stuck in his head. I just realized that he's only 36 years old. The guy looks a wreak. He's fat, wrinkled and loosing his hair. Just look at him in his wiki picture
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alex_Jones_portrait.jpg
He looks like he's in his 50s to me.

Serious question to all the AJ fans out there...does he have some serious health problem like diabetes or something?

[Thunder]

must be the fluoride. :)

[Biscuit]

The pressure of knowing is taking its toll

[angrysoba]

Looks perfectly healthy to me:

http://www.shelleytherepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/alexjones.gif

[Scott Sommers]

This makes a lot of sense to me. I understand there used to be a large group of HIV-positive men and women who found out the AIDS/HIV connection is all a conspiracy run by major drug companies. They're all dead now. Apparently they were poisoned.

Must be something like this for AJ.

[DC]

oh well as a 35 year old fat guy with a slowly disappearing hairline and some first wrinkles, i must say








STFU :D

[KingMerv00]

I just turned 30. Is this thread trying to scare me?

[tsig]

I just turned 30. Is this thread trying to scare me?

As long as that portrait in your attic is OK, you're safe.

[sadhatter]

One of the funniest moments in ct arguments between me and a friend of mine.

" All the mainstream information is ran by old men in power. " ( i was 24 at the time, him 28)

**puts on alex jones video**

" What about this guy, what is he *********** 55, 60?"

( not that i think that is ' old per sae. But it was the tone of the argument.)

**Shocked** " No, he is in his 30's"

I will say, after my friend proved this to me it was the single time a ct'er proved something they said that i didn't believe.

[jakesteele]

It's obvious you are a very young person. Wait until you turn 30.

[triforcharity]

Wait wait wait.....Wouldn't it take LESS time to list the things RIGHT with Alex?

I mean, really, let's start there. :D

[Thunder]

I am 34 and are frequently thought as being 26. :)

[DC]

I am 34 and are frequently thought as being 26. :)

Because you look younger?

[Juniversal]

It's obvious you are a very young person. Wait until you turn 30.I'm a youngin but I know your average 36 year old doesn't look 46 (though "fat, wrinkled and loosing hair" might be typical of a 36 year old). :p

[sadhatter]

I'm a youngin but I know your average 36 year old doesn't look 46 (though "fat, wrinkled and loosing hair" might be typical of a 36 year old). :p

I mean i will be 26 tomorrow, and if in 10 years i look like like that something has went horribly, drastically wrong.

36 is still young, i have many friends that are 40+, and really they all almost look younger ( or at the very least, less haggard. ) than jones.

In all honesty, kidding aside, using my serious face, i think the man has a hard drug addiction. The only people i have seen or have known that look that much older than they are sans medical condition are using something potent, and using it frequently.

I would bet the inside of that man's sinus looks like a bomb went off in a room at the ice hotel.

[rjh01]

What is happening to Alex Jones will happen to anyone who
1. Chose the wrong mother. The gene for male baldness is passed down via the mother.
2. Eats too much of the wrong food. I only hope he does not give dietary advice.

[plumjam]

I always thought he was late 40s. Thanks for putting the E back into JREF.

I mean i will be 26 tomorrow, and if in 10 years i look like like that something has went horribly, drastically wrong.

Sounds like something has already went horribly wrong.

What is happening to Alex Jones will happen to anyone who
1. Chose the wrong mother. The gene for male baldness is passed down via the mother.

That's not true, because Prince William is balding as we speak, yet Prince Harry has a very thick head of hair. Though maybe gingers get a karmic get-out-of-jail-free card.
And I'll have you know, sir, that Princess Di was never bald.

[Horatius]

That's not true, because Prince William is balding as we speak, yet Prince Harry has a very thick head of hair. Though maybe gingers get a karmic get-out-of-jail-free card.
And I'll have you know, sir, that Princess Di was never bald.




I believe the baldness gene is a recessive on the X chromosome. The mother would only be bald if she had two of the same recessive, otherwise the other X chromosome dominates. The male children get the Y chromosome from the father, and one of the two Xs from the mother. If you get the recessive, you go bald, if not, you're fine, as with only one X chromosome, which ever one you get is in control.

Me and my brother are like that - I got the recessive, he didn't.

[tyr_13]

I just turned 30. Is this thread trying to scare me?

I'm 27 and my hair loss is getting noticeable. It's trying to scare me.

[adkinsjr]

I'm surprised he's that young, I always thought of him as being in his 40's or 50's. I guess leading a cult is a lot more work than it looks.

[Scott Sommers]

I hope for AJ's sake he is being poisoned or has some terminal disease. I just can't imagine what kind of lifestyle would make someone look like such a wreak. I have a friend who runs sports bars. He drinks and smokes and stays up until 4 in the morning every night. Even he doesn't look as that bad.

