Bottle or the Gun
12th March 2004, 06:46 PM
"Wouldn't you think that perhaps only a lowly angel might have been assigned to guard this site against such an unholy act? The weeping and wailing that went on caused quite a fuss among the faithful in Clearwater, but I have the perfect solution. New glass panes have now been put in. Simply remove the cap from the broken pipe, and restore the sprinkler system for a couple of weeks until the chemical deposit has been made again. It's that simple. Anyone can make a virgin."
Isn't that like unscrewing a lightbulb?
Isn't that like unscrewing a lightbulb?