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INRM
12th January 2011, 10:54 PM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
INRM
"In closing, I want to remind you all, that no matter how I die, it was murder"
MG1962
12th January 2011, 11:08 PM
Well if my information correct Australia recently accidentally fired the weapon on itself
nvidiot
12th January 2011, 11:14 PM
You really have NFI what HAARP is do you.
MG1962
12th January 2011, 11:18 PM
You really have NFI what HAARP is do you.
Well we do now, gonna take months to clear up the mess
Sledge
12th January 2011, 11:27 PM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
Does it ever occur to you to do some basic research on the latest bee in your bonnet before posting here?
nvidiot
12th January 2011, 11:42 PM
lol @ MG. It was Barry. Bloody idiot thought it would be a funny way to fill his beer vat. Turns out he turned the dial on the HAARP up to 11 though.
Just to be clear though, I'm quite sure that INRM is yet another individual who really doesn't have a single solitary clue about what they're talking about.
Juniversal
13th January 2011, 01:16 AM
Yes this is all true and yes HAARP was responsible. ;) Any more questions?
timhau
13th January 2011, 01:38 AM
Does it ever occur to you to do some basic research on the latest bee in your bonnet before posting here?
If you're going to suggest doing research, you could have the common courtesy to post some YouTube links where he could do it.
Redtail
13th January 2011, 01:44 AM
So that's how NASA got to the Moon!
(Somebody had to say it.)
Kid Eager
13th January 2011, 01:52 AM
HAARP? pfft! We actually cranked up the gain on Jindalee and changed the speed and direction of the jetstream.
Ratatoskr
13th January 2011, 02:12 AM
Remember, one of the HAARP stations is in Norway, and we've (according some "reliable sources") used it before..
http://www.daily.pk/norway-time-hole-%E2%80%9Cleak%E2%80%9D-plunges-northern-hemisphere-into-chaos-14311
NutCracker
13th January 2011, 02:29 AM
Me thinks "HAARP," de word, the string of letters, not the concept nor machinery, is used by some individuals that have never seen their front doors to get the attention they crave.
timhau
13th January 2011, 02:29 AM
Could you Norweenies adjust your HAARP a bit? I'm getting sick and tired of all this snow.
Scott Sommers
13th January 2011, 02:40 AM
Remember, one of the HAARP stations is in Norway, and we've (according some "reliable sources") used it before..
http://www.daily.pk/norway-time-hole-%E2%80%9Cleak%E2%80%9D-plunges-northern-hemisphere-into-chaos-14311
From the link...
Russian scientists are reporting to Prime Minister Putin today that the high-energy beam fired into the upper heavens from the United States High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (HAARP) radar facility in Ramfjordmoen, Norway this past month has resulted in a “catastrophic puncturing” of our Plant’s thermosphere thus allowing into the troposphere an “unimpeded thermal inversion” of the exosphere, which is the outermost layer of Earth’s atmosphere.
I got confused at this part. My plant's don't have thermosphere. How can their's? Is this a Russian thing?
That was as far as I could understand.
Dave Rogers
13th January 2011, 02:48 AM
Okay, competition time. Fill in the placeholders in the following in the most entertaining way:
I read about there being [physical phenomenon], I'm wondering if [common conspiracy theory topic] is responsible -- both the [physical phenomenon] and [common conspiracy theory topic] are [tenuous coincidental connection]...
Points will be deducted for any evidence of having researched, or even briefly considered, the topic. Please do not include any supporting information, as this might provide useful context to aid understanding.
Dave
Kid Eager
13th January 2011, 03:09 AM
Hi,
Wow, talk about concidence! I read about piano accordians being deliberated tuned out of tune to control thought processes, I'm wondering if the pasteurised milk scam is responsible -- both the piano accordians and pasteurisation have French links!
PS13
13th January 2011, 03:19 AM
Yes this is all true and yes HAARP was responsible. ;) Any more questions?
Now look, Juniversal... I told you that you could play with the HAARP machine so long as you didn't, I repeat DIDN'T poke holes in the Van Allen Belts. Now you done did it & people are catching on... :wackyskeptical:
Next you're gonna tell me that you left the back door to Area51 wide open again.