[Scott Sommers]

I just showed AJ's pic to my wife who is 35. Her response was that she would never date someone who looks like that. "It's just unacceptable."

A serious call to all the AJ fans. Doesn't it make you suspicious when a guy who looks like that tells you people like me and my wife are falling for government lies and letting ourselves get poisoned with fluoride and aspartame?

[Juniversal]

I mean i will be 26 tomorrow, and if in 10 years i look like like that something has went horribly, drastically wrong.

36 is still young, i have many friends that are 40+, and really they all almost look younger ( or at the very least, less haggard. ) than jones.

In all honesty, kidding aside, using my serious face, i think the man has a hard drug addiction. The only people i have seen or have known that look that much older than they are sans medical condition are using something potent, and using it frequently.

I would bet the inside of that man's sinus looks like a bomb went off in a room at the ice hotel.:hbd: Well happy B day. Your birthdays on Christmas? I'm 23 and will be 24 next July. Birthdays must be a hoot for you lol...

And yes Jones has aged well beyond his years. I think I first learned of his age (when he was likely only 35) last year. Shocking to say the least lol...

[novice skeptic]

This makes a lot of sense to me. I understand there used to be a large group of HIV-positive men and women who found out the AIDS/HIV connection is all a conspiracy run by major drug companies. They're all dead now. Apparently they were poisoned.

Must be something like this for AJ.

I remember Spin magainze (or at least a couple of prominent writers there) used to push that CT in the 90s.

[dtugg]

In all honesty, kidding aside, using my serious face, i think the man has a hard drug addiction. The only people i have seen or have known that look that much older than they are sans medical condition are using something potent, and using it frequently.

I would bet the inside of that man's sinus looks like a bomb went off in a room at the ice hotel.

If he was a tweeker, he would probably be skinnier.

[DGM]

If he was a tweeker, he would probably be skinnier.
I would agree with that.

My guess is he likes his junk food (and beer), doesn't do much physical activities and smokes. Put that together with over 30 and that's what you generally get.

Take it from a 50+ year old reformed (5 years ago) smoker that now exorcises on a regular basis.



;)

[Infoexcavator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s3TStBMI3I Jones from 1999.

[caniswalensis]

I hope for AJ's sake he is being poisoned or has some terminal disease.

Yeah, that would be way better than just being unattractive, wouldn't it? :D

[George II]

The guy looks a wreak. He's fat, wrinkled and loosing his hair. Just look at him in his wiki picture
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Alex_Jones_portrait.jpg
He looks like he's in his 50s to me.


But it's the inside that counts...unfortunately.

[JerryGarcia]

I'm 27 and my hair loss is getting noticeable. It's trying to scare me.

Mine started at 19

[ihaunter]

Earlier this year, I discovered that I'm the same age as him, to the day. According to his IMDB profile, anyway. I'd like to think I don't look as bad as him, but I'm not likely to be an impartial judge in that case.

[sadhatter]

If he was a tweeker, he would probably be skinnier.

You know, on the surface it makes sense. But in my time i have observed a good deal of fat people on hard drugs.

The key difference is disposable cash. A good portion of people who would indulge in hard drugs do it until they don't have the money for food. But people with enough cash can keep themselves in glass, and maintain a flabby bodyweight.

And aj obviously has the cash to burn, in a glass pipe.

[Monketey Ghost]

Nothing is wrong with him!

When we're together it's like magic. Creamy thigh-scissor action.

[Scott Sommers]

Yeah, that would be way better than just being unattractive, wouldn't it? :D

He's not just unattractive. In addition to be stupid, he's put on about 50 pounds or more. He looks unhealthy. He speaks and gestures like...like he's on meth. BUt ya...really you caught me. If someone could explain to be that AJ was just on meth all the time, I'd agree, this would be better than other possible explanations, like mercury poisoning or terminal brain tumors.

[CORed]

I would agree with that.

My guess is he likes his junk food (and beer), doesn't do much physical activities and smokes. Put that together with over 30 and that's what you generally get.

Take it from a 50+ year old reformed (5 years ago) smoker that now exorcises on a regular basis.



;)

It's good that you exorcise regularly. Freakin' demons 'll make you fat.

Sorry. Couldn't resist.

[TS-]

Isn't it more likely that he's lying about his age?

[Scott Sommers]

Isn't it more likely that he's lying about his age?

Why would you think that? If you watch the video from 1999, he really looks like he could be 25 or so. The problem isn't that he doesn't look sufficiently young in that video. The problem is that he looks like he's on death's bed in more recent videos.

[caniswalensis]

I just watched the latest video Alex put up on his youtube channel.

