I thought we were supposed to be in FEMA "death" camps by now [Archive]

The Platypus

3rd January 2011, 08:40 PM

fromdownunder

3rd January 2011, 09:18 PM

I'm still waiting for Y2K to kick into action.

Norm

angrysoba

3rd January 2011, 09:37 PM

Gee go figure...

Another year goes by and none of the ridiculous tyrannical predictions of CTers has come true...

Why isn't Bush still in power after instituting martial law? Why did the Obama FEMA camp round up never happen? Where is the NAU and the Amero? What about the "mass awakening" how is that going?

It couldn't be that the CTers are just spreading lies and made up delusions, could it? No.. they wouldn't do that...:rolleyes:

It's a government project so it brings with it government's notorious inefficiency. It's probably over-budget as well. I'm certainly glad I'm not a US citizen I would hate to be shelling out for a project like this.

BobHaulk

4th January 2011, 02:23 AM

they're coming just hold your horses, any day now, probably sometime in march or maybe april, definitely by june or august. October or november at the latest, outside chance of december or the beginning of next year but most likely sometime, soon. Keeping looking in to prison planet for more accurate details

timhau

4th January 2011, 03:13 AM

Platypus, if you're not in a FEMA death camp... then where are you?

GPS coordinates, please. We'll fix the oversight in no time.

JimBenArm

4th January 2011, 04:45 AM

No, he is in a Death Camp. It's just that we fashioned it to look remarkably like his house, and his guards were selected for their uncanny resemblance to his wife & kids!

Stellafane

4th January 2011, 08:08 AM

It couldn't be that the CTers are just spreading lies and made up delusions, could it? No.. they wouldn't do that...:rolleyes:

You have to understand: For CTers, today is (and will forever be) September 12, 2001.

angrysoba

4th January 2011, 08:18 AM

You have to understand: For CTers, today is (and will forever be) September 12, 2001.

So true...

http://www.the912project.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/metro_10/images/960_247_912_banner.jpg

timhau

4th January 2011, 09:16 AM

No, he is in a Death Camp. It's just that we fashioned it to look remarkably like his house, and his guards were selected for their uncanny resemblance to his wife & kids!

Oh, he's in maximum security? Ha! That means he's there for life and he'll never know it! [evil laughter]Muhahaha....[/evil laughter]

Myron Proudfoot

4th January 2011, 09:21 AM

It's a little known fact that all evil government conspiracies will be called off if even a single video revealing their existence is posted on Youtube.

Horatius

4th January 2011, 10:34 AM

Oh, he's in maximum security? Ha! That means he's there for life and he'll never know it! [evil laughter]Muhahaha....[/evil laughter]

Not to be all pedantic here, but technically, everyone in the Death Camps is there "for life".

:D

MysteryMammal

4th January 2011, 05:37 PM

You are in a death camp in an America where Bush has installed himself as dictator for life... in some universe. At least according to my research of watching the slow "Sliders" and reading stuff on the internet.

jaydeehess

4th January 2011, 07:53 PM

IIRC we were all supposed to be in the FEMA death camps by the time Bush the first took office.
Or was it Regan?
No wait, it was Clinton, right?

AJM8125

4th January 2011, 08:07 PM

We've all been brainwashed into believing we're not in the camps. 10 years ago, some spook spiked my Old Spice with a sooper psychotropic drug and told me what to believe. I actually think I typed this post when in reality I'm festering in a lime-pit somewhere in New Mexico.

timhau

5th January 2011, 12:49 AM

Not to be all pedantic here, but technically, everyone in the Death Camps is there "for life".

Yes, but they're called Death Camps anyway! :eek:

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.

The Platypus

5th January 2011, 09:18 AM

The CT kooks just want to brush their failed predictions under the rug and pretend they never were made, but I think that their failed loony predictions should be spoken about more. It's a good method of showcasing how ridiculous they are.

Darat

5th January 2011, 09:32 AM

Not to be all pedantic here, but technically, everyone in the Death Camps is there "for life".

:D

I think "Death Camp" has such a negative vibe to it, I think they should re-brand them - I quite like "Life Camp".

Horatius

5th January 2011, 09:56 AM

I think "Death Camp" has such a negative vibe to it, I think they should re-brand them - I quite like "Life Camp".

How about "Accelerated Life Camp"? Makes it sound all hip and "X-treme" and all that, while not technically lying about its real purpose.

jaydeehess

5th January 2011, 11:02 AM

I think "Death Camp" has such a negative vibe to it, I think they should re-brand them - I quite like "Life Camp".

I agree, a similar rebranding worked well for the Canadian gov't when "Unemployment Insurance" became "Employment Insurance".

the only actual change was in letterhead

dudalb

5th January 2011, 12:11 PM

It's a government project so it brings with it government's notorious inefficiency. It's probably over-budget as well. I'm certainly glad I'm not a US citizen I would hate to be shelling out for a project like this.

