Freakin' Jesus! First it's gay marriage, now Man Marries Own Grandmother!

[shemp]

Won't somebody think of the children???

Young Man Marries Own Grandmother (http://abcnews.go.com/wire/BackPage/reuters20040319_148.html)

PANCHPARA, India (Reuters) - A 25-year-old Indian man has married his 80-year-old grandmother because he wanted to take care of her.

"I felt she needed extra care as she is old. I can look after her better as a husband than as a grandson," Narayan Biswas told Reuters.

[Lisa Simpson]

Awww...sounds sweet in an incestuous sort of way. :jaw:

Besides the article also mentioned a girl who married a dog. I know all men are dogs, but I certainly wouldn't want to be married to a real dog!!

[PygmyPlaidGiraffe]

not as confusing as I'm my own Grandpa (http://www.ziplo.com/grandpa.htm)


I should perhaps point out the web page has a sound file embedded. Turn on your speakers and enjoy.

[waitew]

Are these marriages consumated??

[Hexxenhammer]

Originally posted by waitew
Are these marriages consumated?? I'm sure grandma got out the Kama Sutra right away...




ok, I grossed myself out.

[Lisa Simpson]

Originally posted by Hexxenhammer
I'm sure grandma got out the Kama Sutra right away...




ok, I grossed myself out.

I'm not sure eighty year old joints could bend themselves into Kama Sutra positions. But if she could, why in the heck would she be marrying her grandson?!?! She could get any old geezer in the village.

[MLynn]

What about the 9-year old girl married to a dog to ward off evil???? holy cr*p!!

[American]

I knew that Kama Sutra was nasty stuff, but that's just WRONG.

[subgenius]

Time for another Constitutional Amendment.

[a_unique_person]

Skippery slope, next thing you know Shemp will be getting married.