Y'know, I just can't agree with your estimate of his physical appearance & behavior.

He does not look 50 to me. I would guess he is maybe 40 +/- 5 years. He certainly does not seem to be at death's door. Sure, he is out of shape and overwieght but aside from that, I do not see much that can be said. People age differently.

Saying that he looks old or is about to die or that he moves his hands like someone on drugs are all subjective opinions.

I do not see anything outside the human norm in his mannerisms. He strikes me as someone who is animated and passionate about the subject he is speaking on. He is producing an entertainment show. If he just sat there stoicly and delivered his talk in a monotone, he wouldn't get many people to keep watching him.

I guess the point is that I find most of what you are saying to be subjective. I am sure many would agree with you, but others will not. Speculating about drugs, illness or poison plots based on those subjective judgments is pretty much meaningless.

Regards, Canis

[Scott Sommers]

I just watched the latest video Alex put up on his youtube channel.

Y'know, I just can't agree with your estimate of his physical appearance & behavior.

He does not look 50 to me. I would guess he is maybe 40 +/- 5 years. He certainly does not seem to be at death's door. Sure, he is out of shape and overwieght but aside from that, I do not see much that can be said. People age differently.

Saying that he looks old or is about to die or that he moves his hands like someone on drugs are all subjective opinions.

I do not see anything outside the human norm in his mannerisms. He strikes me as someone who is animated and passionate about the subject he is speaking on. He is producing an entertainment show. If he just sat there stoicly and delivered his talk in a monotone, he wouldn't get many people to keep watching him.

I guess the point is that I find most of what you are saying to be subjective. I am sure many would agree with you, but others will not. Speculating about drugs, illness or poison plots based on those subjective judgments is pretty much meaningless.

Regards, Canis

You gotta chill there. The guy's a wreak. I don't know if it's meth or trans fat. All I can say is that he looks like he's going drop off from a coronary any second now. For a guy who tells us that aspartame and fluoride are going to kill us all off, he's not doing too well on whatever lifestyle choices he's been making. Maybe he should hook up with Kevin Trudeau for some of those Illuminati health secrets.

[BobHaulk]

What's wrong with alex jones is he's living a life of absolute luxury where his every need,whim and indulgences are met but he's not happy, so instead of helping out with actual real problems he dreams up rubbish to fight against so he doesn't feel that he's just like all the rest of us eating at the capitalist dinner table while children in the third world die of starvation and curable illness while we all look on.

[caniswalensis]

You gotta chill there. The guy's a wreak. I don't know if it's meth or trans fat. All I can say is that he looks like he's going drop off from a coronary any second now. For a guy who tells us that aspartame and fluoride are going to kill us all off, he's not doing too well on whatever lifestyle choices he's been making. Maybe he should hook up with Kevin Trudeau for some of those Illuminati health secrets.

Not sure of how you are using "chill" here. If I gave you the idea that I was excited or upset, I did not intend to. My perspective is that we are having a relaxed, enjoyable discussion. :)

What you are saying in this post seems like a re-wording of your previous statement. It is your subjective opinion. I happen to subjectivly disagree with it. Stalemate. :)

To look at one specific statement you made, I do not see a man that is about to drop dead from a coronary when I look at him. What are you basing that on? What is it about his appearance that says "coronary" to you?

Do you have some short of objective way to show that he is in ill-health or on drugs?

I do not have any strong feelings the man. He is pretty much a non-entity to me. Just another guy out to make a buck with a fear-based sales pitch. I may not be understanding the point of this thread. Is it to just have fun speculating about how debauched and close to a horrible death he is? If so, I will leave you to it. :)

regards, Canis

[Resume]

I'm 53 and my hair's been slowly receding for thirty years, so I've gotten used to it; just starting to thin now however, so, I need a sports car stat.

As to the OP, What's Wrong with Alex Jones? Quite a lot it seems.

[Good Lt]

What's right with Alex Jones?

[rjh01]

What's right with Alex Jones?

Well, for a start, he is right out of his mind.

<insert laughing animal here>

[Thunder]

he is insane.

[8den]

Alex also claims he was friends with Bill Hicks, which would mean he would have been about 16 when Hicks died.

Plausible?

[Good Lt]

Well, for a start, he is right out of his mind.

<insert laughing animal here>:wackytwitcy:

[fuelair]

Jones is a wreck who tries to wreak havoc while reeking of sulphur and fecal matter. A friendly note from the OED! :)

[AnnoyingPony]

I don't think he's crazy, I think what he's doing is all an act so that his cultists... er, I mean listeners will give him money.

[fuelair]

Based on that pic from his "show", does anyone else suspect he's the unacknowledged son of Rush Limburger?

[Tatyana]

Hey, I'd do him, if do means punch him in the head.