I won't write you up this time. But close the doors & don't turn HAARP up past 6 from now on, okay... :con2:
PS13
13th January 2011, 03:24 AM
Okay, competition time. Fill in the placeholders in the following in the most entertaining way:
Dave
I read about there being numerous gamma ray bursts on Lake City, Florida, I'm wondering if The Nazi moon men are responsible -- both the gamma rays bursts and the Nazi moon men are from outer space...
:con2:
:jaw:
catsmate1
13th January 2011, 03:44 AM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
No.
Does it ever occur to you to do some basic research on the latest bee in your bonnet before posting here?
Exactly.
NutCracker
13th January 2011, 04:01 AM
I read about there being numerous gamma ray bursts on Lake City, Florida, I'm wondering if The Nazi moon men are responsible -- both the gamma rays bursts and the Nazi moon men are from outer space...
Wrong! Thunderstorms on earth generate gamma rays (http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2011/01/12/astro-info-overload/).
:D
Horatius
13th January 2011, 04:13 AM
lol @ MG. It was Barry. Bloody idiot thought it would be a funny way to fill his beer vat. Turns out he turned the dial on the HAARP up to 11 though.
Just to be clear though, I'm quite sure that INRM is yet another individual who really doesn't have a single solitary clue about what they're talking about.
I keep telling him, if you want the beer vats, you have to set it on "Spring Break"!
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Okay, competition time. Fill in the placeholders in the following in the most entertaining way:
I read about there being [physical phenomenon], I'm wondering if [common conspiracy theory topic] is responsible -- both the [physical phenomenon] and [common conspiracy theory topic] are [tenuous coincidental connection]...
Points will be deducted for any evidence of having researched, or even briefly considered, the topic. Please do not include any supporting information, as this might provide useful context to aid understanding.
Dave
I read about there being diffraction of light, I'm wondering if MK-ULTRA brainwashing is responsible -- both the diffracted light and the coloured lights the MK-Ultra teams uses are wavelengths of electromagnetic energy!
JimBenArm
13th January 2011, 05:36 AM
So that's how NASA got to the Moon!
(Somebody had to say it.)
No, this means we can finally REALLY go to the moon!
Horatius
13th January 2011, 06:04 AM
No, this means we can finally REALLY go to the moon!
It's a Trap!
They'll slam that door shut on you as soon as you leave!
Sword_Of_Truth
13th January 2011, 06:50 AM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
1st, yes there are holes in the Van Allen belts. One over the Magnetic North Pole and one over the Magnetic South Pole.
2nd, The Van Allen Belts are a product of the Earths magnetic field. The Earths magnetic field is generated by the rotation of the earths solid Iron-Nickle inner core inside its molten outer core. This is the same principle behind the magnetic fields created by generators found inside power plants.
Now... here's the big question: How much larger is the inner and outer core of an entire frakking planet compared to the generators that provide HAARP with it's power supply. In the answer to this question is the answer to your question of whether HAARP has the ability to overpower the Earths magnetic field.
Which is exactly why you will run away from it the same way you ran away from similar questions I asked you before (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=181208).
INRM
"In closing, I want to remind you all, that no matter how I die, it was murder" a Darwin Award Nomination
Corrected free of charge.
timhau
13th January 2011, 06:53 AM
What about the Van Allen suspenders, the only thing keeping the Moon from crashing into Earth? What if they use HAARP to snap those?
Giggywig
13th January 2011, 07:00 AM
Googling "hole van allen belt" brings up two threads in this forum as the top 2 results, both by the same poster.
Dave Rogers
13th January 2011, 07:06 AM
1st, yes there are holes in the Van Allen belts. One over the Magnetic North Pole and one over the Magnetic South Pole.
Both of which have been known since the belts were mapped in the late 1950's.
Construction of the HAARP array commenced in 1993.
Dave
Giggywig
13th January 2011, 07:09 AM
Both of which have been known since the belts were mapped in the late 1950's.
Construction of the HAARP array commenced in 1993.
Dave
HAARP is so powerful its effects travel back in time. Like that movie about the solar flares.
Horatius
13th January 2011, 07:23 AM
What about the Van Allen suspenders, the only thing keeping the Moon from crashing into Earth? What if they use HAARP to snap those?
