The NEW Messiah

[Temporal Renegade]

Hey, gang! Guess what? We done got us a NEW Messiah!

His name is Ted Jesus Christ GOD (http://tedjesuschristgod.org/) and he wants to save us!

Do I think that this is a joke? I have absolutely NO idea...

[MLynn]

Sounds/looks like the website of a "Davidian" type person. Didn't read any of Ted's "scriptures" yet. It should be interesting reading...

[Temporal Renegade]

Originally posted by MLynn
Sounds/looks like the website of a "Davidian" type person. Didn't read any of Ted's "scriptures" yet. It should be interesting reading...

My hair was down to my waist about two years ago; let me tell you, not ONCE did I think that, just because I needed a trim that I was Jesus.:)

[Yahweh]

Yep, this guy really does look like the historically accepted white Judeo-European Christ just like we always knew Jesus was...

[MLynn]

Originally posted by Temporal Renegade


My hair was down to my waist about two years ago; let me tell you, not ONCE did I think that, just because I needed a trim that I was Jesus.:)
I'm relieved to here it (that you're not Jesus), although it would be nice to see how you looked with waist-length hair. cool avatar, by the way!

[MLynn]

I did read some of Ted's "scriptures" and the dude sounds whacked out to me.

[Yahweh]

Originally posted by MLynn
I did read some of Ted's "scriptures" and the dude sounds whacked out to me.
Did you learn this before or after reading his scriptures?

[Temporal Renegade]

Originally posted by MLynn

I'm relieved to here it (that you're not Jesus), although it would be nice to see how you looked with waist-length hair. cool avatar, by the way!

Well, if I can get the scanner working maybe you will! :D

Thanks. Like your little dog, too!

[Funkenstien]

ou are NOT saved unless in most cases you are a Close Worshipper and Follower and More of Ted Jesus Christ GOD and are on the Third Testament to Bibles! That Is THE WAY That Is For Now!

I always think THAT when I capitalize random WORDS in my sentances that they WILL make an impact ON the reader.

:D

The part that gets me is when they add and More to the end of a bunch of stuff. Too funny. This can't be real.

[MLynn]

Originally posted by Yahweh

Did you learn this before or after reading his scriptures?
Actually, before reading them. Reading them just confirmed it.