The Inevitable Madrid Bombing Kookery

[corplinx]

I think with the level of hoaxes and conspiracies we have seen lately that someone will claim the Madrid Bombing was an done by the CIA to try to help Bush's reelection effort.

[Grammatron]

Originally posted by corplinx
I think with the level of hoaxes and conspiracies we have seen lately that someone will claim the Madrid Bombing was an done by the CIA to try to help Bush's reelection effort.

How would it help Bush's reelection effort?

[shecky]

Jeeze, Grammatron, does everything have to get lost on you?

;) :p

[Grammatron]

Originally posted by shecky
Jeeze, Grammatron, does everything have to get lost on you?

;) :p

I guess so :(

[Mycroft]

Originally posted by Grammatron
How would it help Bush's reelection effort?

Bush is fighting a war on terror, so terrorist acts prove we need Bush to fight the war on terror.

The conspiracy theory needs a bit more fleshing out. It’s not the CIA trying to re-elect Bush because all politicians are part of the NWO/Illuminati/Whatever, so it doesn’t matter who gets elected. Instead it's a joint CIA/Mossad venture to advance profits for the Oil Cartels and the Military Industrial Complex, while creating a pretext to take a way our civil liberties and perpetuate the oppression third world countries through globalization.

[Skeptic]

Originally posted by Mycroft


Bush is fighting a war on terror, so terrorist acts prove we need Bush to fight the war on terror.

The conspiracy theory needs a bit more fleshing out. It’s not the CIA trying to re-elect Bush because all politicians are part of the NWO/Illuminati/Whatever, so it doesn’t matter who gets elected. Instead it's a joint CIA/Mossad venture to advance profits for the Oil Cartels and the Military Industrial Complex, while creating a pretext to take a way our civil liberties and perpetuate the oppression third world countries through globalization.

Not bad; that's a "B+" conspiracy theory. To get an "A", you should also have said that Bush wants to use Spain's air bases, and more mention of the jews somewhere as being the "real reason" for the attack.

[Hexxenhammer]

It doesn't matter who wins the election. The madrid bombing was just a small part of the Reptilian's Earth conquering plans. David Icke told me so.

[Mycroft]

Originally posted by Skeptic
Not bad; that's a "B+" conspiracy theory. To get an "A", you should also have said that Bush wants to use Spain's air bases, and more mention of the jews somewhere as being the "real reason" for the attack.

Doesn't it go without saying that it's the Jews that profit from globalization and militarization?

What I should have added was Aznar directing the CNI into the CIA/Mossad operation. Conspiracy theorists like to see ruthless democratically elected leaders secretly slaughtering their own citizens to advance their political goals.

[geni]

This has nothing to with bush who has no real idea about what is going on since he is entirly driven through mind control. The real reason for the bombing is that the greys what Aznar to saty in charge so they used mosad plants to rig up the bombing. However this is only a subplot. The reason the greys what Aznar to win the election is that he has inherited his mothers psysic powers which alow him to control the atlantis machines which the greys want use to in their intergalic war with the prople earthsister was going on about. In attempt to fight back Zarg has been using mass mind control on the people of spain to spead discontent. It's all so simple don't you see?

[Agammamon]

Originally posted by Mycroft
. . .Doesn't it go without saying that it's the Jews that profit from globalization and militarization?. . .

The Jewish connection can never be stated forcefully enough in connection with this conspiracy! If it's not explicitly mentioned at least every third sentence the the masses of sheep we are trying to awaken mey not understand.

[Frank Newgent]

Originally posted by Mycroft

The conspiracy theory needs a bit more fleshing out. It’s not the CIA trying to re-elect Bush because all politicians are part of the NWO/Illuminati/Whatever, so it doesn’t matter who gets elected. Instead it's a joint CIA/Mossad venture to advance profits for the Oil Cartels and the Military Industrial Complex, while creating a pretext to take a way our civil liberties and perpetuate the oppression third world countries through globalization.
That sounds rather like like the 2nd Merovingian Prieure du Sion Jesuit Mafia of Cocteau's Mural .

What about their primary rival conspiracists, the PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA of the heretical Pope Patterson's Illuminoids' of Solomon's Temple and their megastruggle with the 2nd Merovingian Prieure du Sion Jesuit Mafia of Cocteau's Mural to, ultimately, control Reality?