Then I'll punch them in the face. I hate people who snap suspenders!
talkie toaster
13th January 2011, 07:30 AM
So what's the big deal with David Lee Roth having a hole in his belt, I've got several holes in mine, useful for adjus........aaah Van Allen Belt, boy is my face red.:o
Spindrift
13th January 2011, 07:34 AM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
INRM
"In closing, I want to remind you all, that no matter how I die, it was murder"
We had to poke holes in the Van Allen belts. Don't you know that the world's getting fatter? The belts wouldn't fit anymore, so we poked some holes in them to let them out.
Did you know that there is mass deforestation going on in South America? Both the deforestation and the piranha are in the Amazon region. Could the piranhas be eating the trees?
JimBenArm
13th January 2011, 07:37 AM
HAARP is around the North Pole?
Santa is punching holes in the Van Allen Belts?
Bad Santa! No cookie!
Alferd_Packer
13th January 2011, 07:42 AM
HAARP is around the North Pole?
Santa is punching holes in the Van Allen Belts?
Bad Santa! No cookie!
Actually I have it on good authority that the holes are actually being caused by reindeer farts.
Comet's been eating the bean buritos from Chipolte's again.
Checkmite
13th January 2011, 08:55 AM
Also, whatever site these fools are babbling about in Norway has nothing to do with HAARP. HAARP consists of a single site in Alaska.
The site they appear to be talking about is EISCAT's radar (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Incoherent_Scatter_Scientific_Association ), which is not funded by or associated with the US at all, being run entirely by a coalition of European and Asian nations.
Horatius
13th January 2011, 09:33 AM
Did you know that there is mass deforestation going on in South America? Both the deforestation and the piranha are in the Amazon region. Could the piranhas be eating the trees?
Now this is Important Information of which I Was Not Aware. Pray, sir, do tell us more of these "Piranha" of which you speak, and their unseemly appetites for innocent trees.
The Platypus
13th January 2011, 09:37 AM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
INRM
"In closing, I want to remind you all, that no matter how I die, it was murder"
Yeaaah Riiiiight... **backs away slowly**
sts60
13th January 2011, 09:47 AM
...Which is exactly why you will run away from it the same way you ran away from similar questions I asked you before (http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?t=181208).
And exactly the same way you ignored my previous post (http://forums.randi.org/showpost.php?p=6175470&postcount=23) pointing out that the daily variation in the energy received from the Sun dwarfs anything HAARP can put out.
You seem determined to not learn anything. Especially when your OP shows that you didn't even bother to understand that the "holes" are a natural and necessary function of the basic physical cause for the VAB in the first place.
So why should anyone continue to read your posts? Especially when you don't bother to follow up on the topic, as in the previous HAARP thread you started?
ETA: And no, I'm not sorry for being snippy this time.
CptColumbo
13th January 2011, 10:42 AM
So, is HAARP the swiss army knife of natural phenomenon CT?
Volcano in the South Pacific? HAARP!
Earthquake in California? HAARP!
Snow storms in the Mid west of the US? HAARP!
Tooth decay? HAARP!
Sunspots, huricanes, LOCUSTS?! HAARP!
BTW wasn't HAARP the name of the defense system in Remo Williams: the Adventure Begins?
CptColumbo
13th January 2011, 10:43 AM
So what's the big deal with David Lee Roth having a hole in his belt, I've got several holes in mine, useful for adjus........aaah Van Allen Belt, boy is my face red.:o
Don't get me started on VH conspiracy theory.
Alferd_Packer
13th January 2011, 12:04 PM
Don't get me started on VH conspiracy theory.
Those are easy, It's all Danny Bonaduce's fault.
Danny was a child actor playing a bass guitar on the Partridge Family.
Danny’s father was Joseph Bonaduce who wrote and produced the show “One Day at a Time.”
Valarie Bertinelli was a child actress on “One Day at a Time.”
She married Eddie Van Halen.
They had a child who became a bass guitar player for the band.
CptColumbo
13th January 2011, 01:01 PM
Those are easy, It's all Danny Bonaduce's fault.
Danny was a child actor playing a bass guitar on the Partridge Family.
Danny’s father was Joseph Bonaduce who wrote and produced the show “One Day at a Time.”
