What's said in church stays in church

[CplFerro]

So, I'm church today, and the priest talks about Jesus telling everyone to be perfect, specifically to give to those who ask. It first occurred to me that this is a good way to achieve penury, and then it occurred to me how to beat the system:

Give all your money to Christian Children's Fund, minus the cost of a one-way ticket to Africa. Sponsor yourself!

Cpl Ferro

[MG1962]

So, I'm church today, and the priest talks about Jesus telling everyone to be perfect, specifically to give to those who ask. It first occurred to me that this is a good way to achieve penury, and then it occurred to me how to beat the system:

Give all your money to Christian Children's Fund, minus the cost of a one-way ticket to Africa. Sponsor yourself!

Cpl Ferro

Thats funny :)