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a_unique_person
18th March 2004, 08:58 PM
I would just like to aplogize for not posting at my usual rate. I have just started a new job, and cannot spare the time to post as I used to.

For my fans out there who miss my insightful, probing commentary, I hope to be able to get back to making more frequent posts in a few weeks time.
Checkmite
18th March 2004, 09:18 PM
What's your name again?
a_unique_person
18th March 2004, 09:51 PM
I could say the same thing.
El Greco
18th March 2004, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by a_unique_person
For my fans out there who miss my insightful, probing commentary, I hope to be able to get back to making more frequent posts in a few weeks time.

Please do. Life is not the same without your insightful, probing commentary.
crackmonkey
18th March 2004, 11:58 PM
My life's been so empty... without your words of wisdom, all is pain, tears, and desolation.
The Fool
19th March 2004, 12:40 AM
Its a relief to find out why I have not been feeling so incited and probed lately.
BillyTK
19th March 2004, 04:08 AM
I'd like to apologise for not meeting my obligations as a fellow traveller by picking up the slack in AUP's absence. I'd also like to apologise for forgetting to post the mothering sunday cards to my sister and mother-in-law, for making up lies when I was younger to tell the priest at confession, and for blaming the devil whenever I do anything stupid. I'd also like to apologise to that guy in college who annoyed me so much that I hid all his belongings, his locker and his desk, but I have to say that in my defense I was provoked; he had a stupid moustache. As to the incident with the old fella, the yappy-type dog and the snow plough, well they had it coming.
shemp
19th March 2004, 05:04 AM
I'd like to apologize for failing to trim my nose hairs.
BillyTK
19th March 2004, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by shemp
I'd like to apologize for failing to trim my nose hairs.
You as well? what would you normally use - razor or pliers? Myself, I've given up on ear hair, and intend back comb it into wolf ears with a view to the long term of using it as a comb-over.
a_unique_person
19th March 2004, 06:38 AM
Is this you then?
Cleopatra
19th March 2004, 07:10 AM
I bet that the rate of reported posts has dropped significantly....
Suezoled
19th March 2004, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by shemp
I'd like to apologize for failing to trim my nose hairs.

I'd like to apologize that Shemp hasn't trimmed his nose hairs.
a_unique_person
19th March 2004, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by Cleopatra
I bet that the rate of reported posts has dropped significantly....

People report my posts? That is just so unfair. I cause some controversy, and don't even know about it.
Cleopatra
19th March 2004, 07:16 AM
Originally posted by a_unique_person
People report my posts? That is just so unfair. I cause some controversy, and don't even know about it. I don't know if people report your posts, I assume that they do. I have never reported you Unique because mods don't have the power to arrest people and put them in jail.
El Greco
19th March 2004, 07:16 AM
Originally posted by a_unique_person
I have just started a new job, and cannot spare the time to post as I used to.

Are you sure you cannot ?
Cleopatra
19th March 2004, 07:21 AM
Originally posted by El Greco
Are you sure you cannot ? He can't. First, he works in a new job and second, when he returns he has to watch the view from his veranda. Now he posts because it's very late in his country and can't see anything on the beach.
a_unique_person
19th March 2004, 07:23 AM
That's right. It is pitch black outside, I have to teach a course in the software I am supposed to be an expert in tomorrow at 09.00am, and I have no idea how I am going to be able to do it successfully. That is an excellent reason to waste my time on JREF with the likes of Kodiak and Skeptic.
Cleopatra
19th March 2004, 07:29 AM
Originally posted by a_unique_person
That's right. It is pitch black outside, I have to teach a course in the software I am supposed to be an expert in tomorrow at 09.00am, and I have no idea how I am going to be able to do it successfully. That is an excellent reason to waste my time on JREF with the likes of Kodiak and Skeptic. Unique you shouldn't work on Saturday. It's a matter of principles. You can practice on me. I am trying to learn a software on how to edit sound. ( Don't ask why because I will reply)

First you take a spoon....
BillyTK
19th March 2004, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by a_unique_person
Is this you then?
No, but that's my fashion guru.
rikzilla
19th March 2004, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by a_unique_person
I would just like to aplogize for not posting at my usual rate. I have just started a new job, and cannot spare the time to post as I used to.

For my fans out there who miss my insightful, probing commentary, I hope to be able to get back to making more frequent posts in a few weeks time.

Good riddance! We promise to miss you just as much as we do JK, UCE, and ICANTAKEPICTURESOFDEMONS. :p

Don't go away mad,...just go away.

-z
Cleopatra
19th March 2004, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by rikzilla


Good riddance! We promise to miss you just as much as we do JK, UCE, and ICANTAKEPICTURESOFDEMONS. :p

Don't go away mad,...just go away.

-z Come-on rik, you can't live without him,confess it.You adore him too. I don't know how Unique succeeds in creating such passionate relationships. :p
rikzilla
19th March 2004, 09:17 AM
Originally posted by Cleopatra
Come-on rik, you can't live without him,confess it.You adore him too. I don't know how Unique succeeds in creating such passionate relationships. :p

:dl:

Cleopatra,...I should hire you to be my analyst....

....IF I LIVED IN BIZARRO-LAND!!


:th:

-z