Valarie Bertinelli was a child actress on “One Day at a Time.”
She married Eddie Van Halen.
They had a child who became a bass guitar player for the band.
It was a Blonde B[rule10]h that broke up Van Halen!
timhau
13th January 2011, 01:18 PM
It was a Blonde B[rule10]h that broke up Van Halen!
HA! So a harpy did cause holes in Van Halen!
Alferd_Packer
13th January 2011, 01:42 PM
HA! So a harpy did cause holes in Van Halen!
HAARP-O (Alex was kinky)
theprestige
13th January 2011, 02:27 PM
I read about there being glaciers, I'm wondering if controlled demolition is responsible -- both the glaciers and controlled demolition are well understood by experts...
Myron Proudfoot
13th January 2011, 02:46 PM
HAARP Used to Cause Holes in Van Allen Belts
so if the earth loses its belt, its pants will fall down and we'll moon Venus???
The Platypus
13th January 2011, 05:01 PM
The sky is falling, the sky is falling!!!
Shrike
14th January 2011, 05:05 AM
so if the earth loses its belt, its pants will fall down and we'll moon Venus???
:clap:
sadhatter
14th January 2011, 05:46 AM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
INRM
"In closing, I want to remind you all, that no matter how I die, it was murder"
I love the haarp, i really do.
It can destroy Jesse ventura's camera, cause earthquakes, take people out, light your cigarette, commit 9/11, cook your favorite t.v. dinner, cause cancer, stop any and all equipment of any kind , this thing can do ******* everything.
If only i could have haarp in a video game or rpg, i would be all set.
If anyone had this, especially the u.s. , they would be waving it around like a phallus, saying " Yeah we have this, no there is nothing you can do about it. What's that, canada, you don't like us having the haarp , BAM, hope you like hail with razorblades in it. Oh, middle east, think our policies are unfair? BAM , hope dealing with all your livestock going insane works out for you. Aww, the rest of the civilized world wants to try and take HAARP away, BAM! How is having no usable technology working out for you? "
Giggywig
14th January 2011, 05:49 AM
I love the haarp, i really do.
It can destroy Jesse ventura's camera, cause earthquakes, take people out, light your cigarette, commit 9/11, cook your favorite t.v. dinner, cause cancer, stop any and all equipment of any kind , this thing can do ******* everything.
If only i could have haarp in a video game or rpg, i would be all set.
If anyone had this, especially the u.s. , they would be waving it around like a phallus, saying " Yeah we have this, no there is nothing you can do about it. What's that, canada, you don't like us having the haarp , BAM, hope you like hail with razorblades in it. Oh, middle east, think our policies are unfair? BAM , hope dealing with all your livestock going insane works out for you. Aww, the rest of the civilized world wants to try and take HAARP away, BAM! How is having no usable technology working out for you? "
They had to nerf HAARP in the latest patch, otherwise the game was no fun. Now it can make toast.
sadhatter
14th January 2011, 05:58 AM
They had to nerf HAARP in the latest patch, otherwise the game was no fun. Now it can make toast.
Maybe not D&D but i would love to have the haarp in freak legions, or some other modern RPG.
" Okay, 3 damage get through from the shotgun blast, what do you do?"
" Activate haarp."
" Okay, roll a ten sided dice. "
" Oh , i botched. "
" Okay, so only 8 million damage, non soakable , of course. Every member of the enemies family becomes sterile, every piece of equipment he has owned or will own fries out, and anyone that has ever met him takes half of that damage. "
" Okay, so for my second attack....."
Dave Rogers
14th January 2011, 06:45 AM
Maybe not D&D but i would love to have the haarp in freak legions, or some other modern RPG.
Warhammer Planetstrike. That would be awesome.
"I say we take off, and HAARP the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Dave
Cuddles
14th January 2011, 08:39 AM
Oh, middle east, think our policies are unfair? BAM , hope dealing with all your livestock going insane works out for you.
