The death penalty is too good for some people...

[Skeptic]

...like the guys sued here:

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=&e=8&u=/ap/20040310/ap_on_hi_te/internet_spam_4

I wish they'd bring back boiling in oil for these people.

[kookbreaker]

We haven't had a good drawing and quartering in a few centuries.

[Charlie Monoxide]

I think a punishment more along the lines of the Simpson's opening. The spammers should have to write their spam content out by hand on a chalkboard the number of times equal to the number of spam emails they sent.

Charlie (and they have to use their left hand if right-handed) Monoxide