Would save your dog in heaven from doing a line in Berkeley in a gay marriage?

[Keneke]

Because someone had to do it.

And because the line won't allow a longer title.

[evildave]

I don't understand:

Is my dog in Heaven, or Berkely?

If my dog is in Berkely, I can understand the 'gay marriage' thing, but wouldn't that really be some sort of beastiality arrangement?

[scribble]

How do you "save" someone from doing a line? I thought drugs were supposed to be fun!

[c4ts]

First I'd fire up the gravmorizer and unleash the circular arguments.

[evildave]

The onion is a goldmine this week.

Does this one remind you of anyonme?

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"Who you? You've been balderdashed! Doodads! Wood glue, dammit!" Cosmic Stan said, glancing around wildly and cradling a partially disassembled transistor radio. "Fock space! Spin polarization! The Clausius-Clapeyron equation obtains! The incident field is representable by a plane wave vector potential! You gotta believe me!"