Check your aim, dammit! Britain is not in the Middle East.:mad:
Horatius
14th January 2011, 09:07 AM
Check your aim, dammit! Britain is not in the Middle East.:mad:
It's an area of effect attack, which is why they can't use it against Canada.
sadhatter
14th January 2011, 09:15 AM
Check your aim, dammit! Britain is not in the Middle East.:mad:
Listen, no Gm is going to allow a weapon as powerful as the haarp, without giving it some kind of negative. Even with the decreased accuracy, i still pick it over the Staple Gun, and that is saying something. ( anyone who gets that reference is automatically my best friend. )
sadhatter
14th January 2011, 09:19 AM
Warhammer Planetstrike. That would be awesome.
"I say we take off, and HAARP the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Dave
I would like it in vampire the masquerade.....
" Okay, the vampires blow up your car, destroying your stakes, bladed weapons etc. They now appear en masse, closing the distance, what do you do?"
" What do you think i do, use the haarp."
" For **** sake, 20 xp, but then you notice several specters rise from the mist, your character feels a deep chill a sense of foreboding..."
" No i don't."
" ...why?! "
" Why do you think?"
" ******** haarp! "
Dave Rogers
14th January 2011, 09:23 AM
I read about there being a new constellation, I'm wondering if zionists are responsible -- the zionists run the media and they can use astrological information about the new constellation to brainwash the population...
Dave
PS13
14th January 2011, 11:48 AM
so if the earth loses its belt, its pants will fall down and we'll moon Venus???
and then Venus will shake it's head at the teenage like mooning from Earth & turn around only to see Uranus.
Poor Venus. :(
Horatius
14th January 2011, 12:35 PM
I read about there being a new constellation, I'm wondering if zionists are responsible -- the zionists run the media and they can use astrological information about the new constellation to brainwash the population...
Dave
I read about there being Zionists, I'm wondering if the new constellations are responsible -- the constellations run our fates and they can cause us to believe in (or become) Zionists....
Macgyver1968
14th January 2011, 12:55 PM
Zionists are like donuts.
There's nothing they can't do!
The same thing can be said for HAARP.
sadhatter
14th January 2011, 03:10 PM
Zionists are like donuts.
There's nothing they can't do!
The same thing can be said for HAARP.
It all makes sense now.
Zionist is a prestige class, that at later levels allows one to use the haarp. It is all so clear now.
talkie toaster
15th January 2011, 04:26 AM
They had to nerf HAARP in the latest patch, otherwise the game was no fun. Now it can make toast.
The Union of Affiliated and Allied, Amalgamated, Associated and General Kitchen Appliances and Boiler Makers has organised a work to rule starting next week in protest of the unfair use of HAARP in breach of clearly pre defined working practices and areas of clearly defined expertise within the grilled bread products working environment. In a statement the General Secretary and Head Washer-upper said,
The use of HAARP to now produce grilled bread products is in contravention to the hard won rights of our members, those rights laid out in the decision of ACAS and agreed as binding by all (the ACAS case referred here was the result of dispute between the canteen kettle aboard the steamship Marjorie of Ulst and the hot water tap in the boiler room that was used to make tea by the stokers)
As of next week if you find that your toaster only does bread and your Pop Tart remains undone, blame HAARP.
If your washing machine only washes, rinses and spins and not wash, rinse, rinse again it's still a bit soapy, spin, blame HAARP.
If your microwave stops reheating leftovers, blame HAARP.
If during the wee small hours you hear emminating from the kitchen:-
Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.
Blame HAARP.
Horatius
15th January 2011, 06:27 AM
The Union of Affiliated and Allied, Amalgamated, Associated and General Kitchen Appliances and Boiler Makers has organised a work to rule starting next week in protest of the unfair use of HAARP in breach of clearly pre defined working practices and areas of clearly defined expertise within the grilled bread products working environment. In a statement the General Secretary and Head Washer-upper said,
As of next week if you find that your toaster only does bread and your Pop Tart remains undone, blame HAARP.
If your washing machine only washes, rinses and spins and not wash, rinse, rinse again it's still a bit soapy, spin, blame HAARP.
If your microwave stops reheating leftovers, blame HAARP.
If during the wee small hours you hear emminating from the kitchen:-
Then raise the scarlet standard high.
Within its shade we'll live and die,
Though cowards flinch and traitors sneer,
We'll keep the red flag flying here.
Blame HAARP.
Man, where's President Reagan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Professional_Air_Traffic_Controllers_Organization_ %281968%29) when we really need him?