As someone stated, if FEMA is as efficent in building it's death camps as it was in it's response to Katrina, we don't have much to worry about......

marplots

5th January 2011, 12:14 PM

It's a little known fact that all evil government conspiracies will be called off if even a single video revealing their existence is posted on Youtube.

This is true. I was at the meeting when it was decided that gangstalking would work just as well.

Wolrab

5th January 2011, 01:14 PM

I have to be quick, I am in the Warden's office (I'm a trustee) using his computer as it has the only DSL internet access (all us prisoners have fiber optic links and droids with full wifi access). This FEMA camp is horrible! I ordered sausage gravy with biscuits for breakfast this morning and it took 20 minutes for the chef to whip it up from scratch!

The pool was closed yesterday on the flimsy excuse that it was 20 degrees F and it is an outside pool (the Olympic sized heated indoor pool was open, but they were having a kegger and it gets pretty noisy).

All this mistreatment along with the come and go as you please, open door prison, huge expense accounts, free flights to anywhere, and the all you can eat buffets is more than this prisoner can take. I'm not going back till truffles are in season.

Oystein

5th January 2011, 02:07 PM

GWB, after heeding the advice of a mathematician, built a barbed-wire fence around his new home in Preston Hollow, TX, and defined himself to be outside of it.

All the world's thusly a concentration camp now, guarded by the ex-presidential dog.

:cool:

angrysoba

5th January 2011, 04:33 PM

As someone stated, if FEMA is as efficent in building it's death camps as it was in it's response to Katrina, we don't have much to worry about......

Nothing to worry about? How about the enormous deficit being created by having these death camps running over-budget for years and years beyond their deadline?

Government Spending on FEMA Death Camps

https://academictech.doit.wisc.edu/ORFI/otr/designing/barchart_example.jpg

JamesB

5th January 2011, 09:04 PM

Jesse Ventura, with Alex Jones playing a prominent role, has a new show on this. It is hilarious. I still want to be in the FEMA camp at Sandpoint. Beautiful view of Lake Washington, 18 hole golf course, what more could you want?

http://www.prisonplanet.com/conspiracy-theory-with-jesse-ventura-fema-camps-police-state.html

Dr. Lao

6th January 2011, 10:03 PM

Gee go figure...

Another year goes by and none of the ridiculous tyrannical predictions of CTers has come true...

Why isn't Bush still in power after instituting martial law? Why did the Obama FEMA camp round up never happen? Where is the NAU and the Amero? What about the "mass awakening" how is that going?

It couldn't be that the CTers are just spreading lies and made up delusions, could it? No.. they wouldn't do that...:rolleyes:

Duh, they are doing that to deceive the Sheeple, it will happen, they are just being devious...you know...the Joos....

catsmate1

7th January 2011, 03:08 PM

Gee go figure...

Another year goes by and none of the ridiculous tyrannical predictions of CTers has come true...

Why isn't Bush still in power after instituting martial law? Why did the Obama FEMA camp round up never happen? Where is the NAU and the Amero? What about the "mass awakening" how is that going?

It couldn't be that the CTers are just spreading lies and made up delusions, could it? No.. they wouldn't do that...:rolleyes:
It's a government project. Therefore it'll be years late and vastly over-budget; finally the PM will redefine the acceptance criteria so that whatever stage it's then reached will be completion.

marplots

7th January 2011, 04:44 PM

Gee go figure...

Another year goes by and none of the ridiculous tyrannical predictions of CTers has come true...

Why isn't Bush still in power after instituting martial law? Why did the Obama FEMA camp round up never happen? Where is the NAU and the Amero? What about the "mass awakening" how is that going?

It couldn't be that the CTers are just spreading lies and made up delusions, could it? No.. they wouldn't do that...:rolleyes:

This stuff always works best in hindsight. First you wait till something happens, almost anything newsworthy will do, then you represent it as the result of nefarious planning. Predicting the future isn't the forte of CTers.

ElMondoHummus

7th January 2011, 05:15 PM

I went to camp once when I was a kid. We got to hike, and play, and there were all sorts of projects? What's not to love? ;)

triforcharity

7th January 2011, 06:53 PM

The intense searches that occur......:covereyes:boxedin:

CORed

10th January 2011, 10:00 AM

I first read about the FEMA death camps sometime in the mid '90's after a cow-orker pointed me to them on abovetopsecret. Even for a government project, it's taking a heck of a long time to get done.

Checkmite

10th January 2011, 02:01 PM

I first read about the FEMA death camps sometime in the mid '90's after a cow-orker pointed me to them on abovetopsecret. Even for a government project, it's taking a heck of a long time to get done.

HA! Abovetopsecret wasn't created until 1999,so you could not have visited the site in the mid 90's. You are very clearly a FEMA COINTELPRO misinformation agent-provocateur.