mmm...chicken-fried manna

[triadboy]

http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Southwest/03/08/church.nutrition.ap/index.html

[Atlas]

Originally posted by triadboy
http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/Southwest/03/08/church.nutrition.ap/index.html And then the thin Christian said to the fat Christian: "You gluttonous pig"

And the fat Christian answered: "Stop judging me"

And that's when they killed each other, officer.

[Yahweh]

From the article:
"In many respects, a lot of the Christian religions, especially the fundamentalists, just have not made the connection yet that you can dig a grave with a fork," Ferraro said.
Uh-oh :re:

That guy is distinguishing Christian Denominations from Fundamentalism, we know how upset people can get when someone reminds them of the fact that Christian != Fundamentalism...

[Some Friggin Guy]

As Autumn Marshall, a nutritionist at church-affiliated Lipscomb University in Nashville, Tennessee, explained, most evangelical Christians don't drink, smoke, curse or commit adultery.

Hmmm... Then how are all the wholesale tobacco outlets, bars, liquor stores and brothels remaining in business?

I live in Nashville and there's almost as many of each of the things listed above as there are churches (we have more churches than any other city in the US, you know.)

I'm afraid I'm going to have to call them on the bovine feces on this quote.