PhantomWolf
15th January 2011, 06:39 AM
I read about there being holes in the Van Allen belts, I'm wondering if HAARP is responsible -- both the hole in the belt and HAARP are located around the North Pole...
INRM
"In closing, I want to remind you all, that no matter how I die, it was murder"
The Belts are toridal in shape (like a doughnut) not a sphere. They have never covered the magnetic poles.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Van_Allen_radiation_belt.svg/500px-Van_Allen_radiation_belt.svg.png
JimBenArm
15th January 2011, 06:47 AM
You mean our poles are naked to the universe?
I'm so embarrassed!
TSR
15th January 2011, 07:53 AM
BTW wasn't HAARP the name of the defense system in Remo Williams: the Adventure Begins?
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Don't know if the question was serious, but it was "CURE" < / movie geek derail, as if further derail were possible >
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TSR
15th January 2011, 08:03 AM
Listen, no Gm is going to allow a weapon as powerful as the haarp,
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GM? What do Chevys and Buicks have to do with it?
ZOMG! They accidentally HAARP'd Detroit! That explains everything!
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TSR
15th January 2011, 08:09 AM
It was a Blonde B[rule10]h that broke up Van Halen!
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Yeah, but then he came back
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Elizabeth I
15th January 2011, 09:20 AM
You mean our poles are naked to the universe?
I'm so embarrassed!
Well, that explains all the outer-space white trash zooming by in their souped-up UFOs, anyhow.
Klimax
15th January 2011, 09:24 AM
Now those test make sense! Reapers are coming for Earth and they'll get trashed by HAARP. Perfect Plan!
(Mass Effect 3 trailer had scenes from Earth...)
CptColumbo
15th January 2011, 02:34 PM
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Don't know if the question was serious, but it was "CURE" < / movie geek derail, as if further derail were possible >
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I was refering to the defense system that Remo and MacCleary were investigating. That was being built by Grove and blew up when he broke into the building.
USEagle13
15th January 2011, 03:10 PM
The Belts are toridal in shape (like a doughnut) not a sphere. They have never covered the magnetic poles.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Van_Allen_radiation_belt.svg/500px-Van_Allen_radiation_belt.svg.png
Is that why aircraft can not fly directly over the poles!? Or is it myth!?
JohnG
15th January 2011, 07:11 PM
HAARP turned me into a newt!
BTMO
15th January 2011, 07:25 PM
I've noticed there are no penguins at the north pole (where HAARP is sited) and there ARE penguins at the south pole (no HAARP)...
Coincidence? Yeah, right.
ETA: By the way, I suppose there is also some link to the presence or absence of harp seals, but I am having trouble establishing that.
PhantomWolf
15th January 2011, 07:26 PM
Is that why aircraft can not fly directly over the poles!? Or is it myth!?
It's a myth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polar_route)
BTMO
15th January 2011, 07:28 PM
HAARP turned me into a newt!
A newt?
PhantomWolf
15th January 2011, 07:28 PM
I've noticed there are no penguins at the north pole (where HAARP is sited) and there ARE penguins at the south pole (no HAARP)...
Coincidence? Yeah, right.
The Northern Hemisphere has its own version of the penguin. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffins)
PhantomWolf
15th January 2011, 07:34 PM
A newt?
He got better.
BTMO
15th January 2011, 07:36 PM
The Northern Hemisphere has its own version of the penguin. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puffins)
So now you are claiming HAARP causes penguin mutations and causes them to become flying birds from a whole 'nother family? I could go with that...
Incidentally, there are no auks in Au(c)kland.
BTMO
15th January 2011, 07:37 PM
He got better.
It's like playing tennis, really, isn't it...
PhantomWolf
15th January 2011, 08:28 PM
So now you are claiming HAARP causes penguin mutations and causes them to become flying birds from a whole 'nother family? I could go with that...
Incidentally, there are no auks in Au(c)kland.
There are an awful lot of JAFAs though.
PhantomWolf
15th January 2011, 08:29 PM
It's like playing tennis, really, isn't it...
Yeap, and on occasion people just give you a lob to hit.
BTMO
15th January 2011, 08:42 PM
Yeap, and on occasion people just give you a lob to hit.
I do improvised comedy in my spare time. Part of the deal is making the other guy look good...
;)
eriqk
16th January 2011, 09:00 AM
HAARP. Sometimes, I can imagine CTers yelling it.
Kind of like this:
http://www.xs4all.nl/~dwaes/images/misc/kirkhaarp.jpg
JohnG
16th January 2011, 11:57 AM
Yeah, I wish they'd stop harping on the subject.
INRM
16th January 2011, 04:53 PM
The reason I'm asking this is for the following reasons
1.) During the 1950's and 1960's there were tests involving nuclear weapons to see if the Van Allen belts could be disrupted (allowing a given target area to be inundated with heavy loads of radiation); some people objected but of course the arms race mentality stated "If we don't do it, the russians will".
2.) HAARP is located near the poles
3.) I have heard claims that there are holes in the Van Allen belts
dudalb
16th January 2011, 05:03 PM
So thats how the Cosmic Rays got through to give the Fantastic Four their powers....
sts60
16th January 2011, 05:15 PM
The reason I'm asking this is for the following reasons
1.) During the 1950's and 1960's there were tests involving nuclear weapons to see if the Van Allen belts could be disrupted (allowing a given target area to be inundated with heavy loads of radiation); some people objected but of course the arms race mentality stated "If we don't do it, the russians will"
Nuclear weapons have nothing to do with HAARP.
2.) HAARP is located near the poles
Really? It's near the South Pole, too? HAARP is actually not that close to the magnetic north pole.
But it's irrelevant. I pointed out before that just the daily variation in the energy received from the Sun dwarfs anything HAARP could put out.
3.) I have heard claims that there are holes in the Van Allen belts
Which - again - is a natural and necessary feature of the reason they exist in the first place.
You seem to believe any idiot thing you read on the Internet, yet evidently can't be bothered to read posts with useful information, or learn anything about the subject. You just post these breathless topics, then fail to participate in the thread. Will this thread be any different? Will you learn anything this time?
JimBenArm
16th January 2011, 05:17 PM
3.) I have heard claims that there are holes in the Van Allen belts
Of course there are. Otherwise, there's no place to stick the tang through to keep it from slipping, and once again, the Earth's pants would fall down!
TSR
16th January 2011, 07:36 PM
I was refering to the defense system that Remo and MacCleary were investigating. That was being built by Grove and blew up when he broke into the building.
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Ah, my bad. Reading too fast. For some reason I was thinking about the defective machine guns and said "WTF? That can't be what zie was referring to..."
Just double checked, it was "Harp" with only one A.
Favourite scene: "Lesson 22: Blessed Silence." I know a few people I'd use that on.
< / derail >
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TSR
16th January 2011, 08:29 PM
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Kermit the Frog, more than once: "That's a myth. Myth!"
Carol Kane, each time, peeking around unexpected corners: "Yeth?"
Anyone?
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PhantomWolf
16th January 2011, 09:30 PM
The reason I'm asking this is for the following reasons
1.) During the 1950's and 1960's there were tests involving nuclear weapons to see if the Van Allen belts could be disrupted (allowing a given target area to be inundated with heavy loads of radiation); some people objected but of course the arms race mentality stated "If we don't do it, the russians will".
You seem to be talking about Tests such as the Hardtack I Teak and Orange, Project Argus, and Starfish Prime.
None of these were to "see if the Van Allen belts could be disrupted" and most were carried out secretly.
Hardtack I Teak and Orange, and Starfish Prime where high altitude nuclear tests, while Project Argus was an attempt to create artifical radiation belts that could be used to knock out opposing space ships and satelites.
fromdownunder
16th January 2011, 09:59 PM
The reason I'm asking this is for the following reasons
1.) During the 1950's and 1960's there were tests involving nuclear weapons to see if the Van Allen belts could be disrupted (allowing a given target area to be inundated with heavy loads of radiation); some people objected but of course the arms race mentality stated "If we don't do it, the russians will".
2.) HAARP is located near the poles
3.) I have heard claims that there are holes in the Van Allen belts
This actually occured in 1961 when one Admiral Nelson took a brand new atomic submarine, the Seaview through its paces.
The Van Allen radiation belt actually partly caught fire, the admiral had to find a way to beat the heat or watch the world suffer rather badly.
The Seaview was an atomic submarine designed by Admiral Nelson. On its initial launch and some USA politicians were visiting it to see if all the money they poured into it was worth it. It is while they were at sea that they learned that the belt of radiation covering the Earth had partly caught fire.
Nelson was asked to attend an international conference to determine what to do.
It was while on route that Nelson came up with a plan which he presented at the conference. Nelson proposed that if an atomic missile was to be launched from the Seaview at a precise moment, it wouldl cause it to blow up. Another scientist claimed that the belt wouldl burn itself out when it reached a certain temperature. But Nelson advised that if they were to wait for his proposal, they would miss the window of opportunity that he told them of. Nelson took the Seaview, and headed off to make his rendezvous.
They obviously succeded as we are still here.
Most of this information has been suppressed, or often presented in a garbled manner, but I do have a link to an extremely reputable source for this information if you would like one.
Norm
Sword_Of_Truth
16th January 2011, 10:26 PM
lol, I loved that show when I was a kid.
Cuddles
17th January 2011, 06:04 AM
The Belts are toridal in shape (like a doughnut)
So you're saying these holes in the Belts are in fact filled with some kind of chocolatey goo? No wonder NASA are trying to keep it for themselves!
Mmmmm, doughnuts...
CptColumbo
17th January 2011, 06:10 AM
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Ah, my bad. Reading too fast. For some reason I was thinking about the defective machine guns and said "WTF? That can't be what zie was referring to..."
Just double checked, it was "Harp" with only one A.
Favourite scene: "Lesson 22: Blessed Silence." I know a few people I'd use that on.
< / derail >
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Cool. I don't own a copy of it and really didn't want to go out and buy one, just to satisfy my curiousity.
Foolmewunz
17th January 2011, 06:21 AM
Zionists are like donuts.
There's nothing they can't do!
The same thing can be said for HAARP.
So, wait, are you all alluding to the Jew's HAARP?
(Oh, c'mon, it had to be said. You know you wanted to, guys!)
catsmate1
17th January 2011, 08:37 AM
Listen, no Gm is going to allow a weapon as powerful as the haarp, without giving it some kind of negative. Even with the decreased accuracy, i still pick it over the Staple Gun, and that is saying something. ( anyone who gets that reference is automatically my best friend. )
Too much playing non-Humaniti in Traveller?:confused:
dafydd
17th January 2011, 09:14 AM
So, wait, are you all alluding to the Jew's HAARP?
(Oh, c'mon, it had to be said. You know you wanted to, guys!)
Here is the evil genius behind HAARP. His brother designed the clamp that held the bomb Fat Boy in place in the B29 that flew over Nagasaki.
http://forums.randi.org/imagehosting/thum_234094d3478f38bbb9.jpg (http://forums.randi.org/vbimghost.php?do=displayimg&imgid=22239)
sadhatter
18th January 2011, 06:36 PM
The reason I'm asking this is for the following reasons
1.) During the 1950's and 1960's there were tests involving nuclear weapons to see if the Van Allen belts could be disrupted (allowing a given target area to be inundated with heavy loads of radiation); some people objected but of course the arms race mentality stated "If we don't do it, the russians will".
2.) HAARP is located near the poles
3.) I have heard claims that there are holes in the Van Allen belts
Just save yourself a lot of time, if the question is " did haarp do it?" the answer is yes. Haarp caused ww2, haarp gave me a headache last week, haarp overcooked someone's hamburger in toronto, it does it all man.
DC
18th January 2011, 06:42 PM
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HAARP also causes Circumhorizon Arc's and earthquakes :rolleyes:
INRM
20th January 2011, 10:00 PM
Circumhorizon arcs?
TSR
21st January 2011, 07:40 AM
No, the holes were put there by fashion designer Enrique Van Allen, to allow them to be adjusted to fit different waist sizes.
TjW
21st January 2011, 07:42 AM
Circumhorizon arcs? .
They're kind of like rainbows, except they''re used for mind control.
Dave Rogers
21st January 2011, 07:53 AM
HAARP also causes Circumhorizon
As you'd expect if it's controlled by the evil Jews.